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Weird Tattoo- Baby Alien Coming Out Of A Guy's Chest

2011-12-18T07:33:00.003-05:00

Here is a weird tattoo...A baby alien coming out of a guy's chest, just like the first "Alien" movie.

We normally have something smart*ss to say about everything, but we are quite frankly speechless on this one.

See more weird piercings and strange body art HERE!! and HERE

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Find The Human Face-Mystery Pic Of The Day

2011-12-12T19:31:00.002-05:00

Can you find the human face in this photo? Look closely...

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Occupy Wall Street- Funny Pic Of The Day

2011-12-12T18:36:00.001-05:00

Where indeed.

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GPA Calculator-Grade Point Average Calculator

2011-12-12T18:15:00.001-05:00

Have you ever wondered how to calculate your GPA, and have looked online for a GPA Calculator? Well, we haven't, but some of you actually earn higher than an "F" and might want to calculate your GPA ahead of time.

So, as a public service to the public, HERE is a FREE GPA Calculator. Now calculate your little hearts out!

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Odd News Weird News Update: Woman Tries To Start Meth Lab In WalMart

2011-12-12T16:39:00.003-05:00

While you were sleeping, working, or doing whatever it is that you do:

Woman Attempts To Start Meth Lab In WalMart- Chemical Spill In Aisle 5!!

Secret Santas Pay Off Kmart Layaways-Those gosh darn wealthy people are at it again!!

Man Publishes Fake Obit For His Mom To Take Time Off Of Work-Sniffle! "Soooo, that gets me 3 days off. Right?"

Fire Station Burns Down While Crew Is At Christmas Party- Let's hope they drove their fire trucks to the party...

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Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

2011-12-11T10:17:00.003-05:00

From our "We've Just Gotta Get This Off Our Chest" file:

Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

Plastic mayoral candidate in drive-by shooting shocker

From Lester Haines at The Register

A busty Ohio mannequin with political pretensions has survived a terrifying assassination attempt, local new outlets report.

BarBe Q (in all her mamtasic glory, above) is the big up front for KT's Barbecue in Reading, and recently ran for mayor of the town, after diner owner Kenny Tessel evidently threw a strop at the local authorities' attempt to clamp down on his jubtastic promotion.

Read the rest of the story HERE

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National League 2011 MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED's?

2011-12-11T09:59:00.004-05:00

From our "Wow, this is a little embarrassing" File:

Major League Baseball's just named 2011 National League MVP, Ryan Braun, has test positive for PED's (Performance Enhancing Drug), and he will be suspended for 50 games at the start of the 2012 MLB season.

Now this doesn't mean that Ryan Braun is doing steroids, but it does mean that he tested positive for a substance that is on the MLB banned list, a substance that MLB deems a performance enhancer.

Braun will appeal, but we are pretty sure that the damage is already done.

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Newt Gingrich Says Palestinians Are An "Invented People"

2011-12-11T08:58:00.004-05:00

From our "Can't We Just Resurrect Abe Lincoln And Elect Him?" File:

Newt Gingrich, in an apparent attempt to integrate his alternate history fetish into reality, would have us believe that HE believes that the Palestinians are an invented people. Unfortunately, we don't have the space here, or the time to go over the history of the middle east, so let's just say that there are obviously A LOT more Jewish voters than Palestinians in the U.S. Yes, we'll just leave it that.

In other news from the "Let's Beat The Hell Out Of Each Other and Then Send Our Bloodied Candidate To Take On A Sitting President" Party, Rick Perry says that marital fidelity is extremely important to American voters (Funny, we seem to remember a guy named Bill not to long ago...). Unfortunately, Mr. Perry still can't remember that third Federal Agency he would shut down if elected.

Sigh...

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Are the Kia Hamsters Smarter Than The Geico Gerbils?

2011-12-08T07:30:00.004-05:00

Are the Kia Hamsters smarter than the Geico gerbils? Or, are hamsters just naturally better dancers than gerbils?

If it took the Geico guy 6 months to teach the fat Geico guinea pig to say "row" , how long did it take Kia to teach the Kia hamsters to dance to Party Rock Anthem?? I didn't think hamsters lived that long. Maybe hamsters are smarter.

And don't forget, the Kia Hamsters rapped too.

Just sayin'...

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Adopt A Homeless Pet!!

2011-12-08T07:23:00.002-05:00

This photo says it all. Adopt a homeless cat! Adopt a homeless dog!

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Driver Slams His Camaro Into A Police "Booze It and Lose It" RV

2011-12-05T07:05:00.004-05:00

From our "I Just Drank A Fifth of Irony File":

A 21 year old North Carolina man didn't quite make it through a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina on Sunday morning. According to the Charlotte Observer, a local police DWI checkpoint was just getting ready to wrap up for the night, when a new "customer" barrelled his '89 Chevy Camaro into the "Booze It and Lose It" RV Mobile Command Center...

The heck with it, a picture is worth a thousand words. See the photo HERE

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Brooke Mueller Arrested in Aspen Colorado

2011-12-05T06:07:00.006-05:00

From the Fileunderi "Who Is This Person And Who Really Cares?" File:

Brooke Mueller was arrested in Aspen,Colorado on Friday and charged with 3rd degree assault and cocaine possession.

Okay, quick, do you know who Brooke Mueller is?

Answer: She's an actress. Well, not really. She HAS appeared in a handful of movies'

Answer: She's a Reality Show star. Well, she is in Paris Hilton's "The World According To Paris"

Answer: She's a real estate agent in Los Angeles. Maybe, that doesn't merit fame...

Answer: Aha! She's the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen! (Winning!!)

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Is Urban Meyer The New Ohio State Coach?

2011-11-24T13:21:00.004-05:00

The question of the day: "Is Urban Meyer The New Ohio State Coach?"

Since the departure of Jim Tressel, it has long been rumored that Urban Meyer would be the next Ohio State coach. As of today Urban Meyer is denying it, but rumors are swirling, and those dreaded "un-named sources" from Ohio State are saying that he is in fact the new Ohio State coach. They have even went as far as leaking contract figures: 40 million for 7 years.

The anonymous sources say that the only thing left for Urban Meyer to do is to discuss it with his family over the Thanksgiving holiday, and the pundits are saying that he needs to investigate how any future NCAA sanctions could affect Ohio State.

So, would Urban Meyer be good for Ohio State?

Duh.

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Who Won Dancing With the Stars 2011?

2011-11-24T09:28:00.005-05:00

As you prepare your Thanksgiving dinner, I am sure you have probably been asking yourself, "Who Won Dancing With the Stars 2011?". I know I have!

Well, it all came down to Rob Kardashian, a slim Ricki Lake( amazing weight loss!), and J.R. Martinez.

Ricki Lake was the first to get eliminated.

And the winner is...

JR Martinez and Karina Smirnoff!!

And that's who won Dancing with the Stars 2011!

Back to your turkey and the fixin's...

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A List of Green Bean Casserole Recipes

2011-11-20T11:48:00.004-05:00

Green Bean Casserole has become a staple for Thanksgiving Dinner, Holiday meals, and just about any time of the year.

So, as a public service to the...er...public, Fileunderi presents a list of links to countless/a bunch/well, quite a few Green Bean Casserole Recipes.

Bon Appetit!

Campbell's Green Bean Casserole Recipes

Food Network Paula Deen Green Bean Casserole Recipe

French's Green Bean Casserole Recipes

The Pioneer Woman Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Grandma's Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Southern Food" Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Cooks.com Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Food.com Green Bean Casserole Recipe

Original Durkee Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Easy" Green Bean Casserole Recipe

"Easy" Green Bean Casserole Recipe From Pillsbury

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Oops! Nurse Accidently Injects Man With Execution Drug

2011-11-20T09:16:00.003-05:00

From our "Does This Mean I Won't Get My Annual Raise?" File:

From Gawker.com...

