Nadya Suleman: An Update on Our Octuplets Mom Post


Yesterday we posted information given out by the grandmother (Angela Suleman) of the now famous quintuplets born a few days ago. Angela was kind enough to let us know that her daughter already has 6 kids and that she lives at home. Now..the mother's name is revealed! Nadya Suleman is the proud mommy of 8 bouncing babies and even more info has come to light!

Please sit down.

She was hoping for JUST ONE MORE LITTLE GIRL. That's right. Ask for one and get eight.

And..she was implanted, via in vitro fertilization.

Yep. Unmarried. Lives at home. 6 kids already. Now Eight more. But really only wanted one more.

And the United States shouldn't require testing before you are allowed to bring a new life into the world?

You decide.

Google This Site May Harm Your Computer-Google Goes Bonkers




Big news from Google Search this morning. It appears that any search for virtually anything brings the following response when the website is clicked on:

From Google This Site May Harm Your Computer.

Is this Malware? A hack of the Google Site? We tried to search a few terms and everything turned out fine, but some are reporting that even a search of Google pages brings up the message.

More than likely someone has left for coffee or is in the john and doesn't know it's going on.

Stay tuned..

Link to Recall.gov: Peanut Butter Recall List Goes Nuts


The Peanut Recall List has gone nuts. Only a few short days ago, the FDA assured concerned citizens that Peanut Butter in jars would not be affected by the Peanut Butter recalls..now it appears they are. As of right now, the FDA is telling us that major brands of Peanut Butter are not contaminated, but any off brand or hotsy totsy chic brand should be avoided.

You can access the Recall.gov website HERE. The link points to the FDA Food Recall portion of the website.

It is unfortunate that it appears that the FDA has known there was problems with The Peanut Corp. of America for quite some time. The Georgia peanut-processing plant at the center of the national salmonella outbreak is now under criminal investigation, but there have been incidents in the past and the FDA has not taken action. It is also very unfortunate that the FDA continues to tell folks that only certain peanut products are affected..then turns around the next day and changes their story.

Another day of insanity with your Federal Government.

Astrongmiddleclass.gov : Obama's Strong Middle Class Gets a Website



Astrongmiddleclass.gov: Sounds like a Republican PAC doesn't it?

But no, President Obama, builder of websites and web promoter extraordinaire is at it again.

Mr. Obama has created a task force with these goals: "Expanding education and lifelong training opportunities, improving work and family balance, restoring labor standards, including workplace safety, helping to protect middle-class and working-family incomes, protecting retirement security."

The new task force is officially called the "White House Task Force on Middle Class Working Families" and is headed by Vice President Joe Biden. It will also include various other cabinet members.

And, of course, a website has been created to track the task force's progress.
You can see the new website HERE.This website will also ensure transparency (our fav government word) and new ideas from the general public (Holy Cow! A suggestion box!).


According to the White House, the first meeting of the Task Force will be Feb. 27 in Philadelphia, focusing on "Green Jobs: A Pathway to a Strong Middle Class."

Angela Suleman:Mother of Mother of Octuplets Reveals All


Angela Suleman, mother of the mother of the Octuplets born a few days ago reveals that her daughter already has 6 kids. That's right..six kids already.

She also reveals that her daughter was taking fertility pills. Maybe she overdosed. Ya think?

So, now she has 14 kids. FOURTEEN. And..she lives with her parents.

And..she lives with her parents. (Repeated on purpose)

Insanity is rampant.

Democrats Start Online Petition Against Rush Limbaugh


Bored today and a hater of everything Rush Limbaugh? Head on over to an online petition that is supposed to express outrage against the conservative radio host. This petition is courtesy of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and is called "Rush to Judgement". It should be called "Rush to Stupidity"..but they didn't ask for our input. For those of you unfamiliar with the story:

First, Rush Limbaugh said this: "If I wanted Obama to succeed, I'd be happy the Republicans have laid down. I don't want this to work. So I'm thinking of replying to this guy, say 'okay, I'll send you a response, but I don't need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails'."

