Man Tries To Rob Subway-Lady Employee Has Other Ideas


A Houston man tried to rob a Subway sandwich shop Monday night, according to police.

When the cashier, Yava Matthews, opened the drawer, 29 year-old Tracy Armstead lunged for the cash drawer and snatched it.

But the Subway employee was not about to just Armstead leave with the cash without a fight.

Read more at TaleofWoe.com


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Encyclopedia Of Life- New Database To Catalogue All The Worlds Known Species


The Encyclopedia Of Life is a new Wiki-type database that will attempt to catalogue all 1.8 million known species on planet Earth.

That's a pretty ambitious project, to say the least.

The Encyclopedia Of Life or EOL is looking for contributors and curators, and also photo contributions.

Check it all out at EOL.org


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Why Spelling Is Important For A Sign Maker





Why Spelling Is Important For A Sign Maker

Everything on the sign above is misspelled except "Exit".

It should be "Rothschild" and "Schofield". "Business" is obvious.

The company that made the sign? Decker Supply Company of Madison, Wisconsin, according to the Wisconsin Department of Transportation

Welcome to Idiocracy


Cook Yourself Thin Diet



**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Is Illegal


From the Fileunderi Sunday Stupidity File:

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is illegal. What? A piece of Americana, beloved by millions, is illegal? Where?

In Hawaii.

Apparently, the Wienermobile visited Hawaii from June 28 to July 19. Over six complaints were filed because the Wienermobile violates a law in Hawaii that bans vehicles for
advertising purposes only. When asked why buses with huge advertising posters were allowed, and the Wienermobile wasn't, a spokesman for The Outer Circle (a beautification group) said,""Unfortunately, those things aren't against the law, and this is."

There are 6 Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles that tour the 50 States.

The Outer Circle has sent a letter to Oscar Mayer asking them to keep their Wienermobile out of Hawaii.

Make that 49 States.

Frankly, we here at Fileunderi are appalled.


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

How To Housebreak A Dog In 7 Days


Do you already have a Dog or are you planning to get one?

Discover An Explosive New Dog Training System
That Will Turn Even The Most Stubborn Dog Into A Fully House-Broken,
Healthy, Happy, Beautiful And Obedient Pet ....In Only 17 Days Or Less
Guaranteed!

This information packed Dog Training Course is going to be your bible in
helping you establish the best possible relationship with your dog , and
avoid those mistakes so many dog owners tend to make.

We have finally perfected a remarkable new Dog Training System, How To House Break A Dog In 7 Days, that is so
powerful, yet so simple and easy to use and learn that anyone... and we
mean anyone... will be able to use to learn how to train a dog in 17 days
or less...

If you don't have a dog right now, but are thinking of buying one, our
membership site will tell you everything that you need to watch out for
before you buy it...
And if your dog is extremely stubborn and disobedient right now (and even
if it has the habit of relieving itself at places that you don't want it
to)...you can now quickly learn the hundreds of secret techniques and
strategies (known only by a few of the TOP experts in this field) that
are present in our private, members' only web site exclusively for dog
lovers...

OK, we know this probably sounds unbelievable, but if you give us just 3
minutes of your time, we'll prove it to you right now...

Click Here For More Information


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

So You Think You Can Dance Breast Cancer Video

Here is the So You Think You Can Dance Breast Cancer Video, featuring Tyce DiOrio's choreography. The dance draws attention to the turmoil of a woman struggling with breast cancer. Get out your hankies before you watch this.

Seriously.




Video Source: You Tube user Monisulim


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Hoboken Mayor Arrested- Peter Cammarano And The 30 Rabbis


What do you think of when you think of international money laundering? If you're the FBI, you think of Hoboken, NJ Mayor Peter Cammarano, Secaucus Mayor Dennis Elwell, state Assemblyman Daniel Van Pelt, and about 30 Rabbis.

The Hoboken mayor was arrested today, along with the rest of the above, in a federal investigation into public corruption and international money laundering, U.S. authorities said.

According to Authorities, the alleged international money laundering ring was "high volume".

Amazingly, Peter Cammarano took office just 23 days ago.

That didn't take long.

Here's a more detailed story from the NY Times


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

The Best Fasting Diet. Does Fasting Work?



The Best Fasting Diet. Does Fasting Work? Or is it Just for the Rich and Infamous?!

By Brad Pilon

I suppose all of us have at one time or another wondered does fasting work? On the surface it appears to make sense, especially for the short term. Less food, giving the body a chance to cleanse itself from unwanted toxins that have managed to take up residence, and allowing the body's natural processes to work. This all seems to make sense. Then we head to the supermarket and are confronted by images of the latest starlet and her emaciated form clinging to life, and wonder what if any benefits are to be found in denying the body the basic building blocks of life? The answers, like in many areas, lies somewhere in between the emphatic abstinence from all fasting, and the fanatic abstinence from all food!

Fasting does have a beneficial effect on our bodies, but only if it's not overdone. We've all seen and heard about famous fasts for political and spiritual reasons, and far be it from me to debate the spiritual benefits one may or may not receive from such an endeavor, (political fasting tends to end badly most of the time) fasting for a health benefit is both a good practice and long a staple of those seeking optimum health.

The key question here is how much and how often. I've become a fan of what is known as “intermittent fasting”, which is the practice, as the name implies, of doing a fast at intermittent periods. There is a lot of latitude here. Some people do as much as alternate day fasting, some one or two days per week. Most people opt for the once or twice per week regimen, in part because many who are employing these methods are on a fitness quest, and to deprive the body further would likely derail their efforts at optimum health.

Doing this type of fasting allows for individuals to still maintain a rigorous workout routine if they so desire, and in fact can benefit that aspect greatly, both by helping to cleanse the body of accumulated toxins by the use of the fasts, as well as by helping to keep additional weight from adding another element to the fitness equation.

Make sure you are healthy enough to employ a fast, without a heart condition, hypoglycemia or other serious medical issues. Start slowly and get used to the lifestyle and see what works for you and you'll have a much greater shot at success. Programs started at light speed sometimes lose their traction as people get discouraged and lose interest. Start slow to ensure success!