A Florida man went to his local hospital with breathing troubles and stomach pains. The man's nurse at Miami's North Shore Medical Center meant to give him the antacid Pepcid, but apparently closed her eyes as she reached for it and instead grabbed a bottle of Pancuronium, a muscle relaxant which is the second of three drugs administered during most lethal injections in the United States.

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Black Friday Deals-List of Great Black Friday Deals

2011-11-19T06:07:00.007-05:00

If you are going to venture out on Thanksgiving evening or Friday morning and are looking for Black Friday Deals, here is a short list of some great Black Friday deals, including the walmart black friday ad 2011 and some Black Friday "list planners" from some of the more popular stores:

(Fileunderi note: We have enough insanity in our lives, so we skip Black Friday alltogether. One less crowd of people for you to worry about...)

Biggest Gamestop Black Friday 2011 Deals

Old Navy Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Big Lots 2011 Black Friday Ad Deals

WalMart Black Friday Ad 2011

Target Black Friday 2011 Ad

Kohl's Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

JC Penney Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

KMart 2011 Black Friday Ad Deals

Best Buy Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Sears Black Friday Ad 2011

Macy's Black Friday Ad 2011

Meijer Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Amazon.com Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

Staples Black Friday Ad 2011 Deals

More to follow...

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Gloria Cain Says Herman Cain "Totally Respects Women"

2011-11-14T07:53:00.005-05:00

From our "Oh, Really?" File...

Gloria Cain Says Herman Cain "Totally Respects Women".

According to our sources, in an interview to air Monday on Fox's "On the Record with Greta Van Susteren",Gloria Cain defends her husband from allegations of harassment by multiple women and says, according to the Washington Post, "...I'm thinking he would have to have a split personality to do the things that were said".

That could be true, Gloria, or he just might be like millions of other spouses that act completely different when they are away from their significant other.

This really isn't news, is it?

Never mind.

Image Source: Business Insider

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How Long Can A Woman Keep A Secret? 32 Minutes On Average

2011-11-14T07:31:00.004-05:00

From our "This post will give away our gender file": According to the Daily Mail UK, the average woman can only keep a secret for 32 minutes.

A study of 3,000 women by facial skincare brand Simple has revealed that the vast majority of women just can't keep juicy information to themselves, according to our roving freelance reporter, Captain Obvious. The most horrible statistic that came out of this study?
A full 13% of respondents said they "intentionally relayed gossip so that it would spread".

Imagine that.

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Evelyn Lauder, Co-Founder of Pink Ribbon For Cancer Awareness Passes Away

2011-11-13T17:56:00.003-05:00

Evelyn Lauder, Co-Founder of the Pink Ribbon For Breat Cancer Awareness (with SELF Magazine)has passed away at age 75.

"Lauder personally raised much of the $13.6 million that went to create the Evelyn H. Lauder Breast Center at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, which opened in October 1992 and focuses on the treatment and diagnosis of breast cancer. She helped raise an additional $5 million to create an endowment to be used to fund clinical research there"

We at Fileunderi are saddened by her loss.

Man Finds NYC Marathon Finish Line But Not His Car

2011-11-13T17:30:00.006-05:00

Charles Petraske, marathon runner, parked his car in a Manhattan garage on November 6th, and took a shuttle to run the New York City Marathon. He left his ticket for the parking garage on the dashboard of his car, and took only his car keys and a little cash with him.

Uh oh.

Charles finished the marathon and realized..."Dude, where's my car?"

Mr. Petraske eventually went to the police, who told him they couldn't look for his car until it was towed.

That could be problematic, it was in a parking garage.

So, Charles had his wife come get him. Once home, he racked his brain for anything that might remind him of the location of his car. He did this for two days.

Eventually he remembered the name of a company on a billboard near the parking garage and called them to get a location.

The moral of the story? Put the parking garage ticket in your pocket. Or have someone drive you to the marathon next time.

Inventor of Doritos Passes Away at 97

2011-09-27T05:57:00.006-04:00

Let's all have a moment of silence for Arch West, who passed away at the ripe old age of 97. So, who is Arch West?? Only the "inventor" of Doritos. I am very sad...but not as sad as I would be if the Frito Bandito had passed. Anyway, lets all get our fingers cheesy orange today in honor of old Arch.

Dockers Free Pants- Free Dockers Link

2010-02-08T08:15:00.005-05:00

If you are one of the millions who DIDN'T watch the Super Bowl, or the Super Bowl commercials, then you may just be hearing about the Dockers Free Pants offer. That's right...Free Dockers!

Yea!

Well, actually, you have to go to the special, super secret, Dockers website and register to WIN Dockers free pants.

Unfortunately, we never win anything, but maybe you are a little luckier (and they are giving away thousands). If so, enter to win the Dockers Free Pants by visiting THIS WEBSITE.

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Who Cares About The Super Bowl? It's Animal Planets Puppy Bowl That Really Matters

2010-02-07T17:41:00.004-05:00

Who gives a damn about the Super Bowl? We've seen the Colts and Saints play other teams all year...bring on Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl!!

"Today's installment features an all-kitten halftime show, not to mention bunny 'cheerleaders' and hamsters flying overhead in a miniature blimp."

Here is the link to Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

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Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipes

2010-02-07T17:27:00.003-05:00

There are probably hundreds of thousands of Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipes out there, but we always aim to bring you the best of everything...

So here are a few links to some of the best Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipes out there:

Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipe

A Bunch of Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipes

More Great Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipes

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Tiny Tim Tiptoe Through The Tulips

2010-01-20T06:45:00.004-05:00

About once a year, Tiny Tim Tiptoe Through The Tulips rears it's head and forces itself back into the American consciousness. This year's re-emergence is brought to you by American Idol.

For those of you not familiar with Tiny Tim and Tiptoe Through The Tulips...well...shucks, you missed the Sixties, didn't you?

We have included a video of Tiny Tim and Tiptoe Through The Tulips, but rather than showing a Johnny Carson clip (like everybody else does), here's a clip of Tiny Tim on Laugh-In.

Here is Tiny Tim and Tiptoe Through The Tulips. Yes, we had fun back then:

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Wisconsin Man Cited For Rocking Out To John Denver

2010-01-19T18:07:00.004-05:00

From the "Are You Sure? Really?" file:

Police responded to a complaint of loud noise in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, and have cited a man.

When police went to the man's door, he was playing music extremely loud and didn't answer the door. Police got his name from a neighbor, yelled his name through the door, and he finally answered it.

When asked why he was playing the music so loud, the man explained that he was "rocking out".

And the artist he was rocking out to?

John Denver.

Doesn't everybody??

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Chrsler Recall-Chrysler Recalls 24000 With Faulty Brakes

2010-01-19T17:45:00.004-05:00

As if things aren't bad enough for our friends over at Chrysler, they now have a brake recall to contend with. The Chrysler recall includes more than 24,000 late model Chryslers, Dodges and Jeep vehicles. The recall was announced by the Chrysler Group and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. The vehicles are being recalled for repair due to the possibility of defective or absent brake booster rod retaining clips. Without the clips, an automobile would be more likely to experience brake failure, which could lead to serious automobile accidents.

The vehicles involved in the Chrysler recall include some 2010 models of the Chrysler Sebring, Dodge Avenger, Dodge Nitro, Jeep Liberty, Jeep Commander, and Jeep Grand Cherokee. Dodge Ram trucks manufactured in 2009 and 2010 are also included in the recall.

Chrysler owners with the model and year vehicles listed in the Chrysler recall can contact the company at (800) 853-1403 for additional information. Consumers can also contact the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s vehicle safety hotline at (888) 327-4236 or visit www.safercar.gov.

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TreasuryDirect.gov-Buy Your Treasury Bills Online From TreasuryDirect

2009-12-06T10:07:00.003-05:00

Today's obscure Hot Search is TreasuryDirect or TreasuryDirect.gov, which is exactly what you think it is...a website to buy T-Bills,U.S. Savings Bonds, and the like direct.

