Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts

Driver Slams His Camaro Into A Police "Booze It and Lose It" RV


From our "I Just Drank A Fifth of Irony File":

A 21 year old North Carolina man didn't quite make it through a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina on Sunday morning. According to the Charlotte Observer, a local police DWI checkpoint was just getting ready to wrap up for the night, when a new "customer" barrelled his '89 Chevy Camaro into the "Booze It and Lose It" RV Mobile Command Center...

The heck with it, a picture is worth a thousand words. See the photo HERE


*******


Wait!! Here's more insanity at Fileunderi!!

Here's your chance to learn how to Cure Brain Freeze!! Find out how HERE!!

Brooke Mueller Arrested in Aspen Colorado


From the Fileunderi "Who Is This Person And Who Really Cares?" File:

Brooke Mueller was arrested in Aspen,Colorado on Friday and charged with 3rd degree assault and cocaine possession.

Okay, quick, do you know who Brooke Mueller is?

Answer: She's an actress. Well, not really. She HAS appeared in a handful of movies'

Answer: She's a Reality Show star. Well, she is in Paris Hilton's "The World According To Paris"

Answer: She's a real estate agent in Los Angeles. Maybe, that doesn't merit fame...

Answer: Aha! She's the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen! (Winning!!)

*******

Wait!! Here's more insanity at Fileunderi!!

Here's your chance to learn how to Make The Perfect Omelet!! Find out how HERE!!

Man Claimed God Told Him To Steal A New Dodge


From the Lame Excuse File:

A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger. Fortunately, a security guard put the brakes on the 36-year-old man's plan, before he could take off on the unauthorized test drive.

What excuse do you suppose he used to explain his actions to police?

When officers arrived, he told them that God had spoken to him, and ordered him to steal a 2009 Dodge Charger.

When asked his name, the man told local law enforcement that he was "Seven".

The man faces charges including criminal mischief...

And he is awarded the "Lame Excuse of the Month" Award from Fileunderi.




Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE

Woman Sues Neighbor For Smoking-In Her Own Home


In an age when smoking has been outlawed in most public places – government buildings, bars and pool halls – a person's home is one of the few places you can puff in peace.

Until now.

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome.

Read more at...DallasNews.com


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE

Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village


A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Read more at...MyFoxDC.com

Image Source: The Telegraph


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Police Played Wii During Search Of Home


LAKELAND, Fla., Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said members of a Polk County drug task force were videotaped playing a bowling video game on the Nintendo Wii during a search.

Read the rest of the story at UPI.com


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE

Store Launches Left Handed Underpants For Left Handed Men


From the "It's about damn time!" file:

A British store has decided it is about time to stop discrminating against left-handed men and has launched a line of left handed mens underpants.

That's right. Left Handed Underpants.

In case you are not familiar with men's underpants, the vertical slit for handy access is on the right side. Always.

Not anymore!

Now, all you left-handed Brits (and hopefully the rest of the world) can purchase underwear that has a horizontal slit designed for easy access for southpaws. Previously, boxer shorts were best suited for left-handers, but they don't have quite the...er...support that briefs provide.

A spokesman for the store claims that this is a huge step in the fight for "equality" for left handed men...AND they will spend less time at the john, as they won't have to "perform a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles..."

Earth shattering news, don't you think?


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE



Buy Swine Flu Masks

Mayor Bans Police Chases-Even On Foot


(Wellford, SC)—The Mayor of Wellford is defending her policy which bans police officers in that city from chasing suspects. Sallie Peake says the policy also includes vehicle chases along with pursuits on foot.

A memo issued on September 2nd from Peake to all Wellford officers reads:

“As of this date, there are to be no more foot chases when a suspect runs. I do not want anyone chasing after any suspects whatsoever.“

Read More At WSPA.com

*****************


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE

New York Nuclear Plant Mistakenly Blares Alarm


We included this story for it's obvious insane nature and for you to stop and think for just a moment how you would react to being within earshot of a nuclear plants alarm warning of a meltdown...

But, just for fun, visit Faux...er...Fox News and check out THEIR spelling of mistakenly in the headline:

NEW CITY, New York — A suburban New York City nuclear power plant's siren system has mistakenly blared out the warning, "Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!"

The ominous message rattled some of the residents of New City, about 30 miles north of midtown Manhattan. Auto shop worker Rudy Gaspari says the mechanical voice had an unsettling, post-apocalyptic overtone to it.


