Oops! Pirates Captured After Threatening Wrong Ship

The Fileunderi Morons of the Month (To Date):

Pirates Captured After Threatening Wrong Ship

From a distance the large ship on the horizon looked like the perfect target, ripe for a successful spot of piracy.

But as Somali pirates sped toward the vessel sailing near the Seychelles Islands on Sunday, they were horrified to see two boats and a helicopter set off from their target and launch their own counter-attack.

They had failed to spot iin the dazzling sun, that the "merchant ship" they thought they were intercepting was actually a French naval ship bristling with cannons, radar technology and armed commandos.

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We at Fileunderi realize pirating is a tough job and all...but the Somali Pirates have to be be the worst pirates in the history of booty taking and pillaging.

And their Pirate Ships suck.

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The Belly Off Diet Plan: It's Baaaaaack

The Belly Off Diet Plan from Mens Health has reappeared in the hot search trends after a 3 month absence and we would direct you to our post from February 3 of this year...HERE.

And we are still going to save you 19 Bucks.

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Silicone Holocaust: Yes, Any Moron Can Register A Domain Name

Silicone Holocaust was a trendy search yesterday. Why? We don't know, but here is their website Silicone Holocaust.

While we here at Fileunderi realize that silicone implants are a problem and have actually killed some women, the use of the term Holocaust in this context is...well...outrageous. Holocaust? Not hardly.

There are Holocausts, and there is THE Holocaust. This problem qualifies as neither.

For those of you too lazy to click on THE Holocaust link, here it is in a nutshell: Millions of people were brutalized, dehumanized and slaughtered over the period of a few years. For those of you who deny that THE Holocaust happened, there are hundreds of pieces of evidence and eyewitness accounts for each of you.

You can blame the FDA for this all you want, but remember that NONE of these women were dragged kicking and screaming to the operating room. What poisoned these women was their own vanity. Like the recent Hydroxycut recall, the guilt in this case lies with those moronic enough to place foreign chemicals in their body to achieve a quick fix for their perceived flaws.

Once again, we have a group of people who believe they can place the blame for their poor choices or mistakes on another person or entity. Unfortunately, the citizens of our country have become, for the most part, sniveling children who expect the Government to protect them from themselves.

Holocaust? More like mass stupidity.

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Google Hires Goats For Lawn Maintenance

Google Hires Goats For Lawn Maintenance

From The Register (Biting The Hand That Feeds IT)

"Job openings are few and slim in Silicon Valley these days, but at least Google is hiring. Applicants are required to have at least 2 years experience eating grass with a four-chambered stomach.

Google said today it has enlisted a small army of hungry, hungry goats to help manicure the expansive fields at its Mountain View headquarters."

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Just Google following it's normal course...off the bleaten path.

Image Source: The Register via the Google Blog and who knows where it was before that.

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Hydroxycut Recall: FDA Says Hydroxycut Causes Serious Liver Damage

As a public service to our Fileunderi readers:

Hydroxycut Recall

The FDA is telling everyone to stop using Hydroxycut immediately. It has been discovered that Hydroxycut causes serious damage to your liver. At least one death has been attributed to Hydroxycut.

The Food and Drug Administration said the company that makes the dietary supplement has agreed to recall 14 Hydroxycut products, including Max Drink Packets, Caffeine-Free Rapid Release Caplets, and Max Aqua Shed...to name just a few.

At least 9 million packages of Hydroxycut were sold last year, according to the FDA.

The Hydroxycut Website now points to Hydroxycutinformation.com with information about the Hydroxycut recall.

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Joe Biden Says Avoid Confined Public Places...So How Does He Get Home?

Joe Biden's infamous swine flu warning a couple of days ago is pretty much common knowledge now...but in case you missed it, Jabbering Joe told the American Public to avoid Airplanes, Subways and any other confined spaces that contains a gaggle of your fellow Americans.

The ever struggling Airline Industry was livid, of course, and the White House has had to work overtime doing damage control.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said, "If he could say that over again, he would say if they're feeling sick, they should stay off of public transit or confined spaces."

Of course, Ms. Napolitano is herself a victim of "Foot In Mouth Disease" with her little warning to watch out for returning vets and their habit of becoming domestic right wing terrorists.

Anyway, Old Joe Biden returned to his home state of Delaware Friday night. His mode of transportation?

A train.

Of course.

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Bizarre And Somewhat Humorous Zoo Signs

The Folks over at The Daily Cognition have a few Bizarre Zoo Signs to amaze you and perhaps tickle your funny bone.

Here is another one that tickled ours:



See the rest of them at The Daily Cognition

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Woman Makes Bomb Threat To Casino To Keep Husband From Gambling

The Fileunderi Moron and Accused Criminal of the Day:

From The Seattle Times...

Back in February, Tamara Gillespie was mad at her husband, police say. After all, he had just taken all the money they had been saving for a new car and was headed to the Muckleshoot Casino in Auburn to gamble it away.

So she picked up her cellphone, dialed the casino and told them her husband was headed there with a fertilizer bomb to blow the place up, according to King County prosecutors.


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