Teens Who Skip Breakfast Have Sex Younger

Japanese scientists have done it again! A recent study conducted in Japan has found that Middle School students who skip breakfast do the nasty at a much earlier age. These studies indicate that students who eat breakfast don't lose their virginity until the average age of 19.4, while those who went to school hungry did if for the first time at an average age of 17.5 years old. (I am NOT making this up. And don't the average ages seem a little..er...high? Perhaps Japanese kids lie too?)

Another interesting fact that came out of this study: Teens who find their mother annoying tend to lose their virginity at an average age of 16. NOW we are getting to the heart of the matter, aren't we? What teenager doesn't find their mother annoying? And since I'm a dad a few times over, what's the average age for annoying dads? 12??

And so..mothers of the world..you know what to do. That's right. Don't be annoying to your teens and stuff their little faces full of food before they head off to school. Pancakes, Waffles, Cereal, Eggs and anything else you can find around the house. Hell, make 'em eat leftovers if you have to.