Man Arrested For Mowing Park Grass

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Man Arrested For Mowing Park Grass

A man in Sandusky, Ohio found out that the City Fathers do not appreciate help from the general public with park maintenance.

Resident John Hamilton had enough of the foot high grass at Sandusky's Central Park and he decided to take control of the situation. Apparently, budget cuts have forced understaffed maintenance crews to tackle other projects and leave park grass to the whim of nature.

Mr. Hamilton, who just wanted to make his city beautiful, got his own lawnmower and commenced to cutting. Problem is, he was blowing grass clippings on to the sidewalks (gasp!!) and was shredding trash that hadn't been picked up.

Police arrived and ordered Lawnmower Man to stop, in the name of the law.

He refused.

The 48-year-old Hamilton was arrested and charged with obstructing official business and disorderly conduct.


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Nebraska Man Uses Novel Disguise To Rob Kwik Shop


A man in Lincoln, Nebraska robbed a Kwik Shop early Monday morning, and used a novel disguise...

An empty beer carton covered his head.

He threatened to shoot the clerk, but the clerk never saw a gun.(probably too busy laughing his/her butt off)

The robber made off with 9 packs of cigarettes valued at $50. Mr. Beer Carton Head was caught on tape (but authorities can't make out his face), ditched the disguise in the parking lot, and police are checking it for fingerprints.

And for those of you who care...It was a Bud Light Carton.

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Germany Says Traces Of Cocaine Found In Red Bull

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Germany Says Traces Of Cocaine Found In Red Bull

Red Bull Could Be Banned In Germany

Germany is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.

Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage - which is available in the UK.

The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.

Read The Rest Of The Story Here from The Daily Mail

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PETA Boycott On Canadian Maple Syrup-Canada Governor Eats Raw Seal Heart

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PETA Boycott On Canadian Maple Syrup-Canada Governor Eats Raw Seal Heart

Things are heating up in Canada as PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals) has called for a boycott on Canadian Maple Syrup to protest the inhumane slaughter of seals. Although baby seal slaughter and maple syrup are totally unrelated, PETA figures they can hit Canada where it hurts by urging everyone to purchase U.S. maple syrup.

According to Holly Beal,senior media coordinator for PETA, 300,000 baby seals are slaughtered each year.

Read the Full Story Here from rutlandherald.com.

In a related and bizarre story...

In response to a EU (European Union) vote earlier this month to ban seal products on the grounds that seal slaughter is inhumane, Canada Governor General Michaelle Jean gutted a seal and swallowed a piece of the animals heart.

Here is Michaelle Jean...
Canada Governor General Michaelle Jean

When asked if the action was a message to Europe, Jean (the representative of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II as Canada's head of state) replied, "Take from that what you will."

Whoa.

Now THAT's a tough (albeit symbolic) response.

Read the whole story HERE at Breitbart.com

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The Mile High Club: Do Pilots Work The Flaps Better?

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Every once in awhile The Mile High Club becomes a hot search, and we here at Fileunderi wonder what these folks are searching for...

In case you are one of the searchees:

The Mile High Club is only for those who have had an encounter in a flying plane. Get more information at the Mile High Club "Official Site".

If you are looking to join the Mile High Club, but don't want to do it on a commercial airliner, you can visit the Mile High Atlanta website. They will take you up for one hour to an altitude of 5,280 feet and you can...umm..."encounter" to your hearts content. They have a Piper Cherokee Six converted:

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Mile High Atlanta advertises a discreet pilot, a certificate of accomplishment and you get to keep the sheets as a souvenir! All this for only $379 per couple.

Here is the Mile High Atlanta Website

Keep the sheets???


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Man Has Visited 9000 Starbucks-Vows To Visit Them All

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A man on a mission to visit every Starbucks in the world has a problem: Starbucks Corp. is closing scores of stores he has yet to visit.

The freelance software programmer, 37 years old, calls himself Winter. He was on a job in Wisconsin last month when he learned that a Starbucks in Prince George, British Columbia, would close the next day. He spent $1,400 to jet there for a cup of coffee -- sugar, no cream -- and a photograph.

