FDA Peanut Butter Warning: FDA Recalls Peanut Butter

The great Peanut Butter Scare of 2009 has now hit epic proportions. The FDA is warning consumers against consuming ANYTHING containing peanut butter..other than jars of peanut butter themselves. This includes peanut butter crackers, peanut butter ice cream, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter candy and peanut butter cereal. No peanut butter products should be consumed other than that jar of Extra Chunky Skippy.

(This is true dear readers, please read on. Food Recalls should be taken seriously)

The FDA WARNING suggests that you throw away ALL products containing a hint of peanut butter so no one in the household is tempted to eat them. The reason that jars of peanut butter are okay? Apparently, one company supplies most of the peanut butter to all the companies that make peanut butter laced products. The salmonella has been traced back to this company and the FDA is not sure where all the contaminated product went to. Those who produce jars of peanut butter for sale on the grocery shelves either manufacture the peanut butter themselves or get it from a different source.

A link to the FDA website is...HERE.

Lets be careful out there.

The Numbers Lady, Glynis McCants Gives Us Obama Predictions

Hold the presses! Glynis McCants aka "The Numbers Lady" and Numerologist Extraordinaire has given us some "startling" predictions concerning our soon to be President..Mr. Barack Obama. The numbers lady was on Coast to Coast and laid these earth shattering predictions on all who listened:

Using formulas she invented, McCants predicted a difficult year for our President-Elect. (ya think?)

She also foresees a big trip in Obama’s future. (Really?? Wow.)

A quote from the Numbers Lady:

"Barack Obama is going into a Personal Year Cycle of ‘5,’ which is a challenge to his Lifepath number of ‘2,’ but if he can weather the storm of this year, he’ll prove to be an effective president," she stated. "[Vladimir] Putin is going into a Personal Year of ‘1’ which shows he means to win, and go after complete power," McCants added. " (More earth shattering news)

She also reviewed her forecast for 2008, in which she'd declared that "if Mother Nature wants to compete with us, she will always win." Indeed, there were many natural disasters and storms including the earthquake that struck China, and a record-breaking tornado season in the U.S. The next year for record-breaking bad weather will be 2012-- a "5" year, she noted.

Yep, a "5" year is right. Isn't 2012 supposed to be the year the world ends? On December 21st? That is when the Mayan Calendar ends...and those old boys had it going on in the Astronomy department.

The bright side to all this?? I won't have to pay my mortgage back in full. So, there is always that.

Megan Fox Thinks She Has Manly Looks

The Queen of Bizarre, Megan Fox, told an interviewer Sunday night at the Golden Globes.."I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda.I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."

The Transformers and Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen star has been known for her shoot from the hip answers to interviewers since her meteoric rise to fame began. Considered refreshing at first, she had crossed over to bizarre and we find ourselves considering her for top 5 placement on our annual "Stars who will self-destruct soon." list.

And, of course, we have included the interview for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Keebler Peanut Butter Crackers Recall

The Elves are pissed.

Due to Peanut Corp. of America issuing a recall late
Tuesday for 21 lots of peanut butter made since July 1 at its plant
in Blakely, Ga., (because of possible salmonella contamination), Keebler has started pulling peanut butter crackers off the shelves. Peanut Corp. of America supplies peanut paste to Kellogg, which on Wednesday asked stores nationwide to pull peanut butter crackers sold under the Austin and Keebler brands.

The products being pulled include Austin and Keebler toasted
peanut butter sandwich crackers, peanut butter and jelly sandwich
crackers, cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers, and peanut
butter-chocolate sandwich crackers. Customers and stores are asked
to hold onto the Kellogg products, but not eat them, until an
investigation is complete.

The FDA said Kellogg's move is known as a stop-sale order and isn't as serious as a recall. Neither the FDA nor a Kellogg spokesman could say how many units were involved, but a FDA spokesperson said, "It's a very large volume." A Kellogg spokesman said federal investigators visited company facilities this week.

The Peanut Corp. recall was issued after an open container of
King Nut peanut butter in a long-term care facility in Minnesota
was found to contain a strain of salmonella. Health officials had
recommended nursing homes, hospitals, schools, universities and
restaurants discard containers of peanut butter linked to the
outbreak. The peanut butter was in containers between 5 and 50
pounds.

Any consumer who wishes to return one of the sandwich cracker products for a refund can call the Kellogg Consumer Response Center at 1-888-314-2060.

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