Read the rest of the story at FoxNews, it was all just a big "mistank"

********************

Can you find that elusive non shedding dog that won't leave dog hair all over your house?
Read more about non shedding dogs by visiting
Non Shedding Dogs

Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Man In Stolen Miniskirt Wanted To Impress Wife


A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

According to the River Falls Journal, police said workers caught Justin Larson leaving Shopko in River Falls wearing the women's clothing on Sunday.

Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket, as well.

Investigators said Larson told them he took the clothes to smooth things over with his estranged wife.

Police handed him a citation for shoplifting.

*******************

Can you find that elusive non shedding dog that won't leave dog hair all over your house? Read more about non shedding dogs by visiting Non Shedding Dogs


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Man Fined For Following His GPS To The Edge Of A Cliff


If only he had a woman with him, this wouldn't have happened...

HALIFAX, England, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A man who followed bad directions from his satellite navigation device and got his car stuck on a 100-foot-high cliff was fined $1,470 by a British court.


Read the rest of the story at UPI.com


***************


You can now cure Hemorrhoids naturally...without expensive creams that do nothing or expensive surgery. Get more information on this
breakthrough by Clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Woman Spanks Stranger's Toddler In A Cincinnati Store



CINCINNATI — A woman took a stranger's toddler son over her knee and spanked him three times inside a store after he said something that annoyed her, police said Wednesday.

Gloria Ballard was arrested on an assault charge in the Tuesday incident. In a court appearance Wednesday, she asked for a public defender and a not guilty plea was entered for her. She was also ordered to stay away from 2-year-old Sean Goode and his mother, Donnay Jones.

Read More At FoxNews.com


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Ohio Inmate's Execution Delayed One Week-They Couldn't Find A Vein



From the Fileunderi "Sometimes A Shotgun Is The Best Tool In This Situation" File:

53-year-old Romell Broom was scheduled to be executed in Ohio this week for the 1984 rape and murder of 14-year-old Tryna Middleton. Unfortunately, executioners struggled for more than two hours to locate suitable veins for the insertion of the Death Serum IVs into Broom. Not only did the execution team try, even Broom attempted to help the team access his veins, and after one failed attempt, he covered his face and appeared to be sobbing.

Bummer.

So, Ohio Governor Ted Strickland decided to order a week long reprieve for the inmate, the state's first such last minute reprieve since the death penalty was reinstated in Ohio in 1999.

Tim Sweeney, who is Broom's lawyer, wrote Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer asking him to end the procedure.

"Any further attempts today to carry out the execution of Mr. Broom would be cruel and unusual punishment in violation of ... the U.S. Constitution," he wrote. "They would also violate Ohio's statutory requirement that a lethal injection execution is to be quick and painless."

As the execution team struggled to find the vein, Broom asked to see Adele Shank, his other attorney. She was not allowed access to him due to policy that says the inmate cannot have contact with lawyers once the injection process begins. Shank said she was concerned because it appeared Broom "winced in pain".

Broom's victim was unavailable for comment on Broom's apparent "wincing in pain", as she currently resides 6 feet under.

Fileunderi can only suggest the following to those in Ohio that handle executions:

Firing Squad-You can always find a target.

Hanging-Necks are pretty easy to find.

Electric Chair-A little jolt will do ya.



**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!

Man Prank Calls 911- Police Arrest Him For Rape


Once again folks...cell phone calls can be traced. We repeat...cell phone calls can be traced.

MOBILE, Ala. — An 18-year-old man who police say made a prank phone call about a shooting has been arrested for statutory rape.

David Wayne McCarn II of Bay Minette was charged Friday with second-degree rape and rendering a false alarm. He was being held in the Baldwin County Corrections Center on $11,000 bail.

Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com


********************



Enter to win new LandRover!




WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Students Try To Steal Giant Chili Pepper From Chilis Rooftop


Four people were arrested on Sunday after attempting to steal a giant chili pepper from atop a Chili's Grill and Bar in Vermont.

Triggered by an alarm, cops arrived at the Chili's in Bennington, Vt., around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday to find Asher Woodworth, 23, on the roof. He had been removing the bolts that held the red and green chili pepper in place with a hacksaw and a power drill.

Read the rest of the story at Asylum.com


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE



Cook Yourself Thin Diet

The One Person You Don't Pour Your Beer On


A 22-year-old man who got into a disagreement at the Irish Fest last weekend picked the wrong person to douse with beer.