"If the store closed before I visited, I would lose another piece of my soul," Winter says.

Read the Rest of The Story On WSJ Online

(Really, read the rest. 37 years old...lives at home...comic book collection. Well, just read it)


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Alaska Prosecutes Man Who Feeds Wild Bears

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Man Could Go To Jail For Feeding Bears

ANCHORAGE (AP) — Charlie Vandergaw's love of bears landed him on a recent Animal Planet series -- and in trouble with the law.

Vandergaw's knack for winning the animals' trust was showcased in a documentary made last year by a British filmmaker at Vandergaw's remote Alaska cabin and aired as part of Animal Planet's series "Stranger Among Bears." The videos show Vandergaw scratching the belly of one black bear as if it was the family dog, feeding a cookie to a large black bear sitting under a tree, and feeding dog kibble to a cub from his outstretched hand.

Read More at USA Today

And here's a short video showing Charlie Vandergaw with his bears...



Video Source: YouTube user firecrackerfilms


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The Latest Trend For Downsized Farms? Downsized Cows

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How do you effectively downsize your farm to cut costs and still make money?

Quite a few farmers have found a novel way, they have downsized cows. Yes...Mini Cows.

The Mini Cows barely reach the waist of an average adult male and the Mini Calves see eye to eye with a Border Collie.

The miniature Herefords consume about half that of a full-sized cow,but they produce 50% to 75% of the rib-eyes and fillets, according to researchers and farmers who are using the itty bitty bovines. The mini cows weigh in at 500 to 700 pounds compared to around 1300 for an average cow. The mini cows are not genetically engineered to be smaller, nor are they dwarfs. They are drawn from breeds brought over a century ago from Europe. The 1950's and 1960's saw farmers working to get their cows larger as feed was plentiful.

There is a drawback to the Mini Cows(Dairy Version)...you have to get on your knees to milk them.

Source: LA Times

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Obama Vows To Only Use Troops When Needed


In a speech yesterday to graduating cadets at the U.S. Naval Academy, President Obvious...er...Obama had this to say:

"I will only send you into harm's way when it is absolutely necessary, and with the strategy, the well-defined goals, the equipment and the support that you need to get the job done."

Doesn't all that kind of go without saying?

He also told the graduates and crowd of approximately 30,000 that he has halted reductions in the Navy,is buidling up the Marines,and investing in the "hardware" they will need to do their jobs. He also promised better pay, better benefits and more support. Apparently he is doing this in between bailouts to banks and insurance companies, taking over the American Automobile Industry and working on a health care plan that fits everybody.

Yes, Mr. Obama is truly a man that pleases everyone he can.

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Man Tries To Catch BB Fired At Him

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Another slow, boring day in Massachusetts brings us this:

A Falmouth man was hanging out with his buddy and decided it would be fun to catch a BB. He told his friend to pump a BB Gun once and fire it across the room at him. He would attempt to catch it with his bare hand.

Amazingly, he DID catch it...in a way. The BB became lodged in his hand. He got to go to the hospital, police had to investigate, and it made the news.

The man told police it was "an accident gone wrong".

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Ex South Korean President Roh Moo hyun Takes Political Suicide To New Heights

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Could someone please forward this to Rod Blagojevich...

Ex South Korean President Roh Moo hyun, caught up in an apparent Six Million Dollar bribe scandal, has taken the term "political suicide" to new heights. The former South Korean President ran and won the South Korean Presidency in 2002 on a reformist platform and rode a brief wave of popularity at the start of his term.
Unfortunately, his popularity not only waned, it plummeted, and his successor won the biggest landslide in South Korean free elections history in 2007.

Once out of office, you would expect Moo-hyun to ride off into the sunset, but his family was accused of taking a Six Million Dollar bribe from a major South Korean shoe manufacturer during his presidency. He was questioned about this late last month and his wife was scheduled to be questioned also...she was accused of taking One Million of the Six (his niece is accused of taking the other 5 Million in bribes).