Obviously, the man is an idiot..but it is his JOB to say thing like this. That's what brings listeners. You would think that those in power would ignore this crap, but no, Barack Obama fired back with this in remarks to GOP leaders:

"You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done,"

Then, Rush counter punched with this:

"I'm the man you should not be listening, according to President Obama.
I think [Obama] wants me to fail," Limbaugh said. "He's more frightened of me than he is of John Boehner, which doesn't say much for our party."

And finally, a quote from the online petition website:

"Jobs, health care, our place in the world -- the stakes for our nation are high and every American needs President Obama to succeed," the petition reads. "Stand strong against Rush Limbaugh's Attacks -- sign our petition, telling Rush what you think of his attacks on President Obama."

Instead of rising above this petty crap and letting it die, our Democratic leaders have chosen to make this an issue. Perhaps they would like to all meet Rush outside the cafeteria for a "beat up the bully party" after lunch? Hopefully, no teachers are there.

Wagyu Steak: We Have A Beef With Barack Obama


As our country slides further economically and our new President gives the standard pitch about sacrifice and personal responsibility, let us take a moment to review the menu at an Obama cocktail party: Chicken Curry and Wagyu Steak (also known as Kobe steak). Wagyu beef is a little hard to come by and costs right at $100 for a 16 oz. serving. Say what? So we are supposed to eat Mac and Cheese and Spam while the new Prez and a few Congressmen dine on $100 a pound beef?

Where is the outrage? We give the CEO's of the Now Little Three crap for taking private jets to their first begging meeting with Congress.. and our Prez has been preaching that we can pull out of this with a little sacrifice and he is splurging on steak that costs more than many folks spend on groceries in a week?

Today's message to Mr. Obama..Walk the Walk if you are going to Talk the Talk.

Jessica Simspson Weight Gain: The Story of the Decade

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson has gained weight.

Now that you have picked yourself up off the floor and recovered from this shock...whatever shall we do?

According to some of our super secret sources, Jessica Simpson is now almost classified as a " Big Woman". What the hell? Jessica may be a couple bulbs short of a tanning bed (Thank you Diablo Cody) , but she is an extremely attractive woman AND an extremely curvy woman. A few extra pounds won't hurt a bit.

Anyway, Jessica herself admits to the gain and says she is stress eater. Her sister Ashlee Simpson is none too happy with those who started this attack on her weight, and even Jessica's one-time trainer,Harley Pasternak agrees with us. He told Extra (source: Aceshowbiz) :

"She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she's healthy. She's still sexy. She's still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks." He adds, "I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier."

See?? Everyone who is anyone agrees with us.

Now..shaddup!

(By the way, Jessica also has extreme flatulence and she says "it smells like a bed of roses". Just sayin')

Lynyrd Skynyrd Keyboard Player Billy Powell Dies

Billy Powell
We don't normally do obits at Fileunderi, but Lynyrd Skynyrd was OUR band growing up and Billy Powell was THE MAN on the keyboard.

Billy met future Skynyrd bassist Leon Wilkeson when they both attended Bishop Kenny High School in Jacksonville Florida, and they became close friends. Billy graduated in 1970 and attended a local Community College studying Music Theory and worked as a roadie for Lynyrd Skynyrd. He remained a roadie until 1972, when Skynyrd was hired to play a local prom. Billy played Free Bird on a piano in the corner after he had finished setting for the band. Lead singer Ronnie Van Zant made him Skynyrds keyboardist on the spot.

The band enjoyed soaring popularity after the release of their first album in 1974, and rode the popularity through 1977 when the band's chartered plane crashed. The crash took the life of Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines,Gaines' sister Cassie and
road manager Dean Kilpatrick. Billy received severe facial cuts (almost lost his nose), but was the first released from the hospital and the only band member able to attend the funeral for those killed in the crash.