It was Kansas City Police Chief Jim Corwin, wearing plainclothes and preparing to watch a band perform with his family about 7:35 p.m. Sunday.

Read the rest of the story at KansasCity.com


********************






WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!

Buy Swine Flu Masks

6 Year Old Drives Car After Mom Smokes "That Stinky Stuff"


A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because "[mom] was sleepy" after smoking "that stinky stuff," according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. after police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Read the rest of the story at KSDK.com

Actually, the headline and photo says it all, don't you think?


**********************

Your chance to win a Lexus RX 330 Enter Today


WAIT! Find More Fileunderi Insanity Here!

Record Companies Sue Ellen DeGeneres Show Over Music Copyrights


Ellen DeGeneres is back in the news today...

(Wow! Two days in a row. She is reaching Oprah status)

Today's Ellen news is not quite as positive as yesterday's announcement that she would be the next American Idol judge, although the news is music related.

You see, the production company that produces Ellen DeGeneres' show, (appropriately titled Ellen), is being sued by a gang of record companies. "For what?", you might ask yourself. Glad you asked.

Have you ever watched Ellen DeGeneres' TV show? It seems that a signature part of the show is her dancing around among the audience to various tunes. She does this every day. She has done it thousands of times. She uses oldies, and she uses current popular music.

Guess what?

She doesn't have a license to use that music.

According to the suit filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Nashville, when representatives of the recording companies asked defendants why they hadn't obtained licenses to use the songs, defendants said they didn't "roll that way."

"As sophisticated consumers of music, Defendants knew full well that, regardless of the way they rolled, under the Copyright Act, and under state law for the pre-1972 recordings, they needed a license to use the sound recordings lawfully," the suit states.

Scott Rowe, spokesman for the show's Telepictures Productions, wrote in an e-mailed statement that the company has been working with the record labels for months to resolve the issue and remains willing to resolve it on "amicable and reasonable terms."

Rowe said the issue does not involve DeGeneres, who on Wednesday was named as the fourth judge on TV's "American Idol," and whom Rowe calls "a tremendous music enthusiast and advocate."

The suit claims the daytime talk show has used copyrighted music without permission since its inception, including "recordings by virtually every major current artist of popular music." It claims the show routinely used some of the most popular songs of the day, which the record labels don't license for daytime television at any price.

Other songs cited in the lawsuit include Michael Jackson's "Thriller"; The Beach Boys'"Good Vibrations" and Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."

The suit calls the segment and the music played by the show's own disc jockey "signature elements of the show."


(Source: apmyway.com)

The poor starving record companies that filed this little number in court include Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records.

No word yet on a possible counter suit by Ellen producers for lack of compensation from the record companies for possible growth in sales of stale old songs that Ellen! reminded consumers of.

When reached at their expansive mansions, the record company execs and stars who recorded these songs would not comment, or they were too busy taping another MTV Cribs episode.


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

And The Bizarre Robbery Disguise Award Goes To...


A group of robbers in the Tampa,Florida area.

How bizarre are their disguises?

One of them came to the robbery with a child's car seat on his head.

Is that bizarre enough?

TAMPA — Whatever happened to ski masks?

Detectives are searching for a group of robbers with a flair for costuming, according to a release from the Tampa Police Department.

The men have stormed into three north Tampa pawnshops in the last three weeks with creative masks. In one case, one of them was wearing a child safety seat on his head. They've also donned hospital scrubs, and in another case they wore beautician's hair-washing sinks on their heads.


Read the rest of the story at TampaBay.com


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE


Cook Yourself Thin Diet

Man With Gun Arrested During Obama Address To Congress


Tomorrow we are thinking of driving to a location near Barack Obama and trying to park. We are thinking of taking along an unregistered shotgun and shells and leaving them in the trunk.

Wanna tag along?

U.S. Capitol Police have arrested a Virginia man they say tried to get into a secure area near the Capitol with a gun in his car as the president gave his health care address to Congress.

Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said Thursday that 28-year-old Joshua Bowman of Falls Church, Va., was arrested around 8 p.m. Wednesday. Bowman's intentions were unclear, police said.

Read the rest of the story at Breitbart.com


Cook Yourself Thin Diet


**************

Are you an Idiot that can't lose weight? It's okay, we are idiots too...and all of us have problems losing weight. Guess what?
There is a website for all us idiots. Really. Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots by clicking HERE