Weird Tattoo- Baby Alien Coming Out Of A Guy's Chest

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Here is a weird tattoo...A baby alien coming out of a guy's chest, just like the first "Alien" movie.

We normally have something smart*ss to say about everything, but we are quite frankly speechless on this one.

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Find The Human Face-Mystery Pic Of The Day

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Can you find the human face in this photo? Look closely...

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Occupy Wall Street- Funny Pic Of The Day

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Where indeed.


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GPA Calculator-Grade Point Average Calculator

Have you ever wondered how to calculate your GPA, and have looked online for a GPA Calculator? Well, we haven't, but some of you actually earn higher than an "F" and might want to calculate your GPA ahead of time.

So, as a public service to the public, HERE is a FREE GPA Calculator. Now calculate your little hearts out!

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Odd News Weird News Update: Woman Tries To Start Meth Lab In WalMart

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While you were sleeping, working, or doing whatever it is that you do:


Woman Attempts To Start Meth Lab In WalMart- Chemical Spill In Aisle 5!!

Secret Santas Pay Off Kmart Layaways-Those gosh darn wealthy people are at it again!!

Man Publishes Fake Obit For His Mom To Take Time Off Of Work-Sniffle! "Soooo, that gets me 3 days off. Right?"

Fire Station Burns Down While Crew Is At Christmas Party- Let's hope they drove their fire trucks to the party...

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Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt
From our "We've Just Gotta Get This Off Our Chest" file:

Busty Ohio Mannequin Survives Drive-by Assassination Attempt

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From Lester Haines at The Register


A busty Ohio mannequin with political pretensions has survived a terrifying assassination attempt, local new outlets report.

BarBe Q (in all her mamtasic glory, above) is the big up front for KT's Barbecue in Reading, and recently ran for mayor of the town, after diner owner Kenny Tessel evidently threw a strop at the local authorities' attempt to clamp down on his jubtastic promotion.

Read the rest of the story HERE

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National League 2011 MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED's?

National League 2011 MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED's

From our "Wow, this is a little embarrassing" File:

Major League Baseball's just named 2011 National League MVP, Ryan Braun, has test positive for PED's (Performance Enhancing Drug), and he will be suspended for 50 games at the start of the 2012 MLB season.

Now this doesn't mean that Ryan Braun is doing steroids, but it does mean that he tested positive for a substance that is on the MLB banned list, a substance that MLB deems a performance enhancer.

Braun will appeal, but we are pretty sure that the damage is already done.

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Newt Gingrich Says Palestinians Are An "Invented People"

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From our "Can't We Just Resurrect Abe Lincoln And Elect Him?" File:

Newt Gingrich, in an apparent attempt to integrate his alternate history fetish into reality, would have us believe that HE believes that the Palestinians are an invented people. Unfortunately, we don't have the space here, or the time to go over the history of the middle east, so let's just say that there are obviously A LOT more Jewish voters than Palestinians in the U.S. Yes, we'll just leave it that.

In other news from the "Let's Beat The Hell Out Of Each Other and Then Send Our Bloodied Candidate To Take On A Sitting President" Party, Rick Perry says that marital fidelity is extremely important to American voters (Funny, we seem to remember a guy named Bill not to long ago...). Unfortunately, Mr. Perry still can't remember that third Federal Agency he would shut down if elected.

Sigh...

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Are the Kia Hamsters Smarter Than The Geico Gerbils?

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Are the Kia Hamsters smarter than the Geico gerbils? Or, are hamsters just naturally better dancers than gerbils?

If it took the Geico guy 6 months to teach the fat Geico guinea pig to say "row" , how long did it take Kia to teach the Kia hamsters to dance to Party Rock Anthem?? I didn't think hamsters lived that long. Maybe hamsters are smarter.

And don't forget, the Kia Hamsters rapped too.

Just sayin'...

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Adopt A Homeless Pet!!

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This photo says it all. Adopt a homeless cat! Adopt a homeless dog!

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Driver Slams His Camaro Into A Police "Booze It and Lose It" RV

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From our "I Just Drank A Fifth of Irony File":

A 21 year old North Carolina man didn't quite make it through a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina on Sunday morning. According to the Charlotte Observer, a local police DWI checkpoint was just getting ready to wrap up for the night, when a new "customer" barrelled his '89 Chevy Camaro into the "Booze It and Lose It" RV Mobile Command Center...

The heck with it, a picture is worth a thousand words. See the photo HERE


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Brooke Mueller Arrested in Aspen Colorado

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From the Fileunderi "Who Is This Person And Who Really Cares?" File:

Brooke Mueller was arrested in Aspen,Colorado on Friday and charged with 3rd degree assault and cocaine possession.

Okay, quick, do you know who Brooke Mueller is?

Answer: She's an actress. Well, not really. She HAS appeared in a handful of movies'

Answer: She's a Reality Show star. Well, she is in Paris Hilton's "The World According To Paris"

Answer: She's a real estate agent in Los Angeles. Maybe, that doesn't merit fame...

Answer: Aha! She's the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen! (Winning!!)

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