Showing posts with label Weird news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird news. Show all posts
The Gummy Snake That's 7 Feet Long
We could so eat all 27 pounds and 36,000 calories of this SEVEN FOOT LONG GUMMY SNAKE
Read more about it HERE
Breaking The Law On A Walmart Scooter
From our "Breaking the Law! Breaking the Law!" File:
How many laws do you think YOU can break on a Walmart scooter?
In order to outbreak Marcus Earl Degraphenreed from the great state of Indiana, you will have to break 5 laws on your Walmart scooter. Observe:
1. Mr. Degraphenreed (henceforth known as Mr. D) was initially pulled over in Indiana 35 because he was, well, on Indiana 35. On a motorized scooter.
2. Mr. D was going northbound on Indiana 35. I mention this because the traffic in his lane was headed southbound.
There's more...
3. Mr. D wasn't on just any old scooter, he was on a (you guessed it) Walmart scooter. When asked by the police where he got it from, Mr. D said, "I found it". Mr. D wouldn't elaborate, but we are just guessing here that he found it at his nearest Walmart.
4. We have saved the best for last. Police noticed that Mr. D was glassy eyed and disoriented. Could it be? Well, the police thought so, and arrested Mr. D on peliminary charges of driving (scootering?) under the influence, and theft. Mr. D was transported to a local hospital for a blood-alcohol test.
The scooter was returned to Walmart.
Your challenge, Fileunderi fans, is to break FIVE laws on a Walmart scooter. Please let us know how you did.
And send pics or a video...
Guam To Use Baby Mice Bombs To Eradicate Brown Snake Infestation
Mice bombs-the new weapons of mass destruction:
(Reuters) - Declaring war against invasive brown tree snakes infesting the Pacific U.S. territory of Guam, wildlife officials plan this spring to bomb the island with dead baby mice stuffed with a common pain-killing medicine that is poisonous to the reptiles.
Brown tree snakes, believed to have been inadvertently carried to Guam around the end of World War Two aboard U.S. military vessels, have become major pests blamed for wiping out native bird populations on the island.
Wildlife officials have worried for day reach other Pacific islands, especially Hawaii, nearly 4,000 miles (6,400 km) to the east, raising further environmental havoc.
"Guam is a very unique situation," said William Pitt, a wildlife biologist at the U.S. Agriculture Department's National Wildlife Research Center in Hawaii. "There is no other place in the world that has a snake issue like Guam."
The project is set to begin in March or April with dead newborn mice being dropped by helicopter over jungle areas where the snakes are most heavily concentrated.
One initial target will be the vicinity of Andersen Air Force Base, which is surrounded by dense vegetation and is seen as a potential starting point for snakes that might end up as stowaways aboard departing aircraft.
Stuffed into the mouth of each infant mouse will be acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol and other over-the-counter pain-relief medications, which is toxic to snakes "and not a lot of other animals," Pitt said.
In an attempt to keep the baited mice off the ground, each tiny rodent will be attached to a strand of ribbon between pieces of cardboard designed to drop in a loop and catch in the canopy of trees, he said.
The goal of the aerial assault, which will eventually involving the dropping of some 2,000 mice in all, is not to eradicate but to curtail and control the brown tree snake population on the island, Pitt said.
(Reporting by Kevin Gray; Writing by Steve Gorman; Editing by Lisa Shumaker
Man Buys Holster, Wishes He Had Left Gun In His Glovebox
From the "They Didn't Cover Holstering In The Conceal Carry Course" File:
An Indiana man was at Bill Goodman's Gun And Knife Show in Dayton Saturday and decided to purchase a holster for his handgun. The 50-year-old, a conceal carry permit holder, proudly took his new holster out to the parking lot, got in his car, and went to holster his gun...
And promptly shot himself.
The Indiana man was rushed to a nearby hospital, where sources say the bullet fatally wounded a finger on his left hand. They will not be able to reattach the finger.
Local police say they will not file any charges. The man was not identified, for obvious reasons.
Lion Remembers His Rescuer and Gives Her A Hug
From the "Awww...That's So Sweet!" File:
Read this before watching the video:
The woman in the video found the lion, injured in the forest, on the verge of death. She took the lion home with her and nursed it back to health. Later, when the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion. Some time passed before the woman had a chance to visit the zoo. This video was taken when she walked up to the lion's cage to see how he was doing. Watch the lion's reaction when he sees her!!
Read this before watching the video:
The woman in the video found the lion, injured in the forest, on the verge of death. She took the lion home with her and nursed it back to health. Later, when the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion. Some time passed before the woman had a chance to visit the zoo. This video was taken when she walked up to the lion's cage to see how he was doing. Watch the lion's reaction when he sees her!!
Hit And Run Driver Posts on Facebook
From our "Did The Police "Like" This Post?" File:
Police in Oregon said a drunken driving suspect was busted after posting about his escapades on Facebook.
Astoria police said they were contacted by Facebook friends of Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, after he posted on Facebook about driving under the influence of alcohol and hitting a vehicle, The Daily Astorian reported Tuesday.
Read the rest of the story HERE
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Woman: My Boyfriend Choked Me With His Dreadlocks
From our "Now that was a hair raising experience" File:
An Oregon woman has filed a complaint against her boyfriend for assaulting her AND choking her with his dreadlocks
Read the whole story HERE
Do Not Call Group Fined For Illegal Phone Contacts
From our "The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Is Doing" File:
Service Stream Solutions, which operates the Do Not Call List, has been fined $110,000 because another division made over 6,000 illegal calls to Melbourne, Australia citizens and trying to talk them into installing low-energy light bulbs, standby power controllers and low-flow showerheads.