Billy passed away last night in Jacksonville Florida. He was 56.

You're a freebird now Billy.

Drunk Crossing

Snarking: Four or Five Definitions


What is Snarking?

According to the Urban Dictionary:

1.It is when someone secretly sends humorous or embarrassing e-mails from another persons e-mail address as a practical joke.

2.A game, of sorts, wherein a group of snarky people stand in a circle and try to out snark each other with increasingly witty, disdainful comments.

3.Getting things done quickly by merely showing up, flashing a smirk, and double clicking the tongue and using the words "doll". Perfected by men from Arkansas over 30 wearing a perfectly cut suit.

4.Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Not sure about number four. We were always told that snark is a joining off the words
"snide" and "remark"



And what is Snarking Out?

From the same source:

A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.

So, we weren't snarky in this post. But, we will be in the future.

The SAG Awards! Wooo Hoooo!

Heath
The 15th Annual SAG (Screen Actors Guild) Awards are tonight and this can be the predictor of who and what will get the upcoming Oscars.

You can cut the tension with a knife here at Fileunderi. So many questions can be answered..like:

Will Sean Penn win for "Milk" and then bust someone up later in the night?
Will someone actually be able to beat Meryl Streep?
Will SAG buck up and award the SAGGY (Hell, we don't know what it's called) to Heath Ledger?
Will Kate Winslet win two Saggys? Will she ever do a movie without a shot of her breasts?
Could anyone really be out acting Hugh Laurie or Holly Hunter? (House and Saving Grace)
Are all the actors on "Lost" really that bad? (Zero Nominations)

Get a bowl of popcorn and settle in for the answers to these and other burning questions.

A list of nominees:

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Richard Jenkins, "The Visitor"
Frank Langella, "Frost/Nixon"
Sean Penn, "Milk"
Brad Pitt, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Anne Hathaway, "Rachel Getting Married"
Angelina Jolie, "Changeling"
Melissa Leo, "Frozen River"
Meryl Streep, "Doubt"
Kate Winslet, "Revolutionary Road"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Josh Brolin, "Milk"
Robert Downey Jr., "Tropic Thunder"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "Doubt"
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight"
Dev Patel, "Slumdog Millionaire"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Amy Adams, "Doubt"
Penelope Cruz, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
Viola Davis, "Doubt"
Taraji P. Henson, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Kate Winslet, "The Reader"


Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
"Doubt"
"Milk"
"Frost/Nixon"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
"The Dark Knight"
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"
"Iron Man"
"Hellboy II: The Golden Army"
"Wanted"

TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Michael C. Hall, "Dexter"
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"
Hugh Laurie, "House M.D."
William Shatner, "Boston Legal"
James Spader, "Boston Legal"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters"
Mariska Hargitay, "Law & Order: SVU"
Holly Hunter, "Saving Grace"
Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"
Elisabeth Moss, "Mad Men"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
Steve Carell, "The Office"
David Duchovny, "Californication"
Jeremy Piven, "Entourage"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
Christina Applegate, "Samantha Who?"
America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
Mary-Louise Parker, "Weeds"
Tracy Ullman, "Tracy Ullman's State of the Union"

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
"Boston Legal"
"The Closer"
"Mad Men"
"House"
"Dexter"

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
"30 Rock"
"Desperate Housewives"
"Entourage"
"The Office"
"Weeds"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Tom Wilkinson, "John Adams"
Ralph Fiennes, "Bernard and Doris"
Paul Giamatti, "John Adams"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24: Redemption"
Kevin Spacey, "Recount"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Laura Dern, "Recount"
Laura Linney, "John Adams"
Shirley MacLaine, "Coco Chanel"
Phylicia Rashad, "A Raisin in the Sun"
Susan Sarandon, "Bernard and Doris"

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
"Heroes"
"Friday Night Lights"
"Prison Break"
"The Unit"
"The Closer"

Danny Bonaduce Fights Jose Conseco

Danny Bonaduce
How did we miss this???

