Oscar Winners: Who Won The Oscars?

The 2009 Oscar Winners. And the Oscar goes to...

Best Actress (And Best Acceptance Speech):
WINNER:
Kate Winslet - The Reader

Best Actor (And always the most serious guy in the room):
WINNER:
Sean Penn - Milk

Best Supporting Actor (And deservedly so):
WINNER:
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight

Best Supporting Actress (In a movie we haven't seen):
WINNER:
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Film (Another Movie We Haven't Seen):
WINNER:
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Director (Wouldn't it ALWAYS be the Director of The Best Movie?):
WINNER:
Danny Boyle - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Original Screenplay (The Best Screenplay is different from Best Picture?):
WINNER:
Dustin Lance Black - Milk

Best Adapted Screenplay (Never mind...That was Original Screenplay):
WINNER:
Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Animated Feature (Over Kung Fu Panda?!?):
WINNER:
Wall-E



With the spate of Awards Shows over...We now return you to our regularly scheduled Insanity.

Oscar Ballot:Academy Award Nominees, Oscar Nominees

Here is the Oscar Ballot, The Oscar Nominees for 2009:

(The Ones that matter)

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Richard Jenkins--The Visitor
Frank Langella--Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn--Milk
Brad Pitt--The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke--The Wrestler

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Josh Brolin--Milk
Robert Downey Jr.--Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman--Doubt
Heath Ledger--The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon--Revolutionary Road

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Anne Hathaway--Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie--Changeling
Melissa Leo--Frozen River
Meryl Streep--Doubt
Kate Winslet--The Reader

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams--Doubt
Penelope Cruz--Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis--Doubt
Taraji Henson--The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei--The Wrestler

BEST DIRECTOR
David Fincher--The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard--Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant--Milk
Stephen Daldry--The Reader
Danny Boyle--Slumdog Millionaire