When contacted by us, the CEO of Service Stream Solutions said, "Dang! My bad."
An Australian Communications and Media Authority investigation found the numbers were incorrectly included on a calling list during a 10-week campaign from November, 2011.
In addition to paying the fine, the company will review its calling list processes and give staff legal training.
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Hey Beer Man! Bear Family Consumes 100 Beers
From the "Do you prefer foreign or domestic?" File:
In beautiful Norway, a mama bear and her family of three cubs are suspected of breaking into a remote cabin and downing 100 or so beers. According to the cabin's owner, the contents of said cabin are absolutely trashed, and the bears TORE DOWN a cabin wall to gain access to the brew bounty.
Everything inside the cabin was smashed or destroyed, including the stove,oven,cupboards, shelves, and the beds. (no word on whether one of the beds was juuussst right.) The bear family also consumed any and all food in the cabin.
The owner of the cabin fears that the bears might return to the area.
No kidding?
Death Star Wedding Cake
A Death Star Wedding Cake...that's no moon, it's a space station.
Is the force with the happy couple? I don't know, but starting out with characters from the evil empire can't be good.
Just had to share this from Neatorama
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Occupy Wall Street- Funny Pic Of The Day
Where indeed.
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Odd News Weird News Update: Woman Tries To Start Meth Lab In WalMart
While you were sleeping, working, or doing whatever it is that you do:
Woman Attempts To Start Meth Lab In WalMart- Chemical Spill In Aisle 5!!
Secret Santas Pay Off Kmart Layaways-Those gosh darn wealthy people are at it again!!
Man Publishes Fake Obit For His Mom To Take Time Off Of Work-Sniffle! "Soooo, that gets me 3 days off. Right?"
Fire Station Burns Down While Crew Is At Christmas Party- Let's hope they drove their fire trucks to the party...
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Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt
From our "We've Just Gotta Get This Off Our Chest" file:
Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt
Plastic mayoral candidate in drive-by shooting shocker
From Lester Haines at The Register
A busty Ohio mannequin with political pretensions has survived a terrifying assassination attempt, local new outlets report.
BarBe Q (in all her mamtasic glory, above) is the big up front for KT's Barbecue in Reading, and recently ran for mayor of the town, after diner owner Kenny Tessel evidently threw a strop at the local authorities' attempt to clamp down on his jubtastic promotion.
Read the rest of the story HERE
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Are the Kia Hamsters Smarter Than The Geico Gerbils?
Are the Kia Hamsters smarter than the Geico gerbils? Or, are hamsters just naturally better dancers than gerbils?
If it took the Geico guy 6 months to teach the fat Geico guinea pig to say "row" , how long did it take Kia to teach the Kia hamsters to dance to Party Rock Anthem?? I didn't think hamsters lived that long. Maybe hamsters are smarter.
And don't forget, the Kia Hamsters rapped too.
Just sayin'...
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Driver Slams His Camaro Into A Police "Booze It and Lose It" RV
From our "I Just Drank A Fifth of Irony File":
A 21 year old North Carolina man didn't quite make it through a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina on Sunday morning. According to the Charlotte Observer, a local police DWI checkpoint was just getting ready to wrap up for the night, when a new "customer" barrelled his '89 Chevy Camaro into the "Booze It and Lose It" RV Mobile Command Center...
The heck with it, a picture is worth a thousand words. See the photo HERE
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Oops! Nurse Accidently Injects Man With Execution Drug
From our "Does This Mean I Won't Get My Annual Raise?" File:
From Gawker.com...
A Florida man went to his local hospital with breathing troubles and stomach pains. The man's nurse at Miami's North Shore Medical Center meant to give him the antacid Pepcid, but apparently closed her eyes as she reached for it and instead grabbed a bottle of Pancuronium, a muscle relaxant which is the second of three drugs administered during most lethal injections in the United States.
Read the whole sordid tale HERE
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How Long Can A Woman Keep A Secret? 32 Minutes On Average
From our "This post will give away our gender file": According to the Daily Mail UK, the average woman can only keep a secret for 32 minutes.
A study of 3,000 women by facial skincare brand Simple has revealed that the vast majority of women just can't keep juicy information to themselves, according to our roving freelance reporter, Captain Obvious. The most horrible statistic that came out of this study?
A full 13% of respondents said they "intentionally relayed gossip so that it would spread".
Imagine that.
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Man Finds NYC Marathon Finish Line But Not His Car
Charles Petraske, marathon runner, parked his car in a Manhattan garage on November 6th, and took a shuttle to run the New York City Marathon. He left his ticket for the parking garage on the dashboard of his car, and took only his car keys and a little cash with him.
Uh oh.
Charles finished the marathon and realized..."Dude, where's my car?"
Mr. Petraske eventually went to the police, who told him they couldn't look for his car until it was towed.
That could be problematic, it was in a parking garage.
So, Charles had his wife come get him. Once home, he racked his brain for anything that might remind him of the location of his car. He did this for two days.
Eventually he remembered the name of a company on a billboard near the parking garage and called them to get a location.
The moral of the story? Put the parking garage ticket in your pocket. Or have someone drive you to the marathon next time.
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