Last night Danny Bonaduce fought Jose Conseco on PAY PER VIEW. (You have got to be kidding me)

Danny's previous fights included the always tough Barry "Greg Brady" Williams and Donny Osmond. He won both. Jose's previous fight was an absolute pummeling at the hands of former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema.

Danny is 5' 6" and weighs in at 180. Jose is 6' 4" and weighs in at 260.

Sounds like a mismatch...

Although we can't find OFFICIAL Fight results (We actually didn't look very hard), it seems that the fight was a draw.

And there you have it.

UPDATE FEBRUARY 25TH, 2009: Due to the popularity of this post, we will tell you that Conseco "won" this fight and we have searched like hell for a video...but still can only find still pics. Didn't anyone tape this? We are searching daily, so keep checking back.

UPDATE FEBRUARY 27TH, 2009: We have another update!
CLICK HERE for our latest post on this fight.

Kelli McCarty: Enjoys Acting. Really Likes Sex


What do you do to follow up being Miss USA 1991? If you are Kelli McCarty, you star in Passions. But..ho hum, that gets a little old so how about..a porn film?
You can combine your loves and talents that way. Let's let Ms. McCarty explain:

“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex, so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions. I approached Vivid with the idea of shooting a film with a sexy but interesting storyline, and I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of control I was given throughout the production process. I am very pleased with the final edit of ‘Faithless,’ and I just may do another adult film.”

Not sure where the acting and interesting storyline are..but if Kelli says it's there, it must be in there somewhere.

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Doggles: The Pet Accessory from Hell


Just when I thought every possible asinine item had been invented, I have now discovered Doggles. By the way, I thought we had seen the last asinine item when I saw the first commercial for the Snuggy. What are Doggles? Exactly what you might think: goggles for dogs. What useful purpose would they serve? Why, to block out harmful UV rays. Of course.

At this point I must ask you, are we turning our canine population into a pack of wimps? Seriously..Doggles? Would Lassie wear Doggles? Old Yeller? Scooby? Of course not.I understand the American Public's love affair with their dogs..but..come on.

All this aside, how do these work? I own 3 and 1/3 dogs (one chihuahua). My three larger dogs are 2 Hyper German Shorthaired Pointers and One Scared of His Own Shadow Lab Mix Mutt. The possibility of me placing said Doggles on any of the aforementioned canines is nil. And, if I did get them on..they would either be off in a matter of seconds or completely destroyed in the attempt.

Doggles for my dogs?

Sorry Rover old buddy, you're going blind.

The NutiSystem Diet: 2009 Diet of the Year


We read recently that the NutriSystem Diet is the 2009 Diet of the Year. We are not sure who determines this, but we take everything we read on the Internet at face value(Don't you?). Also, NutriSystem is one of the top searched for terms and the TV show "The Biggest Loser" is a very popular show. People must be concerned about their weight, eh? More like obsessed..

Hmmmm...

So, as a public service to our readers, we will publish here (free of charge to you) the OFFICIAL fileunderi Weight Loss Plan.

Ready?

Burn more calories than you ingest. Exercise..even if you just walk. And, don't eat fatty foods.

Guaranteed weight loss over time, or your money back.

FDA Peanut Butter Warning: FDA Recalls Peanut Butter


The great Peanut Butter Scare of 2009 has now hit epic proportions. The FDA is warning consumers against consuming ANYTHING containing peanut butter..other than jars of peanut butter themselves. This includes peanut butter crackers, peanut butter ice cream, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter candy and peanut butter cereal. No peanut butter products should be consumed other than that jar of Extra Chunky Skippy.

(This is true dear readers, please read on. Food Recalls should be taken seriously)

The FDA WARNING suggests that you throw away ALL products containing a hint of peanut butter so no one in the household is tempted to eat them. The reason that jars of peanut butter are okay? Apparently, one company supplies most of the peanut butter to all the companies that make peanut butter laced products. The salmonella has been traced back to this company and the FDA is not sure where all the contaminated product went to. Those who produce jars of peanut butter for sale on the grocery shelves either manufacture the peanut butter themselves or get it from a different source.

A link to the FDA website is...HERE.

Lets be careful out there.

The Numbers Lady, Glynis McCants Gives Us Obama Predictions



Hold the presses! Glynis McCants aka "The Numbers Lady" and Numerologist Extraordinaire has given us some "startling" predictions concerning our soon to be President..Mr. Barack Obama. The numbers lady was on Coast to Coast and laid these earth shattering predictions on all who listened:

Using formulas she invented, McCants predicted a difficult year for our President-Elect. (ya think?)

She also foresees a big trip in Obama’s future. (Really?? Wow.)

A quote from the Numbers Lady:

"Barack Obama is going into a Personal Year Cycle of ‘5,’ which is a challenge to his Lifepath number of ‘2,’ but if he can weather the storm of this year, he’ll prove to be an effective president," she stated. "[Vladimir] Putin is going into a Personal Year of ‘1’ which shows he means to win, and go after complete power," McCants added. " (More earth shattering news)

She also reviewed her forecast for 2008, in which she'd declared that "if Mother Nature wants to compete with us, she will always win." Indeed, there were many natural disasters and storms including the earthquake that struck China, and a record-breaking tornado season in the U.S. The next year for record-breaking bad weather will be 2012-- a "5" year, she noted.

Yep, a "5" year is right. Isn't 2012 supposed to be the year the world ends? On December 21st? That is when the Mayan Calendar ends...and those old boys had it going on in the Astronomy department.

The bright side to all this?? I won't have to pay my mortgage back in full. So, there is always that.

Megan Fox Thinks She Has Manly Looks

The Queen of Bizarre, Megan Fox, told an interviewer Sunday night at the Golden Globes.."I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda.I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."

The Transformers and Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen star has been known for her shoot from the hip answers to interviewers since her meteoric rise to fame began. Considered refreshing at first, she had crossed over to bizarre and we find ourselves considering her for top 5 placement on our annual "Stars who will self-destruct soon." list.

And, of course, we have included the interview for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Keebler Peanut Butter Crackers Recall


The Elves are pissed.

Due to Peanut Corp. of America issuing a recall late
Tuesday for 21 lots of peanut butter made since July 1 at its plant
in Blakely, Ga., (because of possible salmonella contamination), Keebler has started pulling peanut butter crackers off the shelves. Peanut Corp. of America supplies peanut paste to Kellogg, which on Wednesday asked stores nationwide to pull peanut butter crackers sold under the Austin and Keebler brands.

The products being pulled include Austin and Keebler toasted
peanut butter sandwich crackers, peanut butter and jelly sandwich
crackers, cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers, and peanut
butter-chocolate sandwich crackers. Customers and stores are asked
to hold onto the Kellogg products, but not eat them, until an
investigation is complete.

The FDA said Kellogg's move is known as a stop-sale order and isn't as serious as a recall. Neither the FDA nor a Kellogg spokesman could say how many units were involved, but a FDA spokesperson said, "It's a very large volume." A Kellogg spokesman said federal investigators visited company facilities this week.

The Peanut Corp. recall was issued after an open container of
King Nut peanut butter in a long-term care facility in Minnesota
was found to contain a strain of salmonella. Health officials had
recommended nursing homes, hospitals, schools, universities and
restaurants discard containers of peanut butter linked to the
outbreak. The peanut butter was in containers between 5 and 50
pounds.

Any consumer who wishes to return one of the sandwich cracker products for a refund can call the Kellogg Consumer Response Center at 1-888-314-2060.

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