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A Houston man named Perry Mason was arrested on Tuesday, accused of practicing law without a license, officials at the Harris County District Attorney’s office said.
Spokeswoman Donna Hawkins said the 43-year-old has been charged with barratry, a third-degree felony. She said no other details were immediately available.
Or, there's the story of two Oakland California boys who held up a convenience store. They were ages 8 and 10. They held it up with a BB Gun and demanded money,gum and Push Pops.
Oh yes...and then there is Ashton Kutcher, who is now the biggest Twit in Twitterland. That's right, Ashton has beaten CNN to the heights of Twitter popularity.
Congrats, Ashton. You USED TO BE in a really cool show, you're married to Demi Moore AND you are now the Tila Tequila of Twitter.
If this is your first visit to Fileunderi today and the 3 stories above just don't quite do it for you, look to your right. There's a little odd news for you...
It's a Susan Boyleism: as in "Gobsmacked, absolutely Gobsmacked”, which is her quote after an appearance on Britain's Got Talent last Friday night. And who is Susan Boyle? She is the woman who is wowing everyone with her voice, not her looks. What a novel concept.
But, we got ahead of ourselves here. Gobsmacked is an adjective and defined as "astonished and astounded". It is slang used by those from Britain, Australia and New Zealand.
And please don't confuse this with "Godsmacked"...which is either A) Your state of mind after front row seats at a Godsmack concert or B) What the Lord did to you when you got a little too big for your damn britches.
CNN Reporter Susan Roesgen apparently had a serious flashback to her days as a McDonalds Drive Thru clerk yesterday as she covered a Tea Party demonstration in Chicago. As we viewed the video of her "interview" with two protesters, we kept waiting for her to scream, "Sir, You DID NOT say no onions on your Quarter Pounder...Now EAT the damn thing and shut up!"
Granted, the man with the "Obama is a Fascist" sign was a complete idiot.
Her face to face with the second protester in the video was actually quite hilarious. The man seemed reasonable enough, and yet she cut him off mid-sentence and at one point was actually yelling at him like a lover who had cheated on her.
But, Susan left the best for last, as she bemoaned the fact that the crowd was hostile to her, pro-Fox News and just generally tried to give the viewer the feeling that she was completely surrounded and required the Marines to be sent in. We are curious...what part of of her One Minute wasn't "Family Friendly"?
One of the worst examples of reporting we have ever seen. And that's saying a lot.
Hopefully, this is what she will be hearing in her next "interview":
Can I have the value meal Susan?
Guess it all depends on your politics, doesn't it?
I have to believe that those who have commented on this post here and various other places on the net are vehemently anti-Tea Party. Put your politics aside for a moment and watch the video again. Pretend that she is reporting on something completely unrelated to politics. Here is what I saw:
1. She completely annihilated the first guy with her opening question, "Why is he a fascist?" She could have walked away at that point. Guy #1 was a complete moron. Instead, she chose to lower herself to his level and, in so many words, state that the President must be respected because he is the President.
Fail.
Our duty as a citizen is to question and dissect EVERYTHING our government does. If you need proof of that...there is a reason the 1st Amendment is the 1st Amendment.
2. Guy #2 wasn't quite in moron territory, and he actually tried to tell her why they were there protesting. Wasn't that the point of HER being there? To find out why they were there and what they believe in? Did she do this? No, she chose to get into a shouting match with guy #2, with her yelling about the money that Illinois will receive.
3. She could have wrapped up at the end and saved herself ( a little). Did she? No, she chose to go off the deep end and ramble on about Fox and the scene not being family friendly.
So, after watching this report, do I know why they were there and what they believe in? No, I know that some moron thinks Obama is a Fascist and that Susan Roesgen is a 100% Obama supporter who obviously believes that our Federal Government can and should spend money without oversight from We The People.
If Susan Roesgen worked for me yesterday, she wouldn't be working for me today.
JP Morgan Chase (JPM) has released their Earnings today. Here is the report from MarketWatch:
LONDON (MarketWatch) -- J.P. Morgan Chase on Thursday reported first-quarter net income of $2.14 billion, or 40 cents a share, compared to $2.37 billion, or 67 cents a share, in the same period the previous year. Analysts at Thomson Reuters had, on average, expected the firm to post a profit of 32 cents a share. The company said total net revenue was $25 billion, up from $16.9 billion a year ago. Provisions for credit losses rose to $8.6 billion from $4.4 billion the previous year...
We at Fileunderi are curious...do we and the other John And Jane Q. Publics out there get a great big Thank You Card for our help with the $2.14 Billion Dollar Profit? Our Federal Government (that's us, folks) had a great big assist with the JP Morgan takeover of Bear Stearns...and the takeover and rape of WaMu, and who knows how many dollars flowed into JP Morgan Chase from the "bailout".
Shouldn't it be a net profit of zero, with 2.14 Billion Dollars being paid towards The Federal Debt?
If You are searching for smooth skin, Thymes Lotion is the number one searched for product...on AOL Search anyway. Evidently, the folks searching for this know something you don't. Or didn't. Neither did we. We hate it when people know something we don't. (That happens a lot)
Anyway, after doing a little research, we have discovered that if we care about our skin we should stop buying the WalMart stuff and go with Thymes Lotion.
If you are not familiar with Mr. Brainwash or MBW...he is an L.A. Based Street Artist who paints graffiti over other items...well no...he produces Andy Warhol-esque paintings...ummm...no, not quite.
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