Police Claim Man Shoplifted All 50 States!


From our "Steal The USA In Your Chevrolet" File:

46 year-old Ignatius "Michael" Pollard was arrested last Thursday (along with his 70 year-old mom), and charged with more than a dozen counts of grand theft and petit theft for crimes alledgedly committed in the great state of Florida. It seems that Iggy (may we call you Iggy?) was shoplifting and then turning around and selling his booty on eBay. According to the police, Iggy has made millions over the years. But, there's a kicker.

Apparently, Mr. Pollara managed to steal something in ALL 50 STATES in one year!

There should probably be some kind of award for this.

So, how do you suppose Iggy got caught?

Well, Iggy had an ingenious plan. He would purchase large,cheap items, and put small, expensive items in the large,cheap item box.

Brilliant! Right??

Unfortunately, Iggy used his rewards card everywhere he purchased large,cheap items to steal small,expensive items.

Not so brilliant...

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