From the "Do you prefer foreign or domestic?" File:
In beautiful Norway, a mama bear and her family of three cubs are suspected of breaking into a remote cabin and downing 100 or so beers. According to the cabin's owner, the contents of said cabin are absolutely trashed, and the bears TORE DOWN a cabin wall to gain access to the brew bounty.
Everything inside the cabin was smashed or destroyed, including the stove,oven,cupboards, shelves, and the beds. (no word on whether one of the beds was juuussst right.) The bear family also consumed any and all food in the cabin.
The owner of the cabin fears that the bears might return to the area.