So, what's an Ex-President to do?

If you are an American politician, you keep your face out there, step up the publicity, ignore the issue, deflect attention to other issues, hope it goes away and generally play the martyr.

If you are a South Korean politician, you go for a hike with your bodyguard to the top of a mountain cliff...and jump to your death.

That is exactly what Roh Moo-hyun did on Saturday.

His suicide note read, "The suffering caused by me is too great to too many people. The suffering in store for the future is too much to bear. The remainder of my life will only be a burden to others."

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7 Arrested In New York City Craigslist Prostitution Ring

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7 Arrested In New York City Craigslist Prostitution Ring

Craigslist took another hit Wednesday when 7 people were arrested for operating a prostitution ring in New York City and using the website exclusively to source business.

The seven arrested operated or were phone "bookers" for Room Service Entertainment, which continuously posted ads to be prominently featured in the Erotic Services section of Craigslist. When those interested called the number in the ad, the bookers would set up appointments using code words and phrases such as GFE (girl friend experience) or skiing and rock climbing (drugs and partying).

All those arrested are charged with enterprise corruption, among other charges including conspiracy and money laundering and face up to 25 years in prison.

New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo had this to say about the situation:

"Until Craigslist gets serious about putting real protections in place, it will continue to be an environment where criminal operations thrive with impunity."

"Even after so-called reform of the Web site last fall, this prostitution ring easily gamed the system and allegedly used Craigslist to spread its illegal operation throughout all five boroughs and beyond," Cuomo said. "Today's arrests underscore the inherent risks posed by Craigslist and, most importantly, the need for protections that are full-fledged, not half-baked."


We at Fileunderi have this to say:

Mr. Cuomo, please take a look at your own street corners. We are sure you can find plenty of folks engaged in the world's oldest profession. This wasn't a major bust, it was easy pickings and you are only joining the long list of AGs and Law Enforcement Agencies that use Craigslist for a little easily earned publicity.

As far as those arrested...you deserve it. Only morons would engage in illegal activity on Craigslist with the current level of scrutiny placed on the website.

Stupidity remains rampant.

Source: wcbstv.com

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Couple Flee After Multi Million Dollar Bank Error

Couple Flee After Multi Million Dollar Bank Error
A New Zealand couple drew the golden "Bank Error In Your Favor" Monopoly card and not only passed Go, they disappeared completely.

The couple, who ran a gas station in the northern city of Rotorua, applied to Westpac Bank for a NZ$10,000 ($6,000 U.S.) overdraft. Not only did Westpac Bank cheerily deposit the money in their account, the bank gave them a little bonus to the tune of over $6 Million (US). So, what did our gas station owners do?

They withdrew part of it in cash and disappeared.

Police are looking for the couple and have contacted Interpol for their assistance in the matter.

A police spokesperson said,"We are currently conducting an investigation into the individuals that may have been involved in the withdrawal of that money."

A spokesperson for the generous bank had this to say, it was ""pursing vigorous criminal and civil action to recover the sum of money stolen."

No word on the fate of the bank employee who keyed in the amount. Wanna take a guess?

Source: Yahoo! News

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Missing Link Found Darwinius Masillae AKA Ida Proves Darwin Correct?

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Has the unearthing of 47 Million Year Old Darwinius Masillae, or Ida, proven Darwin correct? Is the missing link found? Is she, in fact, the representative of "the missing link", the proverbial, elusive transitional fossil that would at least bring us closer to "proving" evolutionary theory?

Or, is sweet little 47 Million year old Ida just another fossil of a species in the long chain?

There are many who say that, while important, Darwinius Masillae does not deserve the massive headlines she is getting. Here is an interesting article on the subject...

Frankly, we are not impressed. The missing link has been living next door to us for about 4 years.


Image Source: ScienceBlogs.com


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They Found Jesus In A Bag Of Cheetos

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Jesus has been popping up everywhere in the last decade or so and Fileunderi is there to report all the sightings for you. Who can forget the infamous grilled cheese sandwich sighting (conveniently sold on eBay for a pretty penny)? More recently, He appeared in a church seat cushion on an obscure island in the Pacific And now, Jesus has decided to show up in the form of a cheese snack...