You would do well to check out this kind of fasting as a method of not only improving your dietary and general fitness levels, but also for the many added benefits that fasting usually brings around, some of those being a sense of discipline, improved sense of well-being, a real chance for your body to rejuvenate, and an antidote to the fast paced lives we all live.

For more information on Eat Stop Eat,visit Eatstopeat.com
****
Brad Pilon is a nutrition professional with over eight years experience working in the nutritional supplement industry specializing in clinical research management and new product development. Brad has completed graduate studies in nutritional sciences specializing in the use of short term fasting for weight loss.

His trademarked book Eat Stop Eat has been featured on national television and helped thousands of men and women around the world lose fat without sacrificing the foods they love. For more information on Eat Stop Eat,visit Eatstopeat.com


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Town Manager Fired For Marrying Adult Film Star Anabela Mota Janke


We think the members of the Fort Myers Beach Town Council are just jealous:

MIAMI (AP) — A South Florida town manager who married a porn star last year was fired at an emergency meeting after the mayor and council members learned about it.

Fort Myers Beach town council voted 5-0 to fire Scott Janke "without cause" after Mayor Larry Kiker called the Tuesday night meeting.

Kiker said he learned that afternoon that Janke's wife is an adult film star Anabela Mota Janke AKA Jazella Moore, and the elected officials took the action a few hours later.


Read the Rest of the Story at KPLR11.com


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Vibram Fivefingers-Fivefinger Shoes Like Running Barefoot



Today'c Fileunderi cool product? Vibram FivefingersShoes (shown above). These are SWEET! Here is the blurb from the Vibram Fivefinger website:

The typical human foot is an anatomical marvel of evolution with 26 bones, 33 muscles and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments. Like the rest of the body, to keep our feet healthy, they need to be stimulated and exercised.

That’s why we recommend wearing FiveFingers for exercise, play, and for fun. Stimulating the muscles in your feet and lower legs will not only make you stronger and healthier, it improves your balance, agility and proprioception.


Wearing Vibram Fivefinger shoes is just like running barefoot, apparently.

Here is the link to the Vibram Fivefinger website

Enjoy!


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Erin Andrews Video Peep Pictures


We here at Fileunderi have ignored the Erin Andrews video long enough.

For those of you not familiar with the story,and to make a long story short, someone posted a video on the WWW of a blonde woman fully nude fixing her hair and putting on her makeup. The video appears to have been shot through a peephole in a door. The shooter of said video claims it is a famous blonde sports reporter.

Duh. That pretty much narrows it down. ESPN believes it IS in fact Erin Andrews. Just about everyone that is halfway legitimate has pulled the video.

So, where does this stand now?

Apparently, Erin is quite the popular chick, as this little story has been the hot item for a few days now. Believe it or not, there are millions of male type people that want to see her sans clothes.

Here's the problem. Fileunderi has had their ear to the ground for the last couple of days, and is hearing that about 95 percent of the links to "the video" also come with a sweet little virus.

So, no link for you...and we would warn you against searching further.

The NY Post has posted a couple of peep pictures from the video, with the "good parts" blacked out. You will have to use your imagination. Here is the link.

There you have it...the Erin Andrews Video Peep Pictures Story.

And that is all we have to say...about that.


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Massive Earthquake Moved New Zealand Closer To Australia


This just in: The 7.8 magnitude earthquake moved New Zealand closer to Australia.

Yes, according to scientists, the massive earthquake last week that struck the southwest Fiordland region of the South Island has made New Zealand bigger, and therefore closer, to Australia.

How much closer?

About a foot.

Wow. Air fares between the two islands should be lower now.

Read More at Yahoo! News


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

New Alice In Wonderland Trailer


The new teaser Alice In Wonderland trailer has been released. It's not just Alice in Wonderland folks, it's Tim Burtons Alice In Wonderland.

Oh Yeah.

Wow, who would we get to play the Mad Hatter? Hmmm???

Think real hard.

How about Johnny Depp?

Yep.



Video Source: YouTube user kylentertainm


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Taco Bell Dog Dies-Yo Quiero Taco Bell!


In Fileunderi Dog News:

Gidget, the Taco Bell Dog has died. The taco loving Chihuahua, famous for the Taco Bell commercials, was 15. The Taco Bell ads aired in 1997 and beyond, fueling a run on Taco Bell and Mexican Chihuahuas.

Gidget was famous for her line, "Yo quiero Taco Bell,” (”I want Taco Bell!”).

Rest In Peace, Gidget. We'll hammer down 6 or 7 tacos for you tonight.


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Ben Roethlisberger Accuser-Andrea McNulty Photos


Here are the "confirmed" Andrea McNulty Photos...Andrea McNulty is the accuser of sexual assault against Steeler QB Ben Roethlisberger.

According to reports, rumors and half truths: Andrea McNulty has filed a civil suit against Ben Roethlisberger for sexual assault. She maintains that as an employee of a Hotel/Casino, she was called to Roethlisberger's room to repair a TV, he came on to her, she refused, and he sexually assaulted her while she protested said assault.
No criminal chargers were, or are going to be, filed. She is seeking an undisclosed amount of money.

Two interesting things arise from this. When reading comments on various sites that feature the photos of Andrea McNulty, many of the commenters don't believe that Ben really did it because she is, well...er...not perceived as very attractive. Apparently, a Pro Football player would not assault a woman who isn't extremely hot.
Also interesting is ESPN's total lack of coverage of this. Hmmmm....

Here are the links to the photos on Starcasm.net. The photos came from TMZ. That's why they aren't here:

A. We don't republish TMZ photos
B. We don't republish TMZ photos because their idea of "confirmed" and our idea of "confirmed" are on different ends of the spectrum.


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Tasers And Huffing Suspects Don't Mix Well


36 year old Ronald Mitchell of Australia has discovered yet another drawback of a gasoline sniffing habit.

When police were called to arrest Mr. Mitchell, rather than go quietly, he decided to run toward officers with a lighter and a container of gasoline in his hands. Police ordered him to stop. He kept coming. A quick thinking officer decided that the use of immediate deadly force wasn't necessary...so he pulled out his taser and gave Mr. Mitchell a good old fashioned taze.

Can you guess the result?

That's right, Mr. Sniffer burst into flames on the spot.