If you have ever wanted to buy Treasury Bills or Bonds right on the internet, directly from the source, TreasuryDirect gives you the opportunity.

Why would you want to invest in an entity that is 11 Trillion Dollars or so in Debt?

I dunno either.

But, if you do, HERE is the link to TreasuryDirect.gov

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Consumer Group Claims Zhu Zhu Pets Unsafe-What Is Antimony?

2009-12-06T08:34:00.003-05:00

Uh Oh...The hot tickets this Christmas are those cute and cuddly little Zhu Zhu Pets, but now a consumer group claims one of the Zhu Zhu Pets Hamsters has unsafe levels of Antimony.

Wait a minute...Zhu Zhu Pets toxic?

Website GoodGuide claims that Mister Squiggles, the light brown robotic hamster, is Zhu Zhu Toxic. He has unsafe levels of antimony. Antimony can cause cancer, lung and heart problems, according to GoodGuide.

What is Antimony? Read HERE

What does the Zhu Zhu Pets toy manufacturer, St. Louis, Missouri-based Cepia LLC, have to say about this?

"All our products are subjected to several levels of rigorous safety testing conducted by our own internal teams, as well as the world's leading independent quality assurance testing organization, and also by independent labs engaged by our retail partners," Russ Hornsby, CEO of Cepia, said in a written statement. "The results of every test prove that our products are in compliance with all government and industry safety standards."

Is a Zhu Zhu Pets recall in our future?

Stay tuned...but if you are buying and selling Zhu Zhu Pets for profit, you might want to think about selling your stock.

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Brittany Murphy Fired From Her Latest Movie

2009-12-06T08:05:00.003-05:00

Here's a shocker to start your day...

Brittany Murphy Fired From Her Latest Movie!

Now what do you think the odds are/were of you ever reading about "Brittany Murphy Fired"?

You and I get fired for being hard to get along with, and just basically being Prima donnas...but NOT Brittany Murphy?!!

Well, word is out that she has, although her publicist denies it.

Really...

Do you care about Brittany Murphy Fired?

Is it really a shocker that she is hard to get along with (allegedly)?

Ummm...NO.

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Cori Rist-Tiger Woods' Fifth Mistress

2009-12-06T07:19:00.005-05:00

Tiger Woods continues to be stuck in the rough with the revelation of his fifth mistress...one Cori Rist. Ms. Cori Rist is listed as a "Manhattan Clubgoer" by The NY Daily News. She is 31 and (like the others) Blonde.

Tiger even broke this streak last night, with number 6 (A Brunette!) coming out of the woodwork and claiming an affair with Tiger, and a tryst in a Florida parking lot.

And then there is Tiger Woods' Fourth Mistress...Cocktail waitress and blonde bombshell Jamie Jungers...

Fore!!

Get more information on Tiger Woods, Cory Rist,and his many loves by visiting the NY Daily News HERE

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Robin Williams Peace Plan A Plan For Peace By Robin Williams

2009-11-05T11:35:00.004-05:00

Robin Williams' Peace Plan

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan..'

1) 'The US / UK / AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never
'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,
South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.. No one allowed sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers..
If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough..)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' ' Please, Americans! Pass this video, or these words, or this message
in whatever way via email, twitter, snail mail, voicemail.
And thank you ..GOD BLESS us! GOD BLESS AMERICA still!! ."

~ROBIN WILLIAMS~

Pass it on people...

(By the way, Robin Williams didn't come up with this. In fact...he had nothing to do with it at all. But, it's still one hell of a plan)

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Big Bird On Google-Big Bird And Sesame Street Turn 40

2009-11-04T07:48:00.003-05:00

Today is a red letter day...Big Bird and the entire gang at Sesame Street turn 40 today. Yep, those lovable Muppets have hit middle age and the big Four Oh.

In honor of the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street, our friends over at Google have integrated Big Bird's likeness (actually just his feet) into their Google logo for the day.

We here at Fileunderi will celebrate the Sesame Street Birthday in a different way,
by counting to ten with The Count, and maybe eating a few cookies.

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Man Claimed God Told Him To Steal A New Dodge

2009-10-29T11:06:00.005-04:00

From the Lame Excuse File:

A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger. Fortunately, a security guard put the brakes on the 36-year-old man's plan, before he could take off on the unauthorized test drive.

What excuse do you suppose he used to explain his actions to police?

When officers arrived, he told them that God had spoken to him, and ordered him to steal a 2009 Dodge Charger.

When asked his name, the man told local law enforcement that he was "Seven".

The man faces charges including criminal mischief...

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Funny Cat Pics- Because Tuesday Is A Great Day For Funny Cats

2009-10-27T07:15:00.005-04:00

Why would dog loving bloggers put funny cat pics on a dog loving blog?

Because Tuesday is a great day for funny cat pics.

H1N1 Swine Flu Virus Vaccine Too Late To Help

2009-10-20T10:48:00.003-04:00

The H1N1 vaccine will arrive too late to help most Americans who will be infected during this flu season, according to a study conducted by scholars at Purdue University.

The study also estimates that the H1N1 virus - commonly referred to as the swine flu bug - will infect about 60 percent of the U.S. population, although only about 25 percent of Americans will fall ill.

Read more at Washington Times.com

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Bus Driver Suspended For Wearing A Pink Tie

2009-10-15T09:11:00.002-04:00

An Illinois bus driver said he was given a one-day, unpaid suspension for wearing a pink tie in recognition of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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Deputy Reprimanded For Making Fun Of One Armed Man

2009-10-14T07:02:00.003-04:00

A St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy who said he made fun of a man with no arm at a softball game, and another deputy who was “discourteous” to the public each received a written reprimand, according to internal investigation records obtained Tuesday and an official.

The deputies, Thomas Johnson and Rigoberto Iglesias, were on a softball team sponsored by the jail’s food service provider during the March 8 incident, which involved two umpires.

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Bar Code Google-Why Does Google Have A Barcode In Place Of Its Logo?

2009-10-07T06:36:00.009-04:00

Today is October 7th, 2009, and the question of the day is:

Why does Google have a barcode on it's search page in place of the normal friendly little Google logo that we all know and love?

We have to admit that, for just a few seconds, our visit to Google this morning brought on fear and horror thinking that Google may have been hacked.But, no, fearless web travelers and seekers of Google info, the Google bar code is only a celebration of that wonderful invention...the bar code. (duh)

That's right, exactly 57 years ago today, a patent was issued for the barcode.
(and you can read about it RIGHT HERE). Yes, that wonderful invention that eventually created other inventions, for example the self scan checkout, and less staff (and lower payrolls) for all retail establishments.

Shall we all sing Happy Birthday to the bar code?

Let's not.

But we can celebrate the fact that, contrary to the opinion of some conspiracy theorists over the last 5 decades, we are not yet all sporting barcodes on our foreheads.

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Toyota Recall- Toyota To Recall 3.8 Million Vehicles Because Of Floor Mats

2009-10-01T07:12:00.004-04:00

In what has to be one of the strangest vehicle recalls on record, Toyota said Tuesday it will recall 3.8 Million vehicles in the United States to address problems with...are you sitting down?...Removable Floor Mats.

That's right, Toyota, the paragon of value and reliabilty, has manufactured almost 4 Million vehicles with a floor mat problem.

This will be Toyota's largest ever recall and includes popular and best selling models such as the Toyota Camry and the Toyota Prius.

So, what's the problem here? It seems that the design of the floorboard and the removable floor mats just aren't in sync. The floor mats can move around and possibly cause the accelerator pedal to get stuck.

Hmmm...that's isn't good.

Toyota said said it was still working with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to resolve the problem. The NHTSA has reported 102 incidents in which the Toyota involved may have had the accelerator pedal stuck. Although the NHTSA didn't say how many of the incidents led to crashes,it appears the recall was prompted by a highspeed crash in August of a Lexus barreling out of control. As the vehicle hit speeds exceeding 120 mph, family members made a frantic 911 call and said the accelerator was stuck and they couldn't stop the vehicle.

