Breaking The Law On A Walmart Scooter

From our "Breaking the Law! Breaking the Law!" File:


How many laws do you think YOU can break on a Walmart scooter?

In order to outbreak Marcus Earl Degraphenreed from the great state of Indiana, you will have to break 5 laws on your Walmart scooter. Observe:

1. Mr. Degraphenreed (henceforth known as Mr. D) was initially pulled over in Indiana 35 because he was, well, on Indiana 35. On a motorized scooter.

2. Mr. D was going northbound on Indiana 35. I mention this because the traffic in his lane was headed southbound.

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3. Mr. D wasn't on just any old scooter, he was on a (you guessed it) Walmart scooter. When asked by the police where he got it from, Mr. D said, "I found it". Mr. D wouldn't elaborate, but we are just guessing here that he found it at his nearest Walmart.

4. We have saved the best for last. Police noticed that Mr. D was glassy eyed and disoriented. Could it be? Well, the police thought so, and arrested Mr. D on peliminary charges of driving (scootering?) under the influence, and theft. Mr. D was transported to a local hospital for a blood-alcohol test.

The scooter was returned to Walmart.


Your challenge, Fileunderi fans, is to break FIVE laws on a Walmart scooter. Please let us know how you did.

And send pics or a video...

Man Slaps Crying Child At WalMart-But There Was A Small Problem

Roger Stephens, a 61-year-old Stone Mountain, Georgia man, slapped a child at a local WalMart Monday morning. Apparently, 2-year-old Paige was crying and wouldn't stop. Roger thought his 4 or 5 slaps across the face might do the trick.

Unfortunately, Roger now faces big trouble. Not only did he slap a two-year-old repeatedly across the face in public...the child wasn't his. She was a COMPLETE STRANGER.

According to authorities, Roger came upon a crying Paige and her mother. Roger told the mother, "If you don't shut that baby up I will shut her up for you." When the mother didn't shut Paige up, Roger sprung into action, slapping Paige across the face. Four or Five times.

And the aftermath of this little incident?

Paige didn't stop crying. She cried louder and added a little screaming to her repertoire.

Roger told the mother,"See, I told you I would shut her up."

The authorities were called.

Roger was arrested for felony cruelty to children.

Paige has a little redness on her face from Roger's slaps.

And so ends another day at the "Home of Always Lowlifes. Always.".


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