The quick thinking officer put out the flames with his hands. Mr. Mitchell is currently residing in a Perth hospital in critical condition with 3rd degree burns over 10 percent of his body. He is charged with assault to prevent arrest and possession of a sniffing substance.

On a side note, and 18-year-old woman at the residence decided to throw rocks at the officer as he put out the flames on Mr. Mitchell, causing minor injury. The woman was charged with two counts of assaulting an officer. The officer was treated for a cut to the head, via the rocks, and burns to the hands(self explanatory). Two other people at the house were charged with possession of a sniffing substance.

The officer was not suspended.

Buy Swine Flu Masks


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Tour De France Stage 16 Crash-Jens Voigt Crash

Scraping your face on the pavement is never fun, and this Tour De France Stage 16 crash video is a prime example. The Jens Voigt crash video gives us all a stark reminder of those carefree days of childhood when we got our first road rash...




Video Source: YouTube user cozybeehive

Here are the Tour De France Stage 16 Results:

1. Alberto Contador Astana in 67:33:15
2. Lance Armstrong Astana at 01:37
3. Bradley Wiggins Garmin - Slipstream in 67:35:01 at 01:46
4. Andréas KlÖden Astana in 67:35:32 at 02:17
5. Andy Schleck Team Saxo Bank in 67:35:41 at 02:26
6. Vincenzo Nibali Liquigas in 67:36:06 at 02:51
7. Christophe Le Mevel Francaise Des Jeux in 67:36:24 at 03:09
8. Frank Schleck Team Saxo Bank in 67:36:40 at 03:25
9. Carlos Sastre Cervelo Test Team in 67:37:07 at 03:52
10. Christian Vande Velde Garmin - Slipstream in 67:37:14 at 03:59


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Restrict Calories-Lose Weight-Attain Life Extension


Calorie Restriction for Life Extension

By Tom Venuto
www.BurnTheFat.com

On a recent episode of the Oprah show, one of the guests was a 51 year old man with the heart of a 20 year old. He's been following a calorie restriction plan and they said he might be one of the first people to reach 120 years old by following this plan. There have been stories both in the lay press and scientific press about calorie restriction for years and it has been a frequent talk show topic on other many other TV shows. However, before you cut your calories in half in hopes of adding another decade onto your life, you'd better get the other half of the story they didn't talk about on Oprah.

I’ve seen a lot of strange things in the health field, and although calorie restriction (CR) is the subject of serious and legitimate scientific study, I consider CR to be one of those strange things. Of course, that’s because I choose a different lifestyle - the muscle-friendly Burn The fat, Feed The Muscle lifestyle - but there’s more than one reason why I’m not a CR advocate:

Hunger while dieting is almost always a challenge. There’s some hunger even with conservative calorie deficits of 15-20% under maintenance. Prolonged hunger is one of the biggest reasons people fall off the weight loss diet wagon because it’s unpleasant and difficult to resist. This is why pharmaceutical and supplement companies spend millions of dollars on researching, developing and marketing appetite suppressants. Yet CR advocates put themselves through 30-50% calorie restriction on a daily basis as a way of life in the hopes of extending life span or health.

Practitioners of CR follow a low-calorie lifestyle, but technically, they are not in a chronic 30% calorie deficit. That would be impossible. What happens is their metabolisms get very slow (that’s part of the idea behind CR; if you slow down your metabolism, you allegedly slow down aging). So a 6 foot tall man who would normally require nearly 3,000 calories to maintain his weight, might eventually reach an energy balance at only 1800 or 1900 calories. This is not just due to a ‘starvation mode’ phenomenon, that’s only part of it. It’s primarily because he loses weight until he is very thin and his smaller body doesn’t need many calories any more.

Does caloric restriction really extend lifespan?

The biological mechanisms of lifespan extension through calorie restriction are not fully understood, but researchers say it may involve alterations in energy metabolism (as mentioned above), reduced oxidative damage, improvements in insulin sensitivity, reduction of glycation, modulation of protein metabolism, downregulation of pro-inflammatory genes and functional changes in both neuroendocrine and autonomic nervous systems.

Mouse studies on CR go back as far as 1935 and monkey studies began in the late 1980’s. So far the results are clear on one thing: caloric restriction does increase lifespan in rodents and other lower species (yeast, worms and flies). Studies suggest the life of the laboratory rat is 25% longer with CR (even longer with aggressive CR). Primate studies are still underway and humans have been experimenting with CR for some time. In primates and humans, biomarkers of aging show signs of slower aging with CR. This makes many proponents talk about this CR as if it were a sure-thing, already proven through double-blind randomized clinical human trials.

The truth is, there is NO direct experimental evidence that you will live longer from practicing CR. Due to the length of human lifespans, we will not have the necessary data for at least another generation and perhaps multiple generations. Even then, it will still be highly speculative whether CR will extend human life at all and if so how much. We can only estimate. I’ve seen guesses in the scientific literature ranging from 3 to 13 years, if CR is practiced for an entire adult lifetime.

Jay Phelan, a biologist at UCLA is skeptical. He says the potential life extension is on the lower end of that range and the increase is so small that it’s not worth the semi-starvation:

“There is no current evidence that lifelong caloric restriction leads to increased lifespan in primates. It’s certainly tantalizing that things like blood pressure or heart rate look as though they are a lot healthier and I believe they are. Whether or not this translates to a significantly increased lifespan, I don’t know. I predict that it doesn’t.”

I don’t quibble qualitatively with their results. Yes, it will increase lifespan, but it will not increase it by 50% or 60%, it won’t increase it by 20% or 10%, it might increase it by 2%. So if you tell me that I have to do something horrible for every day of my life for a 2% benefit - for an extra year of life - I say no thanks.”

Is prolonged caloric restriction unhealthy?

When caloric restriction is practiced with optimal nutrition (CRON), it is not inherently unhealthy. Actually, it appears the reverse is true. First, the weight loss that comes with the low calories produces improvements in the health markers, as you would expect. Second, the meticulous choice of food from CRON practitioners, where they pick high nutrient foods and avoid empty calories means that they are making healthy food choices. Third, advocates say that the CR itself improves health. I wonder, however, how much does CR improve health independent of the weight loss and the optimal nutrition?

