Man Charged With Spraying Wife With Garden Hose For Smoking


Man Charged With Spraying Wife With Garden Hose For Smoking

JENSEN BEACH - A man was charged with domestic battery after he drenched his wife with a garden hose and attacked her for smoking in the house, according to a police report.

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Woman Blames Dog For Theft From Ex-Husband


Woman Blames Dog For Theft From Ex-Husband

A woman accused of dipping into her ex-husband's bank account without permission blames her dog.

Arlington, Wash., police spokeswoman Kristin Banfield says detectives filed court orders to follow the money trail. They learned the money disappearing from the 42-year-old Arlington man's account was being used to pay for utility bills and other items at his ex-wife's home.

Banfield tells The Herald that the woman's first response was, "Her dog got into her purse and ate all her personal checks." The 50-year-old woman reportedly told police she had no choice but to take money from her former husband's account.

The women is under investigation for identity theft and forgery.

Source: Fox News


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Billy Mays Cause Of Death


Billy Mays Cause Of Death

As most of you know, our favorite Pitchman, Billy Mays, was found dead Sunday morning by his wife.

Definitive answers on his cause of death are not known at this time. Heart disease is one suspected cause, but there is the possibility of a head injury as cause of death. Billy Mays last tweeter tweet Saturday night was about a rough plane ride which resulted in a bump to the head.

Regardless, we will miss Billy waking us up in the middle of the night when we thought we had turned the TV down enough.

Damn.


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Man Breaks Into House-Lives There For A Week


Man Breaks Into House-Lives There For A Week

ANDERSON, Ohio, June 28 (UPI) -- A young Ohio man allegedly broke into a Cincinnati-area house while the owners were on vacation and stayed there for a week.

Nicholas Truesdell not only slept in the master bedroom of the four-bedroom house in Anderson, he watched television and spent time on the computer, the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office said.

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Officials Warn TV Viewers Not To Shoot Their Old TV Sets

Officials Warn TV Viewers Not To Shoot Their Old TV Sets


Salt Lake City, UT -- Got an old TV? Don't shoot it! That's the word from federal wilderness officials.

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Get Rid Of Dog Urine Odor And Cat Urine Smell


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New GM To Take On Future Liability Claims- Bows To Pressure


See if you can follow along with this:

The "New GM" has agreed to take on future liability claims on vehicles sold by "Old GM". Before this announcement, "New GM" would not be liable for any vehicles sold by "Old GM". "New GM" is the company that would emerge from bankruptcy with all the profitable assets of "Old GM", "Old GM" would be the company left in Bankruptcy with all the unprofitable assets (and liabilities including existing and new lemon law claims)

Confused?

Maybe this article can explain it:

NEW YORK (AP) -- General Motors Corp. has agreed to take on responsibility for future product liability claims, removing what could have been a sizable roadblock on the automaker's path to a quick sale of its assets and emergence from Chapter 11 bankruptcy as a new company.

As part of its government-backed restructuring plan, GM wants to sell the bulk of its assets to a new company and leave behind unprofitable assets and other liabilities such as product-related lawsuits. A hearing on the proposed sale is scheduled for Tuesday.


Read more at Yahoo! News

This latest "concession" (not) is in response to consumer protection agencies and numerous State Attorney Generals threatening to fight the "New GM" from emerging from Bankruptcy quickly. Add this "New GM Old GM" plan to the fact that GM is forcing their remaining dealers to sign new dealer agreements that are heavily weighted to GM (and against most State's franchise laws), and you have a pretty good picture of what a Government Owned Corporation can get away with.

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Illegal Immigrants To Boycott Census 2010


This should warm the cockles of your heart...

Illegal Immigrants To Boycott Census 2010

Hispanic Christian leaders are urging all illegal immigrants to boycott Census 2010 because they feel our government isn't working hard or fast enough to get these fine folks legal status.

From the Star-Telegram:

The leaders are asking illegal immigrants not to fill out census questionnaires when they are sent to homes nationwide, said the Rev. Miguel Rivera, chairman of the National Coalition of Latino Clergy & Christian Leaders, a Washington, D.C.-based group organizing the boycott. Boycott proponents are pushing the effort in several states including Texas and California.

"To us it is a moral issue," said the Rev. Dr. David Guel of Houston, who sits on the executive committee of the group, which represents 20,000 Hispanic churches nationwide.

Rivera said the boycott will bring attention to the need to legalize the estimated 12 million people living and working in the United States without status. He said their cause is a human-rights issue that affects many undocumented church members and pastors.


That's right...those who have entered our country illegally are pissed that we aren't very accommodating...and we should allow them to achieve legal status quicker.
The leaders urging the boycott are using the old "they will send your info to immigration" trick. The fact remains, dear boycott leaders, that our Immigration Department is COVERED UP trying to hunt down the names they ALREADY HAVE.

A Human Rights Issue???? Not hardly.



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Man Snags 79 Pound BigHead Carp With Bow And Arrow


Man Snags 79 Pound BigHead Carp With Bow And Arrow

An Iowa man caught the largest Bighead Carp ever caught in the state of Iowa after stalking Moby Carp for three days. He caught the 79 pound monster by shooting it with a bow and arrow.

Department of Natural Resources fisheries biologist Paul Sleeper confirmed the record was no fish story during an official weigh-in on Friday.


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Federal Government Funds New $21 Million Airport for Alaska Town With 46 Residents

Federal Government Funds New $21 Million Airport for Alaska Town With 46 Residents


An interior Alaska community with just 46 residents is in line for a new $21 million airport.

The state received a grant from the U.S. Department of Transportation to build the airport at Takotna 17 miles west of McGrath and 300 miles west of Fairbanks.

The amount spent is not really an option under Federal Aviation Administration rules, said Roger Maggard, the state Department of Transportation's airport development manager.


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Senators Claim $1 Trillion Health Care Bill In Reach

Senators Claim $1 Trillion Health Care Bill In Reach


Senators working to give President Barack Obama a comprehensive health care overhaul said Thursday they had figured out how to pare back the complex legislation to keep costs from crashing through a $1 trillion, 10-year ceiling.

The announcement from Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus, D-Mont., and other lawmakers amounted to a small, parting gift to Obama on his top domestic priority as Congress prepares to leave town for its weeklong July 4 recess. It moved Congress a bit closer to a deal on legislation to lower costs and provide coverage to nearly 50 million Americans who lack it.

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After 13 Beers Mom Can't Recover Custody Of Kids


After 13 Beers Mom Can't Recover Custody Of Kids

A mother who drank 13 beers before a psychological evaluation failed to recover custody of her three young children despite claiming she wasn't drunk because she "can drink like a fish."

The woman wanted to get the children back from her husband's stepmother. The Arkansas Court of Appeals rejected her arguments Wednesday, citing addictions, frequent absences and criminal activity to support her habits. It said the woman made no meaningful efforts to restructure her life.

The children are ages 6, 4 and 4. The state took custody in 2007 when the woman's mother said she could no longer care for the children. Human Services workers later won an order declaring the children's mother unfit and want to see the children adopted.


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Shaq Traded To Cavs-Shaq Traded



Shaq Traded To Cavs-Shaq Traded

Those always mysterious "sources" say that Shaq traded to Cavs for Ben Wallace and Sasha Pavlovic. (And the 46th pick in Thursday's NBA draft AND $500,000).

Apparently, the Cavs are trying to neutralize Dwight Howard...

Let us say this about that. Other than last year with the Suns, Shaq has a history of increasing the win total of teams he goes to. That's great, but as we recall, The cavs had no trouble winning regular season games.

Shaq's age???

Ummmm...37. Just sayin'.

The deal has been agreed to in principle and is expected to be finalized Thursday.

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Glidden Paint- Free Glidden Paint Giveaway!


Glidden Paint- Free Glidden Paint Giveaway!

Glidden Paint is giving away free quarts of Glidden Paint while supplies last. The Free Glidden Paint Giveaway is scheduled to end July 2nd, 2009. You can choose any color Glidden Paint you want.

Here is the link for the Free Glidden Paint Giveaway!

(The page is opening reeeeeally slow. Bookmark and try at 2 in the morning. Apparently, all your fellow Americans are getting their free Glidden paint now.)

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Google Voice-Google Phone Service



Google Voice-Google Phone Service

Google has reportedly acquired One Million telephone numbers to launch a Google Phone Service called Google Voice. Google purchased a telephony service in July, 2007called GrandCentral, and this was reborn as Google Voice.

Google Voice will provide users with a single phone number that seamlessly routes calls to their existing phones.

Allrighty then...

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Lubix Stereo Bluetooth Headset-iPhone OS 3.0 Lubix NC1 Stereo Bluetooth Headset


Lubix Stereo Bluetooth Headset-iPhone OS 3.0 Lubix NC1 Stereo Bluetooth Headset

You Can now have the The Lubix NC1 Stereo Bluetooth Headset as an accessory to your iPhone because of iPhone OS 3.0 delivering Bluetooth support.

The Lubix NC1 Stereo Bluetooth headset is wireless standard Bluetooth 2.0 class 2 and Bluetooth 1.1 and supports profiles A2DP, AVRCP, HFP and HSP, and has a maximum wireless range of 33ft, powered by a Lithium polymer battery and is rechargeable via USB or wall adaptor.

Here is a review of the Lubix Stereo Bluetooth Headset at Bluetomorrow.com

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Woman Stabs Sleepwalking Boyfriends Face



Woman Stabs Sleepwalking Boyfriends Face

We read this story twice. Why did she have the knife up to his face again??

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A sleepwalking episode led to a stabbing. The Kansas City Star reported on its Web site Wednesday that the 24-year-old victim suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder. Police said the victim's girlfriend awoke around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday to find her boyfriend urinating in the closet. He was intoxicated when he arrived at his apartment several hours earlier.

Police said the man had a history of sleepwalking and ignored his girlfriend's repeated efforts to wake him up.

He pushed her out of the way as he walked toward the kitchen, and she reportedly became scared that he might hit her.

Police said she grabbed a knife and held it up as he approached. He sustained injuries that are believed to be non-life threatening.


Story source: Fox News (Fair And Balanced...AKA FAB)


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Oklahoma City Bombing Conspirator Terry Nichols Sues Over Prison Food


Oklahoma City Bombing Conspirator Terry Nichols Sues Over Prison Food

About once or twice a month a story comes over the Odd News wire that blows us away.
Here is this month's wild one:

Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols is asking for a court-appointed lawyer to help him with a lawsuit complaining about the food he gets in prison.

Nichols claims in his suit that the federal Supermax prison in Colorado is causing him to "sin against God" because he doesn't get enough whole grains and fresh food.


Read the rest of the story at AOL News

Hey Terry Nichols!! Be thankful you are under the care of the government...you can't even imagine what Fileunderi would be feeding you on a daily basis.


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Mediterranean Diet-Mediterranean Diet Recipes

Mediterranean Diet-Mediterranean Diet Recipes

Recent research suggests that adherence to a Mediterranean Diet, the use of Mediterranean Diet Recipes and a Mediterranean Diet Meal Plan can lengthen your life.
Researchers found that eating more vegetables, fruits, nuts and olive oil, while consuming moderate amounts of alcohol and not a lot of meat, cuts back on the overall mortality rate.

Really.

No...Really!

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Khamenei Vows No Retreat On Iran Election Result-Neda Agha Sultan YouTube


Khamenei Vows No Retreat On Iran Election Result-Neda Agha Sultan YouTube

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei vowed on Wednesday he would not budge in response to protests over a disputed election that has sparked the biggest street demonstrations since the 1979 Islamic revolution.

"I had insisted and will insist on implementing the law on the election issue ... Neither the establishment nor the nation will yield to pressure at any cost," Khamenei said.

Read The Rest Of The Story HERE At Yahoo! News

Meanwhile, the Neda Agha Sultan YouTube Video has turned Neda Agha Sultan into a martyr for the cause.

Also, Iran has arrested several foreign nationals in connection with the protests.
Read the story HERE at CNN.com

Unfortunately, we are quite sure that the Iranian government will snuff out all opposition before long...


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Transformers 2 Rotten Tomatoes-Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen Review


Transformers 2 Rotten Tomatoes-Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen Review

Apparently, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is sucking at Rotten Tomatoes, with a current Tomatometer of only 22%. This doesn't bode well for Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron . Transformers 2, which opens today, is being counted on to pump up this years box office receipts (also sucking) and get the summer blockbusters kicked off right.