All four passenger were killed when the vehicle hit a sport utility vehicle, launched off an embankment, rolled several times and burst into flames.

Toyota spokesman Irv Miller had this to say,"A stuck open accelerator pedal may result in very high vehicle speeds and make it difficult to stop a vehicle, which could cause a crash, serious injury or death".

No kidding Irv?

Toyota will be sending notices out to owners of 2007-2010 model year Toyota Camry, 2005-2010 Toyota Avalon, 2004-2009 Toyota Prius, 2005-2010 Toyota Tacoma, 2007-2010 Toyota Tundra, 2007-2010 Lexus ES350 and 2006-2010 Lexus IS250 and IS350.

In the meantime, Toyota urges the owners of said vehicles to remove the drivers side floormat and don't replace it.

Sounds like a fix right there.

For more information, consumers can contact the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration 's hotline at (888) 327-4236, Toyota at (800) 331-4331 or Lexus at (800) 255-3987.

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Woman Sues Neighbor For Smoking-In Her Own Home

2009-09-30T16:53:00.004-04:00

In an age when smoking has been outlawed in most public places – government buildings, bars and pool halls – a person's home is one of the few places you can puff in peace.

Until now.

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome.

Read more at...DallasNews.com

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Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

2009-09-30T16:43:00.003-04:00

A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Read more at...MyFoxDC.com

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Police Played Wii During Search Of Home

2009-09-23T17:56:00.003-04:00

LAKELAND, Fla., Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said members of a Polk County drug task force were videotaped playing a bowling video game on the Nintendo Wii during a search.

Read the rest of the story at UPI.com

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Store Launches Left Handed Underpants For Left Handed Men

2009-09-23T17:32:00.003-04:00

From the "It's about damn time!" file:

A British store has decided it is about time to stop discrminating against left-handed men and has launched a line of left handed mens underpants.

That's right. Left Handed Underpants.

In case you are not familiar with men's underpants, the vertical slit for handy access is on the right side. Always.

Not anymore!

Now, all you left-handed Brits (and hopefully the rest of the world) can purchase underwear that has a horizontal slit designed for easy access for southpaws. Previously, boxer shorts were best suited for left-handers, but they don't have quite the...er...support that briefs provide.

A spokesman for the store claims that this is a huge step in the fight for "equality" for left handed men...AND they will spend less time at the john, as they won't have to "perform a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles..."

Earth shattering news, don't you think?

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Three Most Common Dog Training Mistakes

2009-09-23T16:44:00.002-04:00

What not to do when trying to give obedience training to Fido:

Three Most Common Dog Obedience Training Mistakes

The first dog training mistake we see is owners giving the heel command and snapping or tugging the dog's leash at the same time. This is a natural action for a dog owner, you are trying to get the dog to go where you want it to go. Unfortunately, it doesn't teach the dog to heel, it teaches the dog that when she hears the heel command she is going to get her collar (and neck) jerked. This only confuses the dog, as she doesn't know what she did to deserve it.

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A Priest, An Exotic Dancer, And....Their Baby

2009-09-20T09:59:00.003-04:00

She was an exotic dancer at a Miami strip club called Porky's. He showed up wearing a Hawaiian shirt, eager to share a night in the VIP lounge.

They began a torrid, on-and-off love affair that ended for good in January, after she gave birth to a daughter she says is his. Now, she wants child support and has filed a restraining order against him.

It might be a routine, if tawdry, court case if not for respondent David Dueppen's job: Catholic priest with the Miami Archdiocese.

Read More At The Orlando Sentinel

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Social Networking Site Twitter Is Clamping Down On Fake Celebrity Accounts

2009-09-20T09:50:00.003-04:00

Twitter launches crackdown after millions are duped by fake accounts

The social networking site Twitter is clamping down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued in America.

Thousands of famous names have fallen victim to impostors, including Britney Spears, Foreign Secretary David Miliband, the Dalai Lama and even the Queen.

Read more at the Daily Mail

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Mayor Bans Police Chases-Even On Foot

2009-09-20T09:19:00.003-04:00

(Wellford, SC)—The Mayor of Wellford is defending her policy which bans police officers in that city from chasing suspects. Sallie Peake says the policy also includes vehicle chases along with pursuits on foot.

A memo issued on September 2nd from Peake to all Wellford officers reads:

“As of this date, there are to be no more foot chases when a suspect runs. I do not want anyone chasing after any suspects whatsoever.“

Read More At WSPA.com

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New York Nuclear Plant Mistakenly Blares Alarm

2009-09-20T09:07:00.004-04:00

We included this story for it's obvious insane nature and for you to stop and think for just a moment how you would react to being within earshot of a nuclear plants alarm warning of a meltdown...

But, just for fun, visit Faux...er...Fox News and check out THEIR spelling of mistakenly in the headline:

NEW CITY, New York — A suburban New York City nuclear power plant's siren system has mistakenly blared out the warning, "Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!"

The ominous message rattled some of the residents of New City, about 30 miles north of midtown Manhattan. Auto shop worker Rudy Gaspari says the mechanical voice had an unsettling, post-apocalyptic overtone to it.

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Man In Stolen Miniskirt Wanted To Impress Wife

2009-09-18T07:18:00.002-04:00

A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

According to the River Falls Journal, police said workers caught Justin Larson leaving Shopko in River Falls wearing the women's clothing on Sunday.

Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket, as well.

Investigators said Larson told them he took the clothes to smooth things over with his estranged wife.

Police handed him a citation for shoplifting.

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Man Fined For Following His GPS To The Edge Of A Cliff

2009-09-16T19:28:00.003-04:00

If only he had a woman with him, this wouldn't have happened...

HALIFAX, England, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A man who followed bad directions from his satellite navigation device and got his car stuck on a 100-foot-high cliff was fined $1,470 by a British court.

Read the rest of the story at UPI.com

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Bikini Coffee Servers Could Be Forced to Cover Up in Washington

2009-09-16T19:19:00.002-04:00

Fileunderi is wondering, why don't they have bikini coffee servers in our state?

EVERETT, Wash. — A city in Washington has been flooded with complaints about what some voluptuous coffee shop workers are wearing — or not wearing — and is considering forcing them to cover up.

Everett, Wash., has had about 50 complaints in the past six months about its bikini-clad baristas who work in drive-through coffee stands, according to Q13FOX.com and other local media.

Read More at FoxNews.com

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Woman Spanks Stranger's Toddler In A Cincinnati Store

2009-09-16T19:08:00.004-04:00

CINCINNATI — A woman took a stranger's toddler son over her knee and spanked him three times inside a store after he said something that annoyed her, police said Wednesday.

Gloria Ballard was arrested on an assault charge in the Tuesday incident. In a court appearance Wednesday, she asked for a public defender and a not guilty plea was entered for her. She was also ordered to stay away from 2-year-old Sean Goode and his mother, Donnay Jones.

Read More At FoxNews.com

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Ohio Inmate's Execution Delayed One Week-They Couldn't Find A Vein

2009-09-16T06:36:00.005-04:00

From the Fileunderi "Sometimes A Shotgun Is The Best Tool In This Situation" File:

53-year-old Romell Broom was scheduled to be executed in Ohio this week for the 1984 rape and murder of 14-year-old Tryna Middleton. Unfortunately, executioners struggled for more than two hours to locate suitable veins for the insertion of the Death Serum IVs into Broom. Not only did the execution team try, even Broom attempted to help the team access his veins, and after one failed attempt, he covered his face and appeared to be sobbing.

Bummer.

So, Ohio Governor Ted Strickland decided to order a week long reprieve for the inmate, the state's first such last minute reprieve since the death penalty was reinstated in Ohio in 1999.

Tim Sweeney, who is Broom's lawyer, wrote Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer asking him to end the procedure.