By losing fat and maintaining an ideal body composition (the fat to muscle ratio) and eating high nutrient density foods, I propose that even at a more normal caloric intake, you will get very significant health and longevity benefits. I also propose that gaining muscle in a natural way (no steroids) will increase your quality of life today and as you get older.

Aside from the fact that we are not lab rats, the truth is, none of us knows when our day will come. We could get plucked off this physical plane at any moment and have no control over how it happens. My belief is that we should make our lifestyle decisions based on quality of life, not just quantity of life. That includes our quality of life today as well as our anticipated quality of life when we are older. Maybe we ought to be focusing more on “health span” than life span.

Downsides of calorie restriction for life extension

One fact about calorie restriction that they often don’t mention on these talk shows is that the benefits of CR decline if you start CR at a later age. This was discussed in a research paper from the Journal of Nutrition called, “Starving for life: what animal studies can and cannot tell us about the use of caloric restriction to prolong human lifespan.” The author of the paper, John Speakman from the School of Biological Sciences at the University of Aberdeen in Scotland, said that the later in life you begin to practice CR, the less of an increase in lifespan you will achieve. Even if the CR proponents are right, if you started in your late 40’s or mid 50’s for example, the benefit would be minimal. If you started in your 60’s the effect would be almost nonexistent. Essentially, you have to “starve for life” to get the benefits.

While some CR proponents claim that they aren’t hungry and they cite studies suggesting that hunger decreases during starvation, Speakman and other researchers say that hunger remains a big problem during CR - especially in today’s modern society where we are surrounded with convenience food and numerous eating cues - and that alone makes CR impractical:

“Neuroendocrine profiles support the idea that animals under CR are continuously hungry. The feasibility of restricting intake in humans for many decades is questionable.”

Let’s suppose for a moment that CR is totally legit and the claims are true. Many of the proposed benefits of CR come at the expense of what many of us are trying to do here: gain and maintain lean body mass. One spokesman for CR is 6 feet tall and 130 pounds. Another poster boy for CR is 6 foot tall and 115 lbs. Measurements of rodents under CR not only show large reductions in skeletal muscle but also bone mass.

I am not suggesting that these CR practitioners are anorexic, a concern that has been raised about CR when practiced aggressively. However, they are losing large amounts of fat-free tissue and that is plainly obvious for all to see when you look at their bony physiques. I am not imposing my body standards on others, but 115 to 130 lbs at 6 foot tall is underweight for a man by any standard. Furthermore, researchers say that at the body mass indices sustained by most voluntary CR practitioners, we would expect females to become amenorrheic. “One thing that is completely incompatible with a CR lifestyle is reproduction” says Speakman.

With that kind of atrophy, I have to wonder what their quality of life will be like in old age. While many people struggle with body fat for most of their adult lives, I’m sure almost everyone knows an elderly person who wrestles with the opposite problem: they are seriously underweight and they struggle to eat enough and maintain lean body mass.

My grandmother, before she passed away, was under 80 lbs. We could not get her to eat. She was weak and very frail. I have reported many times about the research showing how most overweight people under estimate calorie intake and eat more than they think or admit. In elder care homes, the research has often showed the opposite - the patients over estimate how much they eat. They swear they are eating enough, but they arent and they keep losing dangerous amounts of weight. With underweight, atrophied seniors, weakness means less functionality and lower quality of life and a fall can mean more than broken bones, it can be life-threatening.

Life extension with more muscle

While there is a commonality between CRON and the way I recommend eating (high nutrient density, low calorie density foods), in most regards, CR is the opposite of my approach. In my Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle program, we go for a higher energy flux nutrition program, which means that because we are weight training and doing cardio and leading a very active lifestyle, we get to eat more. Because we are so active and well-trained, the eating more does not have a negative effect as it would on a sedentary person, who might get sick and fat from the additional calories. We active folks take those calories, burn them for energy, partition them into lean muscle tissue and we enjoy a faster metabolism and extremely high quality of life.

As a bodybuilder, CR is not compatible with my priorities, but hypothetically speaking, if I were to practice a lower calorie lifestyle, I wouldn’t follow an aggressive CR approach. I’d probably do as the Okinawans do. They have a very simple philosophy: hari hachi bu: eat until you are only 80% full. While this does not mean there is a carefully measured 20% calorie deficit, it’s consistent with what we practice in the Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle lifestyle for a fat loss phase, and avoiding overeating is certainly a smart way to avoid obesity and health problems. Incidentally, the Okinawans eat about 40% less than Americans, and 11% less than they should, according to standard caloric intake guidelines, and they live 4 years longer than Americans.

If someone is being “sold” on CR by an enthusiastic CR spokesperson, or simply curious after watching the latest TV talk show (where they are looking for controversial stories), it’s important to know that there is more than one side to the story. If you carefully read the entire body of research on CR, you will see that the experts are split right down the middle in their opinions about whether CR will really work. CR for humans remains highly controversial and there are no guarantees that this will extend your life.

Researchers at the National Institutes of Health in Baltimore, MD put it this way:

“Because it is unlikely that an experimental study will ever be designed to address this question in humans, we respond that “we think we will never know for sure.” We suggest that debate of this question is clearly an academic exercise.”

In closing, let me go back to one of the original questions I was asked: “Can the BFFM food plan also be thought as a longevity lifestyle, but with more muscle mass?” Absolutely beautifully said! That’s precisely what Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle is.

I believe that by making healthy food choices but doing so at a higher level of calorie intake and expenditure, that we can fend off sarcopenia - the age related decline in muscle mass that debilitates many seniors - while enjoying a more muscular physique, greater strength, and a less restrictive lifestyle. Most gerontologists agree - by making simple lifestyle changes that include strength training and good nutrition, you can easily turn back the biological clock 10 years without going hungry.

For more information about Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle, the “longevity lifestyle with more muscle”, visit: www.BurnTheFat.com

Train hard and expect success,

Tom Venuto
Fat Loss Coach
www.BurnTheFat.com



About the Author:

Tom Venuto is a fat loss expert, lifetime natural (steroid-free) bodybuilder, independent nutrition researcher, freelance writer, and author of the #1 best selling diet e-book, Burn The Fat, Feed The Muscle: Fat-Burning Secrets of The World’s Best Bodybuilders & Fitness Models (e-book) which teaches you how to get lean without drugs or supplements using secrets of the world's best bodybuilders and fitness models. Learn how to get rid of stubborn fat and increase your metabolism by visiting: www.burnthefat.com

July 20 1969- Did Humans Really Land On The Moon?


