Showing posts with label Breast Implants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Breast Implants. Show all posts

Silicone Holocaust: Yes, Any Moron Can Register A Domain Name


Silicone Holocaust was a trendy search yesterday. Why? We don't know, but here is their website Silicone Holocaust.

While we here at Fileunderi realize that silicone implants are a problem and have actually killed some women, the use of the term Holocaust in this context is...well...outrageous. Holocaust? Not hardly.

There are Holocausts, and there is THE Holocaust. This problem qualifies as neither.

For those of you too lazy to click on THE Holocaust link, here it is in a nutshell: Millions of people were brutalized, dehumanized and slaughtered over the period of a few years. For those of you who deny that THE Holocaust happened, there are hundreds of pieces of evidence and eyewitness accounts for each of you.

You can blame the FDA for this all you want, but remember that NONE of these women were dragged kicking and screaming to the operating room. What poisoned these women was their own vanity. Like the recent Hydroxycut recall, the guilt in this case lies with those moronic enough to place foreign chemicals in their body to achieve a quick fix for their perceived flaws.

Once again, we have a group of people who believe they can place the blame for their poor choices or mistakes on another person or entity. Unfortunately, the citizens of our country have become, for the most part, sniveling children who expect the Government to protect them from themselves.

Holocaust? More like mass stupidity.

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Times Are Tough: Woman Steals New Breasts


From the "Thanks For The Mammaries" File:

A California woman is on the run after using a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implants exchange. Apparently, the first set of implants weren't good enough.

Yvonne Pampellonne is accused of opening a line of credit using another person's identity and then having the procedures done. It became apparent to those at Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery that something was amiss when Yvonne didn't show up for any follow up appointments.

She is charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.

The loss is set at $12,000. Must be some nice..er..implants.

Yvonne and her breasts are still missing.