"Any further attempts today to carry out the execution of Mr. Broom would be cruel and unusual punishment in violation of ... the U.S. Constitution," he wrote. "They would also violate Ohio's statutory requirement that a lethal injection execution is to be quick and painless."

As the execution team struggled to find the vein, Broom asked to see Adele Shank, his other attorney. She was not allowed access to him due to policy that says the inmate cannot have contact with lawyers once the injection process begins. Shank said she was concerned because it appeared Broom "winced in pain".

Broom's victim was unavailable for comment on Broom's apparent "wincing in pain", as she currently resides 6 feet under.

Fileunderi can only suggest the following to those in Ohio that handle executions:

Firing Squad-You can always find a target.

Hanging-Necks are pretty easy to find.

Electric Chair-A little jolt will do ya.

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Teens Sue Baseball Team Over God Bless America Ejection

2009-09-16T06:15:00.003-04:00

While the headline screams violation of some one's Constitutional rights, the body of the article subtly tells the story of just another lawyer looking for a quick payout.

You decide.

TRENTON, N.J. — Three teenagers who say they were tossed from a New Jersey ballpark over their refusal to stand during the song "God Bless America" are suing the minor league Newark Bears.

The boys argue that their constitutional rights were violated when they were asked to leave Newark's Bears and Eagles Riverfront Stadium on June 29 by Bears' president and co-owner Thomas Cetnar.

Cetnar acknowledged the boys were asked to leave but declined to say why. He also has denied making some statements attributed to him in the lawsuit.

Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com

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Element Bars- Make Your Own Nutritious Delicious Energy Bars

2009-09-14T08:10:00.004-04:00

Today's Fileunderi Product Of The Day:

Element bars! Do you love energy bars, but wish you could make your own? Ha! Now you can...

That's right, Element Bars are Custom Energy Bars.

Element bars allows you to custom order your own energy bars. You control the taste. You control the consistency. There are NO preservatives. EVER!

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Disney World Expansion-FantasyLand To Double In Size

2009-09-13T21:37:00.003-04:00

In a move that is apparently designed to mimic real life, a Disney World expansion is planned by Disney executives.

Since many of our fellow citizens seem to live in Fantasyland themselves, Disney will be doubling the size of THEIR Fantasyland. The expansion will include a huge Little Mermaid ride.

Analysts predict it will re-ignite travel to Orlando, which has lagged in the global recession...

Wait a minute. A bigger Fantasyland with a Little Mermaid ride is going to "re-ignite" travel to Orlando.

Perhaps the above quoted analysts are living in Fantasyland too.

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Man Prank Calls 911- Police Arrest Him For Rape

2009-09-13T21:30:00.002-04:00

Once again folks...cell phone calls can be traced. We repeat...cell phone calls can be traced.

MOBILE, Ala. — An 18-year-old man who police say made a prank phone call about a shooting has been arrested for statutory rape.

David Wayne McCarn II of Bay Minette was charged Friday with second-degree rape and rendering a false alarm. He was being held in the Baldwin County Corrections Center on $11,000 bail.

Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com

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Message In A Bottle Follows Girl Home

2009-09-13T21:25:00.003-04:00

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FALMOUTH, Mass., Sept. 11 (UPI) -- The family of a girl who dropped a message in a bottle into the Atlantic Ocean near Bermuda said the bottle was found only miles from her Massachusetts home.

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Students Try To Steal Giant Chili Pepper From Chilis Rooftop

2009-09-13T21:19:00.005-04:00

Four people were arrested on Sunday after attempting to steal a giant chili pepper from atop a Chili's Grill and Bar in Vermont.

Triggered by an alarm, cops arrived at the Chili's in Bennington, Vt., around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday to find Asher Woodworth, 23, on the roof. He had been removing the bolts that held the red and green chili pepper in place with a hacksaw and a power drill.

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The One Person You Don't Pour Your Beer On

2009-09-13T21:15:00.002-04:00

A 22-year-old man who got into a disagreement at the Irish Fest last weekend picked the wrong person to douse with beer.

It was Kansas City Police Chief Jim Corwin, wearing plainclothes and preparing to watch a band perform with his family about 7:35 p.m. Sunday.

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Hungry Hungry Hippo- Hippopotamus Kills Poacher

2009-09-13T21:09:00.003-04:00

KINSHASA (AFP) – A hippopotamus killed a member of Democratic Republic of Congo government forces at Virunga National Park while he was fishing illegally, a local environmental NGO said Saturday.

Bantu Lukamba of the IDPE non-governmental organisation told AFP that Private Sebagendi was killed Thursday when he was fishing along with five other people on Lake Edward in spite of a fishing ban.

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Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

2009-09-12T07:42:00.004-04:00

Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

As Americans mark the eighth anniversary today of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a move to turn the day's focus from mourning to community service is being met with skepticism.

Critics see the first National Day of Service and Remembrance as an attempt to downplay the tragedy that cost nearly 3,000 Americans their lives and to push a left-wing agenda, while supporters say urging Americans to volunteer is an appropriate way to honor those who died at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and in a field in Pennsylvania.

Read the rest of the story at The Detroit News

WE thought the focus of the anniversary of 9/11 should be to remember and reflect on that day. Hmmm...

However,we would be willing to volunteer to find and bring to justice Osama Bin Laden.

You remember him, right?

6 Year Old Drives Car After Mom Smokes "That Stinky Stuff"

2009-09-12T07:35:00.003-04:00

A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because "[mom] was sleepy" after smoking "that stinky stuff," according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. after police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Read the rest of the story at KSDK.com

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Uh Oh- Yet Another ACORN Undercover Video

2009-09-12T07:04:00.005-04:00

Fox News continues their massive assault on ACORN with yet another video starring ACORN staffers, who give advice on how to deal with the Internal Revenue Service.

This is the third day in a row of bad publicity for ACORN, starting with the story of ACORN staffers registering a deceased Paul Newman to vote in Florida.

The next day, Fox broke the story and video of ACORN staffers counseling an undercover "independent film maker" posing as a pimp with his "prostitute" girlfriend.

And now, this...

Two more ACORN officials were fired Friday after a second video surfaced showing staffers in the community organizers' Washington office offering to help a man and woman posing as a pimp and prostitute acquire illegal home loans that would help them set up a brothel.

The firings came less than 24 hours after another pair of ACORN officials from the group's Baltimore office were canned for instructing the "pimp" and "prostitute" how to falsify tax forms and seek illegal benefits for 13 "very young" girls from El Salvador that pair said they wanted to import to work as child prostitutes.

Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com

We don't believe this little ACORN will be growing into a majestic oak tree any time soon...

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9/11 Anniversary

2009-09-11T07:08:00.003-04:00

Today is 9/11 and the 8th anniversary of the terrorist attack on the people of our nation. Please take a moment to remember the victims of that day. Once you have done that, take a moment to remember this quote:

"We're going to get [Bin Laden] Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me."

George W. Bush, December 2001.

8 Years,thousands more Americans perished, and a Trillion or so later...no Bin Laden.

Record Companies Sue Ellen DeGeneres Show Over Music Copyrights

2009-09-11T06:30:00.006-04:00

Ellen DeGeneres is back in the news today...

(Wow! Two days in a row. She is reaching Oprah status)

Today's Ellen news is not quite as positive as yesterday's announcement that she would be the next American Idol judge, although the news is music related.

You see, the production company that produces Ellen DeGeneres' show, (appropriately titled Ellen), is being sued by a gang of record companies. "For what?", you might ask yourself. Glad you asked.

Have you ever watched Ellen DeGeneres' TV show? It seems that a signature part of the show is her dancing around among the audience to various tunes. She does this every day. She has done it thousands of times. She uses oldies, and she uses current popular music.

Guess what?

She doesn't have a license to use that music.

According to the suit filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Nashville, when representatives of the recording companies asked defendants why they hadn't obtained licenses to use the songs, defendants said they didn't "roll that way."

"As sophisticated consumers of music, Defendants knew full well that, regardless of the way they rolled, under the Copyright Act, and under state law for the pre-1972 recordings, they needed a license to use the sound recordings lawfully," the suit states.