While you are here, THIS is the Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen Official Trailer, in case you are the one of ten or so people who haven't seen it...


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Cash For Clunkers 2009-Car Allowance Rebate System



Cash For Clunkers 2009-Car Allowance Rebate System

If you own a 2004 or older vehicle with poor gas mileage, the new Cash For Clunkers 2009 Car Allowance Rebate System may allow you to receive an incentive of $3500 to $4500 towards the purchase of a New Vehicle.

While the kinks still have to be worked out and rules to oversee the program still need to be worked out, The Cash For Clunkers 2009 Bill has been sent to President Obama for his signature.

Here are the particulars of the Car Allowance Rebate System that we have found so far:

1. Your car must be 5 or more years old (2004 or prior)
2. Must be drivable AND currently registered for at least 120 days
3. For SUVs, the new or used vehicle selected MUST have an MPG at least 25% better than the government mandated 21.3 MPG.
4. For cars, the new or used vehicle MUST have an MPG of at least 25% better than the government mandated 27.5 MPG

Here is a story on the Cash For Clunkers 2009 Bill at the Detroit Free Press

AND...

Here is the Government Website for The Cash For Clunkers 2009 Program at http://www.cars.gov/.

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Perez Hilton Assaulted Video HERE-Perez Hilton Assaulted By Black Eyed Peas will.i.am


Perez Hilton Assaulted Video-Perez Hilton Assaulted By Black Eyed Peas will.i.am

In more earth shattering news...celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was assaulted by will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. The assault was reported on Twitter by Perez himself. (911?? Hell no!!! I'm gonna send a Tweet)

Well we just happen to have a link to the video of the assault (really!!)

Here it is at The Inquisitr

What we want to know is...what happened to the vowel in Inquisitr?

Really, we want to know.

The Perez Hilton Assault? Not so much...


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John And Kate Plus 8 Announcement-And Kate Plus 8 No Jon


John And Kate Plus 8 Announcement-Kate Plus 8 No Jon

It seems that Jon and Kate, of the popular TLC Series Jon And Kate Plus 8, will be getting a divorce.

This is surprising (yuk yuk) and earth shattering news. (ha ha)

Perhaps TLC can change the name of the show to Jon Pays Kate Plus 8 Till the 8 are 18...


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Scientology Leader David Miscavige 'Physically Attacked Staff'



Scientology Leader David Miscavige 'Physically Attacked Staff'

The leader of the controversial Church of Scientology routinely physically attacked members of his management team, according to former executives, a Florida newspaper has reported.

Defectors from the controversial organisation who spoke to the St Petersburg Times told the paper that David Miscavige was "constantly denigrating and beating on people". Mike Rinder, the church's spokesman for decades, said he was attacked by Miscavige some 50 times.

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City Misplaces Time Capsule Buried In 1959

City Misplaces Time Capsule Buried In 1959


OVERLAND, Mo., June 21 (UPI) -- Residents of Overland, Mo., say they can't find a time capsule buried in 1959 that was to be used for a local celebration.

Shirley Needy, the Overland Historical Society vice president, said the search was hindered by a lack of a plaque or stone to identify where the capsule was buried five decades ago

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Neda Soltani Protests In Iran Neda YouTube Video




Neda Soltani Protests In Iran Neda You Tube Video

We are sure most of you have seen the Neda YouTube Video...the young woman killed by a sniper during the Iranian Election Protests.

It's awful. Horrible.

We have taken the time to read hundreds of comments on various websites about this incident and the protests taking place in Iran.

We are amazed.

Amazed at the amount of people who believe our Government should get involved in this situation...with responses ranging from a strongly worded statement to out and out meddling in Iranian affairs.

Rather than writing thousands of words calling you out on your feigned outrage and reminding you that Neda Soltani will be forgotten in just a few days, we decided to take the lazy route and do a short essay in pictures:


Just over three decades ago, Iranian "students" took to the streets to protest and support "reform". Do you remember this?








To those of you that cannot believe the tyranny and underhanded shenanigans of the Iranian Government, we give you these:








We don't take to the streets in great numbers anymore, crying for reform or screaming about injustice. Perhaps it is just population wide apathy...or perhaps many of us still have vivid memories of the last time large numbers of Americans took the time to protest what they thought were injustices in government:











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