Woman Sues Neighbor For Smoking-In Her Own Home

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In an age when smoking has been outlawed in most public places – government buildings, bars and pool halls – a person's home is one of the few places you can puff in peace.

Until now.

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome.

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Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

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A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Read more at...MyFoxDC.com

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Police Played Wii During Search Of Home

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LAKELAND, Fla., Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said members of a Polk County drug task force were videotaped playing a bowling video game on the Nintendo Wii during a search.

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Store Launches Left Handed Underpants For Left Handed Men

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From the "It's about damn time!" file:

A British store has decided it is about time to stop discrminating against left-handed men and has launched a line of left handed mens underpants.

That's right. Left Handed Underpants.

In case you are not familiar with men's underpants, the vertical slit for handy access is on the right side. Always.

Not anymore!

Now, all you left-handed Brits (and hopefully the rest of the world) can purchase underwear that has a horizontal slit designed for easy access for southpaws. Previously, boxer shorts were best suited for left-handers, but they don't have quite the...er...support that briefs provide.

A spokesman for the store claims that this is a huge step in the fight for "equality" for left handed men...AND they will spend less time at the john, as they won't have to "perform a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles..."

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Three Most Common Dog Training Mistakes

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What not to do when trying to give obedience training to Fido:

Three Most Common Dog Obedience Training Mistakes


The first dog training mistake we see is owners giving the heel command and snapping or tugging the dog's leash at the same time. This is a natural action for a dog owner, you are trying to get the dog to go where you want it to go. Unfortunately, it doesn't teach the dog to heel, it teaches the dog that when she hears the heel command she is going to get her collar (and neck) jerked. This only confuses the dog, as she doesn't know what she did to deserve it.


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A Priest, An Exotic Dancer, And....Their Baby

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She was an exotic dancer at a Miami strip club called Porky's. He showed up wearing a Hawaiian shirt, eager to share a night in the VIP lounge.

They began a torrid, on-and-off love affair that ended for good in January, after she gave birth to a daughter she says is his. Now, she wants child support and has filed a restraining order against him.

It might be a routine, if tawdry, court case if not for respondent David Dueppen's job: Catholic priest with the Miami Archdiocese.


Read More At The Orlando Sentinel


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Social Networking Site Twitter Is Clamping Down On Fake Celebrity Accounts

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Twitter launches crackdown after millions are duped by fake accounts

The social networking site Twitter is clamping down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued in America.

Thousands of famous names have fallen victim to impostors, including Britney Spears, Foreign Secretary David Miliband, the Dalai Lama and even the Queen.


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Mayor Bans Police Chases-Even On Foot

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(Wellford, SC)—The Mayor of Wellford is defending her policy which bans police officers in that city from chasing suspects. Sallie Peake says the policy also includes vehicle chases along with pursuits on foot.

A memo issued on September 2nd from Peake to all Wellford officers reads:

“As of this date, there are to be no more foot chases when a suspect runs. I do not want anyone chasing after any suspects whatsoever.“

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New York Nuclear Plant Mistakenly Blares Alarm

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We included this story for it's obvious insane nature and for you to stop and think for just a moment how you would react to being within earshot of a nuclear plants alarm warning of a meltdown...

But, just for fun, visit Faux...er...Fox News and check out THEIR spelling of mistakenly in the headline:

NEW CITY, New York — A suburban New York City nuclear power plant's siren system has mistakenly blared out the warning, "Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!"

The ominous message rattled some of the residents of New City, about 30 miles north of midtown Manhattan. Auto shop worker Rudy Gaspari says the mechanical voice had an unsettling, post-apocalyptic overtone to it.


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Man In Stolen Miniskirt Wanted To Impress Wife

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A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

According to the River Falls Journal, police said workers caught Justin Larson leaving Shopko in River Falls wearing the women's clothing on Sunday.

Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket, as well.

Investigators said Larson told them he took the clothes to smooth things over with his estranged wife.

Police handed him a citation for shoplifting.

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Man Fined For Following His GPS To The Edge Of A Cliff

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If only he had a woman with him, this wouldn't have happened...

HALIFAX, England, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A man who followed bad directions from his satellite navigation device and got his car stuck on a 100-foot-high cliff was fined $1,470 by a British court.


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Bikini Coffee Servers Could Be Forced to Cover Up in Washington

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Fileunderi is wondering, why don't they have bikini coffee servers in our state?