Scott Rowe, spokesman for the show's Telepictures Productions, wrote in an e-mailed statement that the company has been working with the record labels for months to resolve the issue and remains willing to resolve it on "amicable and reasonable terms."

Rowe said the issue does not involve DeGeneres, who on Wednesday was named as the fourth judge on TV's "American Idol," and whom Rowe calls "a tremendous music enthusiast and advocate."

The suit claims the daytime talk show has used copyrighted music without permission since its inception, including "recordings by virtually every major current artist of popular music." It claims the show routinely used some of the most popular songs of the day, which the record labels don't license for daytime television at any price.

Other songs cited in the lawsuit include Michael Jackson's "Thriller"; The Beach Boys'"Good Vibrations" and Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."

The suit calls the segment and the music played by the show's own disc jockey "signature elements of the show."

(Source: apmyway.com)

The poor starving record companies that filed this little number in court include Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records.

No word yet on a possible counter suit by Ellen producers for lack of compensation from the record companies for possible growth in sales of stale old songs that Ellen! reminded consumers of.

When reached at their expansive mansions, the record company execs and stars who recorded these songs would not comment, or they were too busy taping another MTV Cribs episode.

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And The Bizarre Robbery Disguise Award Goes To...

2009-09-10T21:44:00.003-04:00

A group of robbers in the Tampa,Florida area.

How bizarre are their disguises?

One of them came to the robbery with a child's car seat on his head.

Is that bizarre enough?

TAMPA — Whatever happened to ski masks?

Detectives are searching for a group of robbers with a flair for costuming, according to a release from the Tampa Police Department.

The men have stormed into three north Tampa pawnshops in the last three weeks with creative masks. In one case, one of them was wearing a child safety seat on his head. They've also donned hospital scrubs, and in another case they wore beautician's hair-washing sinks on their heads.

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Man With Gun Arrested During Obama Address To Congress

2009-09-10T21:37:00.002-04:00

Tomorrow we are thinking of driving to a location near Barack Obama and trying to park. We are thinking of taking along an unregistered shotgun and shells and leaving them in the trunk.

Wanna tag along?

U.S. Capitol Police have arrested a Virginia man they say tried to get into a secure area near the Capitol with a gun in his car as the president gave his health care address to Congress.

Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said Thursday that 28-year-old Joshua Bowman of Falls Church, Va., was arrested around 8 p.m. Wednesday. Bowman's intentions were unclear, police said.

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French Muder Suspect Escapes Prison In A Cardboard Box

2009-09-10T21:27:00.002-04:00

If you read the whole story, notice the year of his arrest and the estimated time of his trial...whoa.

A French double murder suspect has escaped from jail in a cardboard box he built himself.

Jean-Pierre Treiber hid himself in the box which was loaded on to a lorry bound for the Yonne region, southeast of Paris.

He is believed to have hidden himself in the box when he was left alone in the prison's workshop, where he had built the box, on Tuesday morning.

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Man Beats Ex Girlfriend With Flip-Flop

2009-09-10T07:55:00.005-04:00

PORTSMOUTH — A Portsmouth man has pleaded guilty to four charges relating to an incident in which police say he beat his ex-girlfriend with a flip-flop, bit her on the ear and was seen dragging her down the street by her hair.

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Pizza Delivery Man Held Womans Son For Ransom

2009-09-10T07:49:00.003-04:00

Don't try to stiff THIS pizza delivery guy...

A MOTHER has accused a pizza delivery man of grabbing her four-year-old son and trying to hold him as "ransom" for payment.

Cindy Paardekooper, 30, claims the driver from Pizza King at the Hibiscus Shopping Centre in Darwin was an hour late delivering her half-Hawaiian, half-supreme.

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Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge?

2009-09-10T07:32:00.006-04:00

When we heard that Paula Abdul was taking her bubbly little diva self down the road after this year's American Idol Finale, we were intrigued to see who would get the nod as her replacement. Would there even be a replacement with the addition of Kara DioGuardi?

Imagine our surprise when we found out Ellen DeGeneres is the new American Idol Judge?

Really? Ellen DeGeneres? She has no musical training. Hell, she can't sing either.

But, the more we think about it...

She would bring a certain down to earth feel to the panel, and with her admitted passion for music as her only qualification, might just be a true representative of the people who just watch the show.

We're not fans of Ellen DeGeneres, but we like her as the choice to replace Paula.

Actually, we would have found something good in it if Vladimir Putin was replacing Paula...

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Breitbart TV-Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

2009-09-09T17:05:00.004-04:00

Have you ever visited Breitbart TV?

Oh yes, now THIS is a website. We aren't sure if it's Onion-like or Faux-News-like...

Well, check it out.

Here's a headline for you...

Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

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Robber Returned To Ask Victim For A Date

2009-09-09T15:37:00.002-04:00

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police said they arrested a suspected robber on Sunday after he returned to his victim's home to ask her out on a date.

According to investigators, Stephfon Bennett was one of three men who robbed a couple on the city's north side late Sunday night, 10TV News reported.

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ACORN Workers Registered Actor Paul Newman To Vote

2009-09-09T15:29:00.003-04:00

ACORN Turns in Florida Workers on Voter Fraud Charges

The FBI and state authorities were making arrests Wednesday of workers hired to register voters by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN.

Arrest warrants have been issued in Miami for 11 people suspected of falsifying information on hundreds of voter registration cards -- including registering the name of the late actor Paul Newman -- the Florida state attorney told FOXNews.com.

The FBI and state authorities took seven people into custody Wednesday as it issued 11 arrest warrants for voter registration fraud in Homestead, Fla., in June 2008

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Taxpayers Face Heavy Losses On Auto Bailout

2009-09-09T08:33:00.003-04:00

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Taxpayers face heavy losses on auto bailout

Taxpayers likely to face significant losses on $81 billion auto bailout, watchdog report says:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Taxpayers face losses on a significant portion of the $81 billion in government aid provided to the auto industry, an oversight panel said in a report to be released Wednesday.

The Congressional Oversight Panel did not provide an estimate of the projected loss in its latest monthly report on the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. But it said most of the $23 billion initially provided to General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC late last year is unlikely to be repaid.

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Cricket Spitting-Today The Fair Tomorrow The Olympics?

2009-09-09T08:20:00.004-04:00

Could the next Olympic sport be Cricket Spitting?

Maybe...

At the Central Wisconsin State Fair this year, the champion Cricket Spitter was Brian Johnsrud,who spat a thawed cricket 22 feet, 8 inches. WooHoo!

(Wait a minute, the CENTRAL Wisconsin State Fair? Wisconsin has more than one State Fair?)

Johnsrud's son,Jared, shot his cricket 10 feet, 5 inches to win the 9-to-11 age division.

There is even a 5 to 8-year-old division,and seven-year-old Daniel Word won that competition. After spitting his cricket 9 feet, 11 inches, he said it wasn't easy.
(We bet it isn't)

Brian Johnsrud says the key to Cricket Spitting is to pick the biggest cricket and put it upside down on your tongue. He also says you have to take the deep breath before putting the cricket in your mouth, so you don't swallow the little bugger.

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Teachers Are Wary Of Certain Names of Students

2009-09-08T09:15:00.004-04:00

Teachers Are Wary Of Certain Names of Students-Is Your Child's Name One Of Them?

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LONDON, Sept. 7 (UPI) -- British researchers said a poll of the country's teachers suggests instructors are immediately wary of students named Callum, Chelsea, Connor and Jack.

Parenting club Bounty.com said its poll of 3,000 school teachers found 49 percent of teachers make assumptions about students based solely on their names, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

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Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50 Grand

2009-09-08T09:11:00.002-04:00

Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50 Grand

MELBOURNE, Australia — A bejeweled white glove Michael Jackson tossed to an Australian fan more than a decade ago sold at auction Sunday for $48,400, almost twice the estimated selling price.

