Robin Williams Peace Plan A Plan For Peace By Robin Williams

Robin Williams' Peace Plan

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan..'

1) 'The US / UK / AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never
'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,
South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.. No one allowed sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers..
If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough..)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' ' Please, Americans! Pass this video, or these words, or this message
in whatever way via email, twitter, snail mail, voicemail.
And thank you ..GOD BLESS us! GOD BLESS AMERICA still!! ."


Pass it on people...

(By the way, Robin Williams didn't come up with this. In fact...he had nothing to do with it at all. But, it's still one hell of a plan)


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I am surprised that he had the guts to say all of this stuff out loud. Many of us think it but wow! One of his most serious/funny rants ever!

Brian O'Mara-Croft said...

If you shaved him, he'd be one third of the size. He must be the most hirsute human being since we last evolved.