On July 20 1969, Americans and the world sat transfixed in front of their televisions as Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. Arguably one of the greatest events in human history, the moon dust kicked up by Armstrong was the culmination of almost a decade of hard work, vast sums of money, numerous lift offs and splash downs, and the untimely deaths of three Apollo astronauts on a launch pad.

So...did "we" really set foot on the moon? There are those that believe that NASA and the government knew early on that this was an impossible task, and a great conspiracy was formed to dupe the world. The astronauts never actually left earth, and all the photos we have seen, and celebrate, were taken on a stage in the good ole U.S.A.

We here at Fileunderi love the tin foil hat types, but would like to blow a couple of very large holes in your little scenario:

1. Like the "Bush and Company had the Twin Towers Blown Up on 9/11" fantasy, a conspiracy of this magnitude would require the participation of several hundred, if not thousands, of people. People have big mouths AND greed takes over when they think of the paycheck that awaits if they spill their guts. Speaking of big mouths, government employees have the BIGGEST mouths. There is no way that hundreds or thousands of people are going to keep their mouths shut over something this big. Sorry.

2. The most "damning evidence" the tinfoils have is the pics of the flag. "It shouldn't do that on the moon!", they cry. Come on people, this is 4th grader stuff:

On July 20, 1969, two Apollo 11 astronauts planted an American flag on the surface of the moon. The flag was a standard 3-foot-by-5-foot nylon flag that was altered by sewing a hem along the top. A telescoping crossbar, hinged to the flagpole, was extended through this hem so that when the flag was planted on the Moon, it would stand out instead of hanging limp against the flagpole (as it would normally do, since there is no wind on the Moon). When the flag was planted, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had a little trouble getting the telescoping crossbar to extend to its full length, and so it ended up being a little shorter than it should have been. As a result, the flag was bunched up slightly and looked like it was actually “waving in the breeze.”

'Nuff said.

Happy 40th Anniversary Apollo 11




Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Texting Boston Trolley Operator Faces Up To 3 Years In Prison


The Boston trolley operator who rear ended another trolley while texting his girlfriend faces up to 3 years in prison. Aiden Quinn pleaded not guilty today to charges of gross negligence.

Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley's office used a statute that is 135 years old to charge Quinn criminally, gross negligence by a person in control of a train. The statute has been seldom , if ever, used in Massachusetts courts.

James L Sultan, Quinn's current attorney, says that Quinn's "life has been shattered" because he is facing up to three years in prison and he has been fired from his job.

"He's doing his best to face the situation," Sultan said.

Sultan also said, "I think they picked the wrong statute to prosecute this individual."

Hmmm...so what's the story here?

On May 8 Quinn was typing on his cellphone, without looking at the track, while the train he was operating traveled for almost 600 feet through a tunnel, at about 25 miles per hour, running a yellow and a red light. When he finally looked up, his trolley was 8 feet from the rear of another trolley stopped on the tracks.

The end result of his texting his sweetie on the job?

3 trolleys destroyed, 9 million dollars in damage and 62 people injured. None of the injuries were life threatening, but one 28-year-old woman suffered a broken pelvis and may not walk again. A 19-year-old Salem woman suffered a concussion and broken vertebrae. A woman 5 months pregnant was injured, although there doesn't seem to be any complications due to the accident.

Our view? Most people in this country have trouble operating anything motorized when they are paying attention. Most people have a hard enough time just texting, let alone texting while trying to operate a motorized vehicle.

Give him the three years.

"Hang 'em High" Fileunderi

Emmy Awards-Emmy Nominations 2009


Here is the Emmy Nominations 2009 list...for those of you who care about the Emmy Awards:


Outstanding Comedy Series
ENTOURAGE
FAMILY GUY
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
THE OFFICE
30 ROCK
WEEDS

Outstanding Drama Series
BIG LOVE
BREAKING BAD
DAMAGES
DEXTER
HOUSE
LOST
MAD MEN

Outstanding Reality Competition
THE AMAZING RACE
AMERICAN IDOL
DANCING WITH THE STARS
PROJECT RUNWAY
TOP CHEF


Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama
Brian Cranston, BREAKING BAD
Gabriel Byrne, IN TREATMENT
Michael C Hall, DEXTER
Hugh Laurie, HOUSE
John Hamm, MAD MEN
Simon Baker, THE MENTALIST

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama
Kyra Sedgwick, THE CLOSER
Glenn Close, DAMAGES
Mariska Hargitay, LAW & ORDER: SVU
Elisabeth Moss, MAD MEN
Sally Field. BROTHERS & SISTERS
Holly Hunter

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy
Jermaine Clement, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Steve Carell, THE OFFICE
Alec Baldwin, 30 ROCK
Jim Parsons, BIG BANG THEORY
Tony Shaloub, MONK
Charlie Sheen, TWO AND A HALF MEN

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy
Christina Applegate, SAMANTHA WHO
Toni Collette, UNITED STATES OF TARA
Tina Fey, 30 ROCK
Julia Louise-Dreyfus, NEW ADVENTURES…
Mary Louise Parker, WEEDS
Sarah Silverman, THE SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama
Cherry Jones, 24
Rose Byrne, DAMAGES
Sandra Oh, GREY’S ANATOMY
Chandra Wilson, GREY’S ANATOMY
Dianne Wiest, IN TREATMENT

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
Christian Clemenson, BOSTON LEGAL
Michael Emerson, LOST
William Hurt, DAMAGES
Aaron Paul, BREAKING BAD
William Shatner, BOSTON LEGAL
John Slattery, MAD MEN

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Kristin Chenoweth, PUSHING DAISIES
Jane Krakowski, 30 ROCK
Elizabeth Perkins, WEEDS
Amy Poehler, SNL
Kristin Wiig, SNL
Vanessa Williams, UGLY BETTY