Dan and Sara Bell of north Texas were on a road trip last weekend and grabbed a bag of Cheetos at a gas station. Sara was munching on the snacks and had placed a few in her hand. When she looked down at the last one, there was J.C. himself...or at least what they believe to be a likeness of a figure in a robe praying.

When Sara mentioned it to Dan, he looked over at it and said "Wow, it does look like a praying Jesus."

The little 2" Savior likeness is missing a right arm (Sara probably ate it), but the Bells swear they see a body, hair, robe and even a tiny little Jesus face.

Couple find Jesus in a bag of cheetos cheesus


The Bells' Cheeto ended up on the front page of the Preston Hollow newspaper, and the Bells are trying to decide what do with Him. Dan said his first reaction was... "Let's put this on eBay. How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."

Yes, you can find anything on eBay.

We would be remiss if we didn't mention that the Bells have a nickname for their little treasure...


Wait for it...

"Cheesus"

Source (Because we are not Maureen Dowd): CBS11TV.com



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How To Get Twitter Followers Fast


Most of you know by now what Twitter is and how it works. You may even have a twitter account and some of of your friends following you. But, do you know how to get Twitter followers fast?

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Teen Tries To Rob A Store With A Banana


Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive.

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.

Read More @ Fox News.com


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Mother Uses 1 Year Old To Shield Man From Police Taser

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Police said a northeast Missouri mother used her 1-year-old child to shield a man from a Taser during a confrontation with officers. The woman, 20, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and interfering with an arrest. She was arrested Tuesday night and placed at the Marion County jail on a 24-hour hold.

The child, whose gender police did not release, was placed with another family member.

Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the officers displayed a Taser as the man approached.

Police said the mother offered her child to the man, placing the toddler in the Taser's path. The man, 22, faces two counts of resisting arrest.

Source: AP

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Don't Throw Food At Your Waffle House Waitress

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An early morning visit to her local Waffle House went terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel.

"I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star," said Samuel. "Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle,"

Instead of the timely delivery of her All-Star Breakfast, Crystal waited and waited while her friends got their food and were eating. Then the trouble REALLY started...

Her waitress,Yakeisha Ward, told them they couldn't eat from carryout trays inside the restaurant.

"I said what is your fuss about. I said we haven't paid for our food. She (Ward) said well you all got to leave. How you want us to leave and we ain't paid for the food yet," said Samuel.

Then Crystal Samuel made a huge mistake. She threw a waffle at the waitress. The waffle missed. It didn't matter, All-Star Waffle House Waitress Yakeisha Ward jumped across the counter and the two started fighting. The spat spilled out into the parking lot.

Evidently, Crystal was getting the better of Waitress Yakeisha because...Yakeisha made her way to her car and got a gun and a gun magazine from the trunk.

Uh oh. This could end badly...

Yakeisha's gun discharged. A bullet fragment struck Crystal in the arm. Finally, just as police were pulling into the parking lot, Yakeisha struck Crystal in the head with the gun.

Yakeisha is charged with assault and battery with intent to kill. She is out of jail after posting bond. Crystal had this to say about Waffle House and the incident...

"Bad customer service"

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Montauk Monster 2.0 And Yet Another Montauk Monster Found Near Plum Island

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And yet another Montauk Monster has been found on a Long Island,NY beach near Plum Island.Montauk Monster 2.0 s hairless carcass was found by a couple walking along the beach.

Montauk-Monster.com blogger Nicky Papers wrote that the Long Island Monster remains "smelled like a mix of low-tide and rotten garbage. It really smelled horrific". Nicky then speculates that the dead animal may be a result of biological warfare, and carrying the H1N1 swine-flu virus.

Visit the Montauk-Monster.com Site

Last year, Montauk Monster 1.0 was found. Most believe that it was a drowned raccoon.

And this one?