Warwick Stone, a buyer for the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, beat out five other bidders for the late King of Pop's glove, said Charlotte Stanes, spokeswoman for the Melbourne auction house Bonhams and Goodman.

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Theft Is Not Tolerated At This Chinese WalMart

2009-09-08T07:27:00.005-04:00

We always knew they did things a little differently in China...Wow, do they ever!

At a WalMart in Jingdezhen, China, an employee suspected a customer of theft. The customer was put under surveillance by security forces...er...staff for a few minutes. She was then approached by the staff.

The woman was asked to reveal the contents of her bag. She refused to hand it over.

Pretty standard stuff so far, right? Probably happens numerous times per day here in the good ol' USA.

But at this point of our tale, The Chinese way veers off considerably from the USA way of handling this situation.

Numerous WalMart employees gathered around the suspected thief. Apparently, they weren't wearing their little smiley face buttons...

They started to beat the woman.

The suspect sent a message to her family via her cell phone. When her mother and sister showed up, the WalMart employees were still beating the woman. Mom and Sis pleaded with the employees to stop.

They continued to beat the woman.

Finally,the police arrived and put a stop to the beating.

Now, you might be thinking that the thief, her mom, and her sis made the beating part of the story up to get the perp out of trouble.

Doubt it...

The woman was rushed to the hospital.

She died.

There has been no comment from WalMart on this incident, and no word on any charges filed against the employees.

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2009-09-08T07:11:00.002-04:00

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The Obama School Speech Text Is Released

2009-09-07T13:15:00.003-04:00

Here is the Obama School Speech Text. It was released around Noon EDT by the White House. Feel free to pore over it and find all those underhanded brainwashing techniques Mr. Obama is famous for.

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Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Back to School Event

Arlington, Virginia
September 8, 2009

The President: Hello everyone – how’s everybody doing today? I’m here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we’ve got students tuning in from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I’m glad you all could join us today.
I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it’s your first day in a new school, so it’s understandable if you’re a little nervous. I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you’re in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could’ve stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.
I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday – at 4:30 in the morning.
Now I wasn’t too happy about getting up that early. A lot of times, I’d fall asleep right there at the kitchen table. But whenever I’d complain, my mother would just give me one of those looks and say, "This is no picnic for me either, buster."
So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I’m here because I want to talk with you about your education and what’s expected of all of you in this new school year.
Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility.
I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.
I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.
I’ve talked a lot about your government’s responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren’t working where students aren’t getting the opportunities they deserve.
But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.
And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.
Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide.
Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper – but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor – maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine – but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.
And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You’re going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can’t drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You’ve got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.
And this isn’t just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you’re learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.
You’ll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You’ll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.
We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don’t do that – if you quit on school – you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country.
Now I know it’s not always easy to do well in school. I know a lot of you have challenges in your lives right now that can make it hard to focus on your schoolwork.
I get it. I know what that’s like. My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn’t always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in.
So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.
But I was fortunate. I got a lot of second chances and had the opportunity to go to college, and law school, and follow my dreams. My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn’t have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.
Some of you might not have those advantages. Maybe you don’t have adults in your life who give you the support that you need. Maybe someone in your family has lost their job, and there’s not enough money to go around. Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don’t feel safe, or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren’t right.
But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life – what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you’ve got going on at home – that’s no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That’s no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That’s no excuse for not trying.
Where you are right now doesn’t have to determine where you’ll end up. No one’s written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.
That’s what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.
Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn’t speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.
I’m thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who’s fought brain cancer since he was three. He’s endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer – hundreds of extra hours – to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he’s headed to college this fall.
And then there’s Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she’s on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.
Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren’t any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same.
That’s why today, I’m calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education – and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you’ll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you’ll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don’t feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.
Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.
I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you’re not going to be any of those things.
But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won’t love every subject you study. You won’t click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won’t necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.
That’s OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who’ve had the most failures. JK Rowling’s first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, "I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
These people succeeded because they understand that you can’t let your failures define you – you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn’t mean you’re a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn’t mean you’re stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.
No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You’re not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don’t hit every note the first time you sing a song. You’ve got to practice. It’s the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it’s good enough to hand in.
Don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don’t know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust – a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor – and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.
And even when you’re struggling, even when you’re discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you – don’t ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.
The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things got tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.
It’s the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.
So today, I want to ask you, what’s your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?
Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you’ve got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

Source: WhiteHouse.gov

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British Boy Scouts May No Longer Carry Knives

2009-09-07T08:46:00.003-04:00

What in the hell is the world coming to?

British Boy Scouts May No Longer Carry Knives

LONDON, Sept. 6 (UPI) -- British Scouts will no longer be permitted to carry knives, even on camping trips, due to an increase in fatal stabbings, Scout officials said Sunday.

Traditionally, Scouts learned to use knives properly to cut wood for fires or to carve tools. Recently, the Scout Association said parents should be the ones to bring knives to meetings or on camping trips, the Sunday Telegraph reported.

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Boy Falls 70 Feet Into The Arms Of A Passerby

2009-09-07T08:39:00.003-04:00

A six-year-old boy survived a 70ft fall from an apartment balcony in Sweden after he was caught by a passer-by.

Rescue workers had been trying to pull the youngster back into the seventh floor flat in Gothenburg when he plunged to the ground into the arms of Lars Gunnarsson who'd stopped to watch the drama.

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Firefighters Battle Raging Fire And Flying Corks

2009-09-07T08:01:00.004-04:00

Unfortunately, you just can't train a firefighter for EVERY possible scenario:

Firefighters were called to a semitrailer crash site on I-80 in Wyoming that turned out to be anything but routine. In addition to the fire being intensely hot, fire crews found themselves under attack from...flying corks.

The semitrailer was carrying a load of wine, bottled and ready for sale. The fire was so hot that it burned the trailer down to its axles, melted the tires and damaged about 75 feet of pavement. Apparently, full and corked bottles of wine do not like intense heat, and they exploded. The result was a hail of corks shot out at emergency crews.

Wyoming Highway Patrol Lt. Scott Keane said."The corks were popping out of the bottles like the old Jiffy Pop we grew up with.My trooper got hit in the arm with one."

The driver of the semi escaped the fire unharmed.

Theresa Herbin, public relations specialist for the Wyoming Department of Transportation, said the wines — various bottles of merlot, pinot noir, reisling and sparkling wine from Washington and Oregon — have retail value of $20 to $50 each. The total value of the loss was not available.

"There's nothing left of the cab or trailer," Herbin said. "There were a few bottles that didn't explode," but they vanished overnight.

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2009-09-07T07:46:00.002-04:00

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Girl Poses As 71-Year-Old To Save On Tuition

2009-09-06T10:00:00.002-04:00

Girl Poses As 71-Year-Old To Save On Tuition

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- Police said a Florida Atlantic University student posed as an elderly woman to save on tuition.

FAU police have filed criminal charges against former student Patricia Brandao. Police said she used the used the Social Security number of a 71-year-old woman.

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Facing 1.2 Million Years In Prison, Child Pornographer Gets 40

2009-09-06T09:55:00.002-04:00

Now this is what we call a plea bargain...

Yesterday, Larry Douglas Smith, 41, pleaded guilty in Oconee County (South Carolina) court to three counts of sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of criminal sexual conduct with a minor. The former high school janitor got off lightly it seems, having been sentenced to four consecutive 10-year prison terms.

Read the rest of the story at Failuremag.com

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Van Jones Resigns-Special Advisor for Green Jobs Goes Bye Bye

2009-09-06T09:11:00.004-04:00

We love lists. Fileunderi maintains lists for everything, and one of our favorites is our "Morning Headlines That Don't Surprise Us List". We start a new one each year and edit the list as we go along. We now have a new Number One for 2009:

Van Jones Resigns

What? Really?

Frankly, we were going to add this headline to our list days ago, when we first read that it was disclosed that Van Jones said, "Republicans are assholes". As soon as we read that, it was over. We made a mental note, add "Van Jones Resigns" to our "Morning Headlines That Don't Surprise Us List".

(On a side note-Van Jones was right. Republicans ARE Assholes. So are Democrats, Independents,those soft hearted Greens, and Libertarians. Especially Libertarians.
Amazingly, 99% of those who are politically active and feel strongly about an issue tend to be assholes about it. You can look it up.)

Reactions on the Webosphere were swift and brutal:

From the Huffington Post-Glenn Beck Gets First Scalp: Van Jones Resigns

From The Gateway Pundit-GREEN CZAR VAN JONES RESIGNS!... Communist Leaves White House

(We LOVE that headline, don't you?)

Here are excerpts from Van Jones Resignation Statement:

"On the eve of historic fights for health care and clean energy, opponents of reform have mounted a vicious smear campaign against me," Jones, special adviser for green jobs at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, said in a statement announcing his resignation just after midnight Saturday. "They are using lies and distortions to distract and divide."

He continued: "I have been inundated with calls -- from across the political spectrum -- urging me to 'stay and fight.' But I came here to fight for others, not for myself. I cannot in good conscience ask my colleagues to expend precious time and energy defending or explaining my past. We need all hands on deck, fighting for the future."

And so, Van Jones will drift off into oblivion, and Mr. Obama will search for a new Green Jobs Czar

We would recommend that Mr. Obama searches YouTube as part of the vetting process, OR he could stop being a such a politician and tell the Republicans,"Well, you ARE assholes".

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How To Get Rid Of Acid Reflux Naturally

2009-09-06T08:39:00.003-04:00

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How do you get rid of acid reflux naturally?

An Acid Reflux sufferer for 13 years reveals how to cure acid reflux without chemicals or surgery.

The key is, of course, your diet. The three steps to cure acid reflux:

STEP 1 – Change your diet – learn what foods are good for you and which ones are actually making you worse. Acid reflux is not something you “catch” like a cold, instead you develop it in time. What you are eating is a major factor to this

STEP 2 – Change your eating habits – eating only on a previously established schedule and actually chewing your food teaches your body when is the right time to release acid and for how long.

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Pennsylvania Man Accidentally Fires Cannonball Into Neighbor's House

2009-09-05T09:46:00.002-04:00

Pennsylvania Man Accidentally Fires Cannonball Into Neighbor's House

UNIONTOWN, Pa. — A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home.

Fifty-four-year-old William Maser fired a cannonball Wednesday evening outside his home in Georges Township that ricocheted and hit a house 400 yards away.

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Lobster Wars On Matinicus Island Maine

2009-09-05T09:35:00.003-04:00

Lobster Wars On Matinicus Island Maine

This is a story of intrigue,territorial disputes,dirty tricks,conspiricies,lawsuits, and a shooting on Matinicus Island off the coast of Maine...

MATINICUS ISLAND, Maine — Life here is defined by the ocean. It's the ocean that feeds the livelihoods of the lobstermen. It's the ocean that dictates the weather. And it's 20 miles of ocean that separates Matinicus from the mainland and makes it a world apart.

The ocean's bountiful waters have also been a source of strife here for as long as anyone can remember.

Lobster fishermen have feuded for generations over who can set traps, and where. To protect their fishing grounds, the lobstermen here have been known to cut trap lines, circle their boats menacingly around unwelcome vessels and fire warning blasts from shotguns.

Read More at The Huffington Post

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Top 10 Unexplained Phenomena-When Science Can't Explain It Either

2009-09-05T08:01:00.005-04:00

Although science can explain many things, there are those select few occurrences that scientists just can't seem to come up with a valid explanation for.

Here are, according to LiveScience.com. the top 10 Unexplained Phenomena:

10.The Body Mind Connection
9. Psychic powers and ESP
8. Near-Death Experiences and Life After Death
7. UFOs
6. Deja vu
5. Ghosts
4. Mysterious Disappearances
3. Intuition
2. Bigfoot
1. The Taos Hum

And then there is, of course, the Fileunderi Top 5 Unexplained Phenomena...

5. Your car runs and rides better when it is clean

4. Your children don't speak to you from age 13 to age 19, then when they are in their early 20's (and broke), you become their best friend.

3. The bottomless pit sink full of dirty dishes phenomena

4. The commercials on every TV channel at the same time phenomena

5. The lost keys that show up in a part of the house you haven't visited in years
phenomena

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Infertile? Get Pregnant Using Natural And Holistic Methods

2009-09-05T07:46:00.005-04:00

Today's Fileunderi Product of the Day:

Pregnancy Miracle is a powerful and unique guide that teaches you how to reverse infertility and get pregnant naturally using holistic ancient Chinese medicine.

From the Pregnancy Miracle website:

"The first thing I discovered was that almost everyone is getting ripped off by the drug and pharmaceutical companies. The infertility and drug industries are filled with snake oil marketing vampires that are getting rich by preying on your desperation. The second thing I discovered is that almost everyone is dead wrong in the way they try to treat their Infertility . It's a fact, the methods you're probably using right now to treat your Infertility might be severely damaging your reproductive, hormonal system and your health."

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Has Jesus Christ Been Spotted On Mars?

2009-09-04T12:32:00.005-04:00

Can You See Jesus Christ On Mars?

Our friend Jesus seems to show up everywhere, so it was only a matter of time before he showed up on Mars.

The photo is from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. There are those that say if you look at it from the right angle, you can see Jesus' face and robed body.

We dunno...

Do you see it?

Source: Telegraph.co.uk

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China s National Flag To Fly At US White House

2009-09-04T12:05:00.002-04:00

China's National Flag To Fly At US White House

The national flag of the People's Republic of China (PRC) will be hoisted at the South Lawn of the White House in Washington D.C. on September 20, media reported Sunday.

Chinese associations in the United States had applied to hold a ceremony in front of the US President’s residence to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the founding of PRC.

Read More At ChinaDaily.com

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World s Longest Golf Course

2009-09-04T11:42:00.006-04:00

How many yards long is the world's longest golf course?

As we are always up for trivia searches and the mundane, Fileunderi has a few answers for you:

The world's longest golf course is The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain Golf Club in China. It boasts a whopping 8,548 yards from the back tees. And par? 72...

Another contender for world's longest golf course is the Nullarbor Links in Australia, which will have 18 holes stretched out over 1365km. Interesting, but that really isn't the world's longest golf course, is it?

And while we are on the subject of world's longest how about the world's longest golf holes?

Here they are:

1. No. 12, Meadow Farms Golf Course, Locust Grove, Virginia (841 yards, par 6)

2. No. 6, Spring Lake Golf Resort, Sebring, Florida (800 yards, par 6)

3. No. 9, The Links Golf Course, Post Falls, Idaho (777 yards, par 6)

And there you have it...the world's longest golf course and the world's longest golf hole.

See? WE are masters of the mundane and inane...

Sources:

WorldGolf.com
The CommonGolfer.com

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New iPhone App Tracks Swine Flu Outbreaks

2009-09-04T07:30:00.004-04:00

Now, you too can track the most recent Swine Flu outbreaks and join the biggest mass hysteria since Y2K. Enjoy...

New iPhone App Tracks Swine Flu Outbreaks

A new iPhone application called “Outbreaks Near Me” that allows users to track and report local outbreaks of infectious disease was released Tuesday.

Developed by researchers at Children’s Hospital Boston and the MIT Media Lab, the application combines the GPS system of the iPhone with outbreak tracking information from HealthMap.org, a web prowling system that mines official and unofficial Internet data sources for information on outbreaks of emerging, infectious diseases.

“Outbreaks Near Me” provides “location based alerting” of infectious disease outbreaks, according to HealthMap co-founder John S. Brownstein, an assistant professor at the Children’s Hospital Informatics Program (CHIP). Users can also choose to set alerts to notify users of new local outbreaks or when they are entering new areas.

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