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Jon Cryer, TWO AND A HALF MEN
Kevin Dillon, ENTOURAGE
Tracy Morgan, 30 ROCK
Jack McBrayer, 30 ROCK
Neil Patrick Harris, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston, 30 ROCK
Elaine Stritch, 30 ROCK
Betty White, UGLY BETTY
Tina Fey, SNL
Christine Baranski, THE BIG BANG THEORY

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series
Alan Alda, 30 ROCK
Beau Bridges, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Jon Hamm, MAD MEN
Steve Martin, 30 ROCK
Justin Timberlake, SNL

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence, GREY’S ANATOMY
Ellen Burstyn, LAW & ORDER: SVU
Brenda Blethyn, LAW & ORDER: SVU
Carol Burnett, LAW & ORDER: SVU
CCH Pounder, THE NO. 1 LADIES’ DETECTIVE AGENCY

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series
Edward Asner, CSI NY
Ernest Borgnine, ER
Ted Danson, DAMAGES
Michael J. Fox, RESCUE ME
Jimmy Smits, DEXTER

Outstanding Host for a Reality Competition Program
Tom Bergeron, DANCING WITH THE STARS
Phil Keoghan ,THE AMAZING RACE
Heidi Klum, PROJECT RUNWAY
Padma Lakshmi, Tom Colicchio, TOP CHEF
Jeff Probst, SURVIVOR
Ryan Seacrest, AMERICAN IDOL


Allrighty then...



Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

DC Mom Accused Of Killing 4 Daughters Cited Demons


DC Mom Accused Of Killing 4 Daughters Cited Demons

A woman accused of killing her four daughters told police in an interview that the girls were possessed by demons and that she got rid of most of the family's possessions to contain the evil spirits.
A District of Columbia Superior Court judge spent a second day Tuesday reviewing a recording of a police interrogation of Banita Jacks. The decomposing bodies of Jacks' daughters—ages 5 to 17—were discovered in January 2008 when U.S. marshals came to evict her from her southeast Washington home.

Read More At Breitbart.com


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Free Cell Phones For The Poor Folks In Colorado


Free Cell Phones For The Poor Folks In Colorado

Thousands of low-income Coloradans reliant on public assistance could get a free cellphone under a plan before the state Public Utilities Commission.

If approved, the plan by TracFone Wireless in Miami would make Colorado the 17th state it has settled into with free cell service for the indigent, a form of wireless welfare that proponents say taps into one of the last untapped markets for the telecom technology.

Read More At DenverPost.com


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Pay Phones Get Warning Stickers-No Drug Dealing


Pay Phones Get Warning Stickers-No Drug Dealing


Warning stickers are being placed on some pay phones in Calgary in a bid to keep drug dealers from using them for criminal activities.

The stickers will be put on 30 pay phones as part of a pilot project.


Read the rest of the story at CBCNews.ca


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Hoodia - Does Hoodia Really Work For Fat Loss?


Hoodia - Does Hoodia Really Work For Fat Loss?


By Vince DelMonte


If you are anxious to get fat loss going, you've likely looked into the diet supplement, hoodia. Hoodia gordonii is a plant that was used in South African many years ago by hunters who would need to go for long durations of time without food and grows very slowly in harsh conditions and needs to be harvested for four to five years before it's ready.

But how well does Hoodia really work for fat loss? Many people turn to hoodia thinking it is the answer to all their prayers. Never hungry? Sounds like a dietary dream. After all, following a diet should be easy if you never have any feelings of hunger, shouldn't it?

Unfortunately, it isn't so simple.

First off, if you are a trying to get a lean, sexy midsection, not eating is the last thing you want to be doing. Sure, you definitely will need to eat less in order to lose body fat, but if you aren't eating enough, you'll actually just lose muscle rather than body fat. Since muscle tissue is your calorie burning engine, destroying it would be counterproductive to getting the results you want.

Who wants a slower metabolism at the end of the day? That'll just make further fat loss next to impossible.

If hoodia is affecting your natural hunger signals, it will be hard to get in the foods that you do need - the foods that will work with your body to lose the body fat while still keeping muscle tissue intact.

Secondly, you must understand that hoodia is not a thoroughly tested product and cannot be deemed safe. If you take enough of it, it can actually damage your metabolism, causing a variety of thyroid issues that will be stuck with you into the future. While fat loss and getting abs is important, you must do it a healthy way so that you don't do anything disrupting to your health.

Finally, hoodia diet pills are by no means a proper method to losing abdominal fat. In order to lose abdominal fat, you're going to have to find a method that will be sustainable over the long term. If you think that you're just going to skip eating for the years to come, you are very mistaken. You will not get the proper nutrients you need to sustain life, therefore, to put it bluntly, using hoodia as a means to help you maintain fat loss could very well put you in the hospital with severe malnutrition.

What you need is a diet that supplies all the nutrients you need, while still being affective with stomach fat loss. Then, you'll also need to make sure this diet is something you can work into your lifestyle so that your abs aren't going to be just covered up by more body fat again once you move off the diet.

The more time you waste chasing after gimmicky supplements that only hurt you in the long run, the more time you spend without the results you are after.



----------------------------------
About the Author:

Vince DelMonte is the author of Your Six Pack Quest found at http://www.YourSixPackQuest.com

He specializes in helping decipher the truths and myths about all the supplements such as hoodia that are marketed for helping you achieve a six pack.

Cats Exploit Humans By Purring


From the BBC:

Cats Exploit Humans By Purring

Cat owners may have suspected as much, but it seems our feline friends have found a way to manipulate us humans.

Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a "soliciting purr" to overpower their owners and garner attention and food.


Read More At BBC


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

In Pennsylvania If Mom Cant Pay Adult Child Must


In Pennsylvania If Mom Cant Pay Adult Child Must

This one's going to blow baby boomers' minds. It concerns a little-known law dating to Elizabethan England suddenly being enforced with gusto in Pennsylvania. The law can force adult children to pay their parents' health-care costs.

If Mom and Pop can't pay, you pay. If they have the money but refuse to pay, you pay. If you don't, watch your credit rating sink under the weight of a legal judgment that will haunt you for life.