EVERETT, Wash. — A city in Washington has been flooded with complaints about what some voluptuous coffee shop workers are wearing — or not wearing — and is considering forcing them to cover up.

Everett, Wash., has had about 50 complaints in the past six months about its bikini-clad baristas who work in drive-through coffee stands, according to Q13FOX.com and other local media.

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Woman Spanks Stranger's Toddler In A Cincinnati Store

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CINCINNATI — A woman took a stranger's toddler son over her knee and spanked him three times inside a store after he said something that annoyed her, police said Wednesday.

Gloria Ballard was arrested on an assault charge in the Tuesday incident. In a court appearance Wednesday, she asked for a public defender and a not guilty plea was entered for her. She was also ordered to stay away from 2-year-old Sean Goode and his mother, Donnay Jones.

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Ohio Inmate's Execution Delayed One Week-They Couldn't Find A Vein

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From the Fileunderi "Sometimes A Shotgun Is The Best Tool In This Situation" File:

53-year-old Romell Broom was scheduled to be executed in Ohio this week for the 1984 rape and murder of 14-year-old Tryna Middleton. Unfortunately, executioners struggled for more than two hours to locate suitable veins for the insertion of the Death Serum IVs into Broom. Not only did the execution team try, even Broom attempted to help the team access his veins, and after one failed attempt, he covered his face and appeared to be sobbing.

Bummer.

So, Ohio Governor Ted Strickland decided to order a week long reprieve for the inmate, the state's first such last minute reprieve since the death penalty was reinstated in Ohio in 1999.

Tim Sweeney, who is Broom's lawyer, wrote Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer asking him to end the procedure.

"Any further attempts today to carry out the execution of Mr. Broom would be cruel and unusual punishment in violation of ... the U.S. Constitution," he wrote. "They would also violate Ohio's statutory requirement that a lethal injection execution is to be quick and painless."

As the execution team struggled to find the vein, Broom asked to see Adele Shank, his other attorney. She was not allowed access to him due to policy that says the inmate cannot have contact with lawyers once the injection process begins. Shank said she was concerned because it appeared Broom "winced in pain".

Broom's victim was unavailable for comment on Broom's apparent "wincing in pain", as she currently resides 6 feet under.

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Firing Squad-You can always find a target.

Hanging-Necks are pretty easy to find.

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Teens Sue Baseball Team Over God Bless America Ejection

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While the headline screams violation of some one's Constitutional rights, the body of the article subtly tells the story of just another lawyer looking for a quick payout.

You decide.

TRENTON, N.J. — Three teenagers who say they were tossed from a New Jersey ballpark over their refusal to stand during the song "God Bless America" are suing the minor league Newark Bears.

The boys argue that their constitutional rights were violated when they were asked to leave Newark's Bears and Eagles Riverfront Stadium on June 29 by Bears' president and co-owner Thomas Cetnar.

Cetnar acknowledged the boys were asked to leave but declined to say why. He also has denied making some statements attributed to him in the lawsuit.


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Element Bars- Make Your Own Nutritious Delicious Energy Bars

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Disney World Expansion-FantasyLand To Double In Size

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In a move that is apparently designed to mimic real life, a Disney World expansion is planned by Disney executives.

Since many of our fellow citizens seem to live in Fantasyland themselves, Disney will be doubling the size of THEIR Fantasyland. The expansion will include a huge Little Mermaid ride.

Analysts predict it will re-ignite travel to Orlando, which has lagged in the global recession...

Wait a minute. A bigger Fantasyland with a Little Mermaid ride is going to "re-ignite" travel to Orlando.

Perhaps the above quoted analysts are living in Fantasyland too.

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Man Prank Calls 911- Police Arrest Him For Rape

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Once again folks...cell phone calls can be traced. We repeat...cell phone calls can be traced.

MOBILE, Ala. — An 18-year-old man who police say made a prank phone call about a shooting has been arrested for statutory rape.

David Wayne McCarn II of Bay Minette was charged Friday with second-degree rape and rendering a false alarm. He was being held in the Baldwin County Corrections Center on $11,000 bail.

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Message In A Bottle Follows Girl Home

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FALMOUTH, Mass., Sept. 11 (UPI) -- The family of a girl who dropped a message in a bottle into the Atlantic Ocean near Bermuda said the bottle was found only miles from her Massachusetts home.

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Students Try To Steal Giant Chili Pepper From Chilis Rooftop

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Four people were arrested on Sunday after attempting to steal a giant chili pepper from atop a Chili's Grill and Bar in Vermont.

Triggered by an alarm, cops arrived at the Chili's in Bennington, Vt., around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday to find Asher Woodworth, 23, on the roof. He had been removing the bolts that held the red and green chili pepper in place with a hacksaw and a power drill.

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The One Person You Don't Pour Your Beer On

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A 22-year-old man who got into a disagreement at the Irish Fest last weekend picked the wrong person to douse with beer.

It was Kansas City Police Chief Jim Corwin, wearing plainclothes and preparing to watch a band perform with his family about 7:35 p.m. Sunday.

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Hungry Hungry Hippo- Hippopotamus Kills Poacher

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KINSHASA (AFP) – A hippopotamus killed a member of Democratic Republic of Congo government forces at Virunga National Park while he was fishing illegally, a local environmental NGO said Saturday.

Bantu Lukamba of the IDPE non-governmental organisation told AFP that Private Sebagendi was killed Thursday when he was fishing along with five other people on Lake Edward in spite of a fishing ban.

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Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

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Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

As Americans mark the eighth anniversary today of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a move to turn the day's focus from mourning to community service is being met with skepticism.

Critics see the first National Day of Service and Remembrance as an attempt to downplay the tragedy that cost nearly 3,000 Americans their lives and to push a left-wing agenda, while supporters say urging Americans to volunteer is an appropriate way to honor those who died at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and in a field in Pennsylvania.

Read the rest of the story at The Detroit News

WE thought the focus of the anniversary of 9/11 should be to remember and reflect on that day. Hmmm...

However,we would be willing to volunteer to find and bring to justice Osama Bin Laden.

You remember him, right?

6 Year Old Drives Car After Mom Smokes "That Stinky Stuff"

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A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because "[mom] was sleepy" after smoking "that stinky stuff," according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. after police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Read the rest of the story at KSDK.com

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Uh Oh- Yet Another ACORN Undercover Video

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Fox News continues their massive assault on ACORN with yet another video starring ACORN staffers, who give advice on how to deal with the Internal Revenue Service.

This is the third day in a row of bad publicity for ACORN, starting with the story of ACORN staffers registering a deceased Paul Newman to vote in Florida.

The next day, Fox broke the story and video of ACORN staffers counseling an undercover "independent film maker" posing as a pimp with his "prostitute" girlfriend.

And now, this...

Two more ACORN officials were fired Friday after a second video surfaced showing staffers in the community organizers' Washington office offering to help a man and woman posing as a pimp and prostitute acquire illegal home loans that would help them set up a brothel.

The firings came less than 24 hours after another pair of ACORN officials from the group's Baltimore office were canned for instructing the "pimp" and "prostitute" how to falsify tax forms and seek illegal benefits for 13 "very young" girls from El Salvador that pair said they wanted to import to work as child prostitutes.


Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com

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9/11 Anniversary

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Today is 9/11 and the 8th anniversary of the terrorist attack on the people of our nation. Please take a moment to remember the victims of that day. Once you have done that, take a moment to remember this quote:

"We're going to get [Bin Laden] Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me."

George W. Bush, December 2001.

8 Years,thousands more Americans perished, and a Trillion or so later...no Bin Laden.

Record Companies Sue Ellen DeGeneres Show Over Music Copyrights

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Ellen DeGeneres is back in the news today...

(Wow! Two days in a row. She is reaching Oprah status)

Today's Ellen news is not quite as positive as yesterday's announcement that she would be the next American Idol judge, although the news is music related.

You see, the production company that produces Ellen DeGeneres' show, (appropriately titled Ellen), is being sued by a gang of record companies. "For what?", you might ask yourself. Glad you asked.

Have you ever watched Ellen DeGeneres' TV show? It seems that a signature part of the show is her dancing around among the audience to various tunes. She does this every day. She has done it thousands of times. She uses oldies, and she uses current popular music.

Guess what?

She doesn't have a license to use that music.

According to the suit filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Nashville, when representatives of the recording companies asked defendants why they hadn't obtained licenses to use the songs, defendants said they didn't "roll that way."

"As sophisticated consumers of music, Defendants knew full well that, regardless of the way they rolled, under the Copyright Act, and under state law for the pre-1972 recordings, they needed a license to use the sound recordings lawfully," the suit states.

Scott Rowe, spokesman for the show's Telepictures Productions, wrote in an e-mailed statement that the company has been working with the record labels for months to resolve the issue and remains willing to resolve it on "amicable and reasonable terms."

Rowe said the issue does not involve DeGeneres, who on Wednesday was named as the fourth judge on TV's "American Idol," and whom Rowe calls "a tremendous music enthusiast and advocate."

The suit claims the daytime talk show has used copyrighted music without permission since its inception, including "recordings by virtually every major current artist of popular music." It claims the show routinely used some of the most popular songs of the day, which the record labels don't license for daytime television at any price.

Other songs cited in the lawsuit include Michael Jackson's "Thriller"; The Beach Boys'"Good Vibrations" and Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."

The suit calls the segment and the music played by the show's own disc jockey "signature elements of the show."


(Source: apmyway.com)

The poor starving record companies that filed this little number in court include Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records.

No word yet on a possible counter suit by Ellen producers for lack of compensation from the record companies for possible growth in sales of stale old songs that Ellen! reminded consumers of.

When reached at their expansive mansions, the record company execs and stars who recorded these songs would not comment, or they were too busy taping another MTV Cribs episode.


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And The Bizarre Robbery Disguise Award Goes To...

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A group of robbers in the Tampa,Florida area.

How bizarre are their disguises?

One of them came to the robbery with a child's car seat on his head.

Is that bizarre enough?

TAMPA — Whatever happened to ski masks?

Detectives are searching for a group of robbers with a flair for costuming, according to a release from the Tampa Police Department.

The men have stormed into three north Tampa pawnshops in the last three weeks with creative masks. In one case, one of them was wearing a child safety seat on his head. They've also donned hospital scrubs, and in another case they wore beautician's hair-washing sinks on their heads.


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Man With Gun Arrested During Obama Address To Congress

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Tomorrow we are thinking of driving to a location near Barack Obama and trying to park. We are thinking of taking along an unregistered shotgun and shells and leaving them in the trunk.

Wanna tag along?

U.S. Capitol Police have arrested a Virginia man they say tried to get into a secure area near the Capitol with a gun in his car as the president gave his health care address to Congress.

Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said Thursday that 28-year-old Joshua Bowman of Falls Church, Va., was arrested around 8 p.m. Wednesday. Bowman's intentions were unclear, police said.

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French Muder Suspect Escapes Prison In A Cardboard Box

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If you read the whole story, notice the year of his arrest and the estimated time of his trial...whoa.

A French double murder suspect has escaped from jail in a cardboard box he built himself.

Jean-Pierre Treiber hid himself in the box which was loaded on to a lorry bound for the Yonne region, southeast of Paris.

He is believed to have hidden himself in the box when he was left alone in the prison's workshop, where he had built the box, on Tuesday morning.

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Man Beats Ex Girlfriend With Flip-Flop

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PORTSMOUTH — A Portsmouth man has pleaded guilty to four charges relating to an incident in which police say he beat his ex-girlfriend with a flip-flop, bit her on the ear and was seen dragging her down the street by her hair.

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Pizza Delivery Man Held Womans Son For Ransom

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Don't try to stiff THIS pizza delivery guy...

A MOTHER has accused a pizza delivery man of grabbing her four-year-old son and trying to hold him as "ransom" for payment.

Cindy Paardekooper, 30, claims the driver from Pizza King at the Hibiscus Shopping Centre in Darwin was an hour late delivering her half-Hawaiian, half-supreme.

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Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge?

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When we heard that Paula Abdul was taking her bubbly little diva self down the road after this year's American Idol Finale, we were intrigued to see who would get the nod as her replacement. Would there even be a replacement with the addition of Kara DioGuardi?

Imagine our surprise when we found out Ellen DeGeneres is the new American Idol Judge?

Really? Ellen DeGeneres? She has no musical training. Hell, she can't sing either.

But, the more we think about it...

She would bring a certain down to earth feel to the panel, and with her admitted passion for music as her only qualification, might just be a true representative of the people who just watch the show.

We're not fans of Ellen DeGeneres, but we like her as the choice to replace Paula.

Actually, we would have found something good in it if Vladimir Putin was replacing Paula...

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Breitbart TV-Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

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Have you ever visited Breitbart TV?

Oh yes, now THIS is a website. We aren't sure if it's Onion-like or Faux-News-like...

Well, check it out.

Here's a headline for you...

Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

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Robber Returned To Ask Victim For A Date

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police said they arrested a suspected robber on Sunday after he returned to his victim's home to ask her out on a date.

According to investigators, Stephfon Bennett was one of three men who robbed a couple on the city's north side late Sunday night, 10TV News reported.

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ACORN Workers Registered Actor Paul Newman To Vote

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ACORN Turns in Florida Workers on Voter Fraud Charges

The FBI and state authorities were making arrests Wednesday of workers hired to register voters by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN.


Arrest warrants have been issued in Miami for 11 people suspected of falsifying information on hundreds of voter registration cards -- including registering the name of the late actor Paul Newman -- the Florida state attorney told FOXNews.com.

The FBI and state authorities took seven people into custody Wednesday as it issued 11 arrest warrants for voter registration fraud in Homestead, Fla., in June 2008


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Taxpayers Face Heavy Losses On Auto Bailout

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Taxpayers face heavy losses on auto bailout

Taxpayers likely to face significant losses on $81 billion auto bailout, watchdog report says:


WASHINGTON (AP) -- Taxpayers face losses on a significant portion of the $81 billion in government aid provided to the auto industry, an oversight panel said in a report to be released Wednesday.

The Congressional Oversight Panel did not provide an estimate of the projected loss in its latest monthly report on the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. But it said most of the $23 billion initially provided to General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC late last year is unlikely to be repaid.


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Cricket Spitting-Today The Fair Tomorrow The Olympics?

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Could the next Olympic sport be Cricket Spitting?

Maybe...

At the Central Wisconsin State Fair this year, the champion Cricket Spitter was Brian Johnsrud,who spat a thawed cricket 22 feet, 8 inches. WooHoo!

(Wait a minute, the CENTRAL Wisconsin State Fair? Wisconsin has more than one State Fair?)

Johnsrud's son,Jared, shot his cricket 10 feet, 5 inches to win the 9-to-11 age division.

There is even a 5 to 8-year-old division,and seven-year-old Daniel Word won that competition. After spitting his cricket 9 feet, 11 inches, he said it wasn't easy.
(We bet it isn't)

Brian Johnsrud says the key to Cricket Spitting is to pick the biggest cricket and put it upside down on your tongue. He also says you have to take the deep breath before putting the cricket in your mouth, so you don't swallow the little bugger.

We'll take your word for it Brian.

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Teachers Are Wary Of Certain Names of Students

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Teachers Are Wary Of Certain Names of Students-Is Your Child's Name One Of Them?

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LONDON, Sept. 7 (UPI) -- British researchers said a poll of the country's teachers suggests instructors are immediately wary of students named Callum, Chelsea, Connor and Jack.

Parenting club Bounty.com said its poll of 3,000 school teachers found 49 percent of teachers make assumptions about students based solely on their names, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

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Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50 Grand

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Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50 Grand

MELBOURNE, Australia — A bejeweled white glove Michael Jackson tossed to an Australian fan more than a decade ago sold at auction Sunday for $48,400, almost twice the estimated selling price.

Warwick Stone, a buyer for the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, beat out five other bidders for the late King of Pop's glove, said Charlotte Stanes, spokeswoman for the Melbourne auction house Bonhams and Goodman.

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Theft Is Not Tolerated At This Chinese WalMart

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We always knew they did things a little differently in China...Wow, do they ever!

At a WalMart in Jingdezhen, China, an employee suspected a customer of theft. The customer was put under surveillance by security forces...er...staff for a few minutes. She was then approached by the staff.

The woman was asked to reveal the contents of her bag. She refused to hand it over.

Pretty standard stuff so far, right? Probably happens numerous times per day here in the good ol' USA.

But at this point of our tale, The Chinese way veers off considerably from the USA way of handling this situation.

Numerous WalMart employees gathered around the suspected thief. Apparently, they weren't wearing their little smiley face buttons...

They started to beat the woman.

The suspect sent a message to her family via her cell phone. When her mother and sister showed up, the WalMart employees were still beating the woman. Mom and Sis pleaded with the employees to stop.

They continued to beat the woman.

Finally,the police arrived and put a stop to the beating.

Now, you might be thinking that the thief, her mom, and her sis made the beating part of the story up to get the perp out of trouble.

Doubt it...

The woman was rushed to the hospital.

She died.

There has been no comment from WalMart on this incident, and no word on any charges filed against the employees.

Whoa...

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How To Get Rid Of Pet Urine Odor Naturally

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How To Get Rid Of Pet Urine Odor Naturally

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