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French Muder Suspect Escapes Prison In A Cardboard Box

If you read the whole story, notice the year of his arrest and the estimated time of his trial...whoa.

A French double murder suspect has escaped from jail in a cardboard box he built himself.

Jean-Pierre Treiber hid himself in the box which was loaded on to a lorry bound for the Yonne region, southeast of Paris.

He is believed to have hidden himself in the box when he was left alone in the prison's workshop, where he had built the box, on Tuesday morning.

Read the rest of the story at SkyNews.com

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Man Beats Ex Girlfriend With Flip-Flop

PORTSMOUTH — A Portsmouth man has pleaded guilty to four charges relating to an incident in which police say he beat his ex-girlfriend with a flip-flop, bit her on the ear and was seen dragging her down the street by her hair.

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Pizza Delivery Man Held Womans Son For Ransom

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A MOTHER has accused a pizza delivery man of grabbing her four-year-old son and trying to hold him as "ransom" for payment.

Cindy Paardekooper, 30, claims the driver from Pizza King at the Hibiscus Shopping Centre in Darwin was an hour late delivering her half-Hawaiian, half-supreme.

Read the rest of the story at News.com.au

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Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge?

When we heard that Paula Abdul was taking her bubbly little diva self down the road after this year's American Idol Finale, we were intrigued to see who would get the nod as her replacement. Would there even be a replacement with the addition of Kara DioGuardi?

Imagine our surprise when we found out Ellen DeGeneres is the new American Idol Judge?

Really? Ellen DeGeneres? She has no musical training. Hell, she can't sing either.

But, the more we think about it...

She would bring a certain down to earth feel to the panel, and with her admitted passion for music as her only qualification, might just be a true representative of the people who just watch the show.

We're not fans of Ellen DeGeneres, but we like her as the choice to replace Paula.

Actually, we would have found something good in it if Vladimir Putin was replacing Paula...

Breitbart TV-Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

Have you ever visited Breitbart TV?

Oh yes, now THIS is a website. We aren't sure if it's Onion-like or Faux-News-like...

Well, check it out.

Here's a headline for you...

Van Jones Says Saddam Human Shields Were Heroes

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Robber Returned To Ask Victim For A Date

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police said they arrested a suspected robber on Sunday after he returned to his victim's home to ask her out on a date.

According to investigators, Stephfon Bennett was one of three men who robbed a couple on the city's north side late Sunday night, 10TV News reported.

Read The Rest Of The Story On WBNS10TV.Com

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ACORN Workers Registered Actor Paul Newman To Vote

ACORN Turns in Florida Workers on Voter Fraud Charges

The FBI and state authorities were making arrests Wednesday of workers hired to register voters by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN.

Arrest warrants have been issued in Miami for 11 people suspected of falsifying information on hundreds of voter registration cards -- including registering the name of the late actor Paul Newman -- the Florida state attorney told FOXNews.com.

The FBI and state authorities took seven people into custody Wednesday as it issued 11 arrest warrants for voter registration fraud in Homestead, Fla., in June 2008

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Taxpayers Face Heavy Losses On Auto Bailout

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Taxpayers face heavy losses on auto bailout

Taxpayers likely to face significant losses on $81 billion auto bailout, watchdog report says:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Taxpayers face losses on a significant portion of the $81 billion in government aid provided to the auto industry, an oversight panel said in a report to be released Wednesday.

The Congressional Oversight Panel did not provide an estimate of the projected loss in its latest monthly report on the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program. But it said most of the $23 billion initially provided to General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC late last year is unlikely to be repaid.

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