Read More At The Philadelphia Inquirer


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Woman Pulls Gun At WalMart


Woman Pulls Gun At WalMart

PORT ANGELES -- A 37-year-old woman was arrested after the Clallam County Sheriff's Department said she threatened several people with a handgun in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Clallam County Undersheriff Ron Peregrin said Teresa Nadine Dumdie of Port Angeles threatened four other customers with a .22 caliber handgun at 4:54 p.m. Friday outside the store at 3500 E. U.S. Highway 101.


Read More At The Peninsula Daily News


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Woman Dies Following Voodoo Ritual


Woman Dies Following Voodoo Ritual


Investigators are awaiting the cause of death of a person who was found unresponsive after a voodoo cleansing ritual in Camden County.


Read More At Philly.com


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Woman Told To Leave Bar Returns-But Not On Foot

Woman Told To Leave Bar Returns-But Not On Foot


A 41-year-old Sheppton woman who was ordered to leave a Schuylkill County bar last night because she showed visible signs of intoxication ended up back in the bar while inside her vehicle and passed out, according to state police.


Read More At The Morning Call.com


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Emma Watson Underwear Photos Will Lead Your Child To Hell


Emma Watson Underwear Photos Will Lead Your Child To Hell

Sometimes you forget about the fringe elements in our society as you happily whistle while you work...

But, every once in a while, you happen upon an article or website that either makes you scream with laughter or scratch your head as you wonder aloud: WTF is this??

The following is just such an article, pulled from a fine website known as Christwire.org (Conservative Values For An Unsaved World):



"Harry Potter is an evil movie that teaches kids about demons and sex acts, then encourages to go home to fornicate each other and spread disease.

For years now liberal supporters of this dangerous film series have denied the allegations and tried to convince parents out there that Harry Potter and his little flussy friend Hermione Granger are good little Christians.

What a bottle of veiled lies! I don’t know too many good Christian girls that wear dresses designed to melt away in a little rainstorm! Warning: The following image media is highly immoral and contains material not suited for all readers. Please pray and then have women/children leave the room before viewing.

Emma Watson Shows Underwear With Immoral Melting Dress

Men of faith, the young women in that picture is none other that Hermione Granger (Emma Watson)! You can bet that rainstorm was simply a bit of sweat pouring off Satan’s brow, as he was hot in excitement with all the little souls that will be pouring into hell once they see this movie!

If you don’t want your innocent teen son to have unnatural thoughts about a girl’s body or want your precious teen daughter to grow up to be a hooker, BAN HARRY POTTER!

These new movies will just cause your children to get infected by demons then go on to smoke drugs like magic mint then get pregnant with welfare babies. Forbid your children to see this movie this weekend!

When your kids naturally cry and say Sally and John’s mom let them go, ask them how they would like to die a death of drug needled arms and AIDS, then burn for hell for all eternity. Because that’s all a movie about magicians and starring women who strip to their panties in public will lead you!"


Now here is a word from the author of the above article:

If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack. Follow me on twitters.

We love that...y'all just get out of my country.

Finally, here is a message from pastor Jack (apparently the webmaster):


My Dear Friends and Fellow Parents,

Satan’s favorite movie season is drawing near, and his target audience is our children. Year in and year out, he creates movies that will corrupt the pure minds of your son and daughter; the very minds you have tried to protect and guide into a good adult life.

It is up to you, and you alone, to protect your children from the lurking danger of these demon crafted Hollywood films this summer.

Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince is the most dangerous movie. The plot will teach your son and daughter how to perform black arts, which can lead them to join occults and perform virgin death ceremony and bizarre pagan animal sacrifices.

If that’s not startling enough, imagine the guilt in your heart when you find out your kids die of a drug overdose or get pregnant with AIDS just because you were a negligent parent and allowed them to see these dangerous Harry Potter films.

Prove you love your child and sign our petition to BAN HARRY POTTER today. Your children, and your future grandchildren, will thank you for it. God bless.



Well, damn. We had planned to take our kids (19,16,15 and 12) opening day...and now when we get home, they are gonna be fornicating all over the place.

Shucks.




Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Top 10 Diet Rule Experiment: How To Tell If A Diet Will Work For You

Top 10 Diet Rule Experiment: How To Tell If A Diet Will Work For You


If you and I went to the local magazine stand and scanned the covers of the fitness magazines we would find dozens of ‘weight loss’ rules.

In fact we could spend the rest of the week reading magazines about the latest greatest weight loss tricks many of which may actually work for someone. But realistically there’s just no way you could actually follow ALL of them. So how do you know which ones are right for you?

The easy answer is you have to decide which rules fit best for YOUR life and then try to stick to just one or two that will make the most sense for you and have the most benefit.

This may be the first time in your life you become a scientist, and your experiment is you. Here’s what you do…

Browse any of the popular magazines, blogs, websites or anywhere you like to get fitness information. Read up on the diet and weight loss tips and tricks, these could be simple changes like not drinking calories, or a bigger philosophy like limiting the amount of carbs that you eat.

Make a top 10 list of diet strategies you’d like to try, and that sound doable to you. At this point add one new diet strategy to your life for two weeks. Record your bodyweight at the beginning of the two weeks and again at the end. If you haven’t lost any weight this strategy doesn’t work (for you). Discard it and move on to the next one.

This is the simplest way to tell if something will work for YOU. If the strategy you picked sounds like a good idea but seems too difficult for you to manage then it’s simply not a good fit for you in this stage of your life. If it worked for your friend but not for you that’s ok, there will be one that works just for you, this is why you make a top 10 list and try each of them, one at a time.

Let’s suppose you find one that works over a two week period and you don’t want to stop. That’s fine, just add the next one in the list, if you can handle more than one strategy at once more power to you and you’ll probably lose fat even faster. My guess is that sticking to more than one or two rules will be almost impossible, so it will be pretty easy to tell which strategy is really working.

For me the simpler the diet is the better, (which is the main premise behind Eat Stop Eat).

Even when you are following the Eat Stop Eat lifestyle you can still use the top 10-diet rule as a way to guide how you eat on your ‘eat days’.

The top 10 diet rule experiment is the fastest way to find dietary habits that work for you - after all you’ll never know until you try.

