Is Twitter Down- Twitter Status

Is Twitter down? Ummm...yes. (As of 11:18 AM, Thursday, 8-6-09). According to reports and rumors there has been a denial of service attack.

And yes, Facebook is slow. Probably because everyone is going to Facebook to see what Twitter status is.

Whoa.

Take out Twitter, Facebook and Myspace and the world would fall apart.


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Perez Hilton Assaulted Video HERE-Perez Hilton Assaulted By Black Eyed Peas will.i.am

Perez Hilton Assaulted Video-Perez Hilton Assaulted By Black Eyed Peas will.i.am

In more earth shattering news...celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was assaulted by will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. The assault was reported on Twitter by Perez himself. (911?? Hell no!!! I'm gonna send a Tweet)

Well we just happen to have a link to the video of the assault (really!!)

Here it is at The Inquisitr

What we want to know is...what happened to the vowel in Inquisitr?

Really, we want to know.

The Perez Hilton Assault? Not so much...


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Ashton Kutcher, Burger King Drive Thru And Kiddie Robbers

What do you do when it's a slow odd news, humorous news day?

Well, if you are Fileunderi, you do a few Fileunderi Quick Hits:

Like...

The lady below...who didn't quite make the turn in the drive thru at her local Burger King.




Or, there's the story of two Oakland California boys who held up a convenience store.
They were ages 8 and 10. They held it up with a BB Gun and demanded money,gum and Push Pops.



Oh yes...and then there is Ashton Kutcher, who is now the biggest Twit in Twitterland. That's right, Ashton has beaten CNN to the heights of Twitter popularity.

Congrats, Ashton. You USED TO BE in a really cool show, you're married to Demi Moore AND you are now the Tila Tequila of Twitter.



If this is your first visit to Fileunderi today and the 3 stories above just don't quite do it for you, look to your right. There's a little odd news for you...

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CiscoFatty: A Twitter Tweet Loses Sweet Job For Twit

The net is abuzz with the story of CiscoFatty, who evidently has learned the hard way that twitter tweets are public...

The twitee got a job offer from Cisco and tweeted this:

"Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work."

The tweet was seen by a Cisco Employee who tweeted this back:

"Who is the hiring manager? I’m sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the web."

A website has already went up...CiscoFatty.com,
You can see the site HERE

We at Fileunderi can't remember if we have done a Moron Of the Month yet, but if we have we are taking it away and giving it to Cisco Fatty.

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