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Visible Vote Track Your Legislators With iPhone, Blackberry Or Facebook

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Our cool item of the day is Visible Vote.

Visible Vote allows you to track your legislators using your iPhone, Blackberry or Facebook. Now this is Transparent Government folks!

From the Visible Vote Facebook page:

What the app does for you:
1) Sends an overview fax every week to your legislators on how YOU and others in his/her district are voting.
2) Automatically provides feedback to you when senators vote for or against you.
3) It will update you on new issues to vote on from your profile page. (This is done by using the Add to Profile button in the application.)

What you can do with this app:
1) Send a FAX to your Legislators through Facebook.
2) Track how your legislators are voting on issues you care about.
3) Vote on the same issues as your legislators.
4) Compare your overall agreement to your friends on major issues.
5) Look at the biography of each legislator.
6) Look at each issue your legislator agrees or disagrees with you on.

Visit the Visible Vote Facebook page HERE...or the Visible Vote Website HERE


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Blind Interpreter Dragged Off U.S. Airways Flight And Detained

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Blind Interpreter Dragged Off U.S. Airways Flight And Detained

Nicola Cantisani, 61, of Brussels, Belgium found out last month what happens when you question why your U.S. Airways flight is delayed two hours...you are dragged off the plane, detained and charged with a crime.

According to Cantisani:

He and his wife boarded a U.S. Airways flight in Philadelphia. The plane was bound for Belgium. After a time,it was announced that the plane would be delayed. No explanation was given. The passengers were told to stay in their seats, to not use their cell phones and flight attendant service was not available.

Cantisani said he stood up to request a glass of water and to speak with the crew or captain about the delay, but was told to sit down. He did get to speak with the captain, who told him the plane was having mechanical problems. He then returned to his seat.

So far so good...

Then another passenger made a remark about the crew (what kind of remark?) and three Philadelphia Police Officers appeared and removed the man. Soon afterwards, police tried to remove Cantisani. He resisted.(Uh oh, not smart)

Cantisani said the police yanked him from his seat and dragged him off the plane, injuring his hand, which was gripping his seat belt . Then they forced him into a wheelchair. One officer held him by his throat. He lost his retractable cane during the struggle and says that an officer told him he failed the "blind test" and they didn't believer he was really blind.

Cantisani claimed he was held in police custody at the airport from about 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. without food, water or access to his phone or outside communication.His wife, who had followed him off the plane, said she "was asking a lot of questions" but got no explanation.After speaking with the officers, Cantisani - who translates several languages for international conferences - said he was asked how much English he spoke and was questioned by a psychiatrist. Around 3 AM he was taken to the 18th police district and held until the next evening.

The Authorities say:

The police were called to Gate A-19 because of a disorderly passenger.

"A passenger had become irate over the delay."

A U.S. Airways representative said Cantisani was an unruly passenger who had refused to exit the plane.

A spokesman said he knew of no "blind test" administered by police.

Cantisani, who is now back in Belgium, was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. He has no plans to return to the U.S. and a lawyer will represent him in court.

Hmmm...While we realize blind people can be as rude and unruly as those who are not blind, we sniff a little overreaction by Philadelphia's finest.

And we are still looking for "the blind test" on Google.


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New Postage Rates Today But Forever Stamps Are Forever

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New Postage Rates Today But Forever Stamps Are Forever

Today, USPS is unveiling their weekly...er...semi annual new postage rates. The increase is, once again, 2 cents for First Class Mail.

The Forever Stamps you have horded are still good, because after all, Forever Stamps are forever.

Would it be too much to ask for you folks to mail some stuff with USPS so they will quit doing this? Hey, thanks a lot.


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NIA 24 Is Niacin Powered Skin Therapy

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Today's Fileunderi Product of the Day is:

NIA 24

NIA 24 is Niacin Powered Skin Therapy. NIA24 advertises itself as doing the following:

90% Reduction in Hyperpigmentation
81% Increased Skin Smoothness
80% Improved Skin Tone
68% Reduction In Fine Lines

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