For More Information Please Visit This Website

****
Brad Pilon is a nutrition professional with over eight years experience working in the nutritional supplement industry specializing in clinical research management and new product development. Brad has completed graduate studies in nutritional sciences specializing in the use of short term fasting for weight loss.

His trademarked book Eat Stop Eat has been featured on national television and helped thousands of men and women around the world lose fat without sacrificing the foods they love. For more information on Eat Stop Eat, visit Eat Stop Eat


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE

Babies On Skates-Evian Water Skating Babies Ad


We here at Fileunderi are still laughing our ass off after our first viewing of the Babies On Skates ad. As a matter of fact, we haven't laughed this hard at a commercial since our first viewing of the baby giving financial advice ads. Anyway, this ad campaign by Evian Water may not sell a single bottle of tap...er...natural spring water in a bottle, but it should give you a good chuckle. You may not find it as funny as we do, but hey...we are easily amused.

The Evian Water Skating Babies Ad



Video Source: YouTube User NewMusicVideoTube


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out FatLoss4Idiots.com by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Google Operating System-Chrome OS On The Way


In other news that most everyone knew was coming before it happened:

Google is taking another step in their bid to rule the world by releasing a Google Operating System to the masses. The Chrome OS has been rumored in dark corners of the internet, now Google admits that they are going to release the Google OS monster on the world.

From the Google Operating System blog (unofficial news and tips about Google):

"Google's blog announces a natural extension of the Chrome project: an operating system for netbooks. "Google Chrome OS is an open source, lightweight operating system that will initially be targeted at netbooks. Later this year we will open-source its code, and netbooks running Google Chrome OS will be available for consumers in the second half of 2010."

Read the whole Schmere HERE

We still think that someday we will be eating tacos from Google Bell...

65 Year Old Woman Faces Possible Jail Time For Feeding Feral Cats


A 65 year old Beverly Hills,California (where else?) woman faces possible jail time and a $1000 fine for a most heinous crime...feeding feral cats.

Now this isn't some crazy old lady living in a feline infested home...well, read the story below. Notice one of the residents stating it's a BIG problem.

BIG?

Only in Beverly Hills.

Read the story at The Beverly Hills Courier


Buy Swine Flu Masks


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Nicole Bobek Mugshot-Skating To Court


Nicole Bobek, the 1995 Figure Skating U.S. champion and Bronze Medal winner at the World Figure Skating Championships that year, has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine.

According to authorities, she was a major player in a large meth rink...er...ring.

Not sure why this is a shock, or even news. We don't even remember her, and after Tonya Harding, nothing figure skaters do surprises us...

Anyway,the Nicole Bobek mugshot has yet to be released, so here are some Nicole Bobek pics.

Maybe you will remember her.





Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Little People Ask FCC To Ban The Word Midget


And yet another item from the "You Have Gotta Be Kidding Me" File:

The group Little People of America have called on the FCC to ban the word "midget" from broadcast TV. No, not "could you ask shows to be a little more sensitive to our littleness". Ban the word midget. Period.

Apparently, the little request was prompted by an episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. In this particular episode, contestants created an ad titled "Jesse James and the Midgets".

Not exactly PC, and probably way over the line of good taste.

But...

BAN the word??

The Little People group equates the M word with a racial slur.

Sorry, but we here at Fileunderi can only say...Grow Up. Figuratively, of course.

And we close with this:

Midget, Midget, Midget.

Ban that.



Cook Yourself Thin Diet



***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Lyric Hearing Aid- 100% Invisible Hearing Aid


Have you heard about the Lyric Hearing Aid?

The Lyric Hearing Aid is being touted as the world's first 100% Invisible Hearing Aid. Also dubbed as one the smallest extended wear hearing aids, the maintenance free instrument can be placed deeply in the ear canal by an audiologist and then you go back every three months or so and have it replaced.

Sweet!!

What's that you say? WE haven't got ours yet.

Check out the Lyric Hearing Aid at the Lyric Hearing Website HERE



Cook Yourself Thin Diet



***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Robert McNamara Finally Dies




Robert McNamara, the controversial Secretary of Defense under John F Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson from 1961 to 1968 has died. Finally.

Seriously, for those of you old enough to remember the goings on in the Sixties, doesn't it seem like the guy should be about 150 years old?

Read more about Robert McNamara HERE.

McNamara was 93.



Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry Charged With Stalking



Speaking of wrecks, here's a story about a perpetual wreck, Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Police say former Washington Mayor Marion Barry has been arrested and charged with stalking a woman.

Read More of the Story at MyWay News


Buy Swine Flu Masks



**********************

Enter to win a new Gateway computer Enter Now!


WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!

Why Did The Ducklings Cross The Busy Interstate?

An Illinois man stopped on I-90/94/39 near Arlington on Friday morning to let some ducks cross the road and caused a pileup involving at least six cars, according to the Wisconsin State Patrol.

Read more at the Journal-Sentinal Online

We love animals as much as the next person, but this guy STOPPED on an Interstate for some ducks??


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Jennifers Body Trailer- More Megan Fox




More Megan Fox

Haven't seen enough of Megan Fox? Shocktillyoudrop.com has released a trailer of Megan's new movie Jennifers Body.

Jennifer's Body tells the story of a high school girl who is possessed by a demon and starts eating the boys in her school.

Yum.

See the trailer HERE

By the way, Jennifer's Body was written by Diablo Cody, the writer of Juno and The United States Of Tara.


Buy Swine Flu Masks


********************






WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!

Steve McNair And Sahel Kazemi- Sahel Kazemi Pic


Sahel Kazemi Pic

By now, you have probably heard the news about the death of Steve McNair And Sahel Kazemi. They were found shot to death in a downtown Nashville condo/apartment. The door was locked from the inside. Steve McNair was shot multiple times. Sahel Kazemi died from a single gunshot to the head. The weapon was found near Kazemi. Sahel Kazemi was a 20 year old nobody. Steve McNair was a 13 year NFL veteran quarterback. He was definitely famous, probably rich, and he was married.

There are those on the net pushing the theory that McNair and Kazemi were shot by Steve McNair's wife and it was made to look like a murder-suicide.

Bah.

We'll see, but this has "young psycho that hooked up with a married ex-NFL player and decided she wanted him to herself" written all over it. When she couldn't, she went off the deep end.


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE