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Man Accused of Stealing Girl Scout Cookies: 19,000 Dollars Worth
From our "Thin Mints Are So Good I Needed 6000 Boxes" File:
We know Girl Scout Cookies are a guilty pleasure, but are they worth committing a crime for? Christopher Maurice Morton was charged with stealing $19,000 worth of Girl Scout Cookies from a South Carolina warehouse, the Associated Press reports.
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The Harlem Shake Long Before The Harlem Shake Was Cool
Because you always new Peanuts were cool, and didn't realize they were doing The Harlem Shake FIVE decades before it was the thing.
The Gummy Snake That's 7 Feet Long
We could so eat all 27 pounds and 36,000 calories of this SEVEN FOOT LONG GUMMY SNAKE
Read more about it HERE
Manfred Stader's Cup Of Coffee Optical Illusion
We here at Fileunderi are huge fans of cool optical illusions (and even uncool illusions too).
Manfred Stader's Cup Of Coffee is one of our favorites because, well...we love coffee!As you probably guessed, the cup of coffee in the pic above is an illusion, painted on the stone. We think the woman is real.
See more great optical illusions at the approriately named Mighty Optical Illusions
Yes, that's a real link, not an illusion.
Breaking The Law On A Walmart Scooter
From our "Breaking the Law! Breaking the Law!" File:
How many laws do you think YOU can break on a Walmart scooter?
In order to outbreak Marcus Earl Degraphenreed from the great state of Indiana, you will have to break 5 laws on your Walmart scooter. Observe:
1. Mr. Degraphenreed (henceforth known as Mr. D) was initially pulled over in Indiana 35 because he was, well, on Indiana 35. On a motorized scooter.
2. Mr. D was going northbound on Indiana 35. I mention this because the traffic in his lane was headed southbound.
There's more...
3. Mr. D wasn't on just any old scooter, he was on a (you guessed it) Walmart scooter. When asked by the police where he got it from, Mr. D said, "I found it". Mr. D wouldn't elaborate, but we are just guessing here that he found it at his nearest Walmart.
4. We have saved the best for last. Police noticed that Mr. D was glassy eyed and disoriented. Could it be? Well, the police thought so, and arrested Mr. D on peliminary charges of driving (scootering?) under the influence, and theft. Mr. D was transported to a local hospital for a blood-alcohol test.
The scooter was returned to Walmart.
Your challenge, Fileunderi fans, is to break FIVE laws on a Walmart scooter. Please let us know how you did.
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Guam To Use Baby Mice Bombs To Eradicate Brown Snake Infestation
Mice bombs-the new weapons of mass destruction:
(Reuters) - Declaring war against invasive brown tree snakes infesting the Pacific U.S. territory of Guam, wildlife officials plan this spring to bomb the island with dead baby mice stuffed with a common pain-killing medicine that is poisonous to the reptiles.
Brown tree snakes, believed to have been inadvertently carried to Guam around the end of World War Two aboard U.S. military vessels, have become major pests blamed for wiping out native bird populations on the island.
Wildlife officials have worried for day reach other Pacific islands, especially Hawaii, nearly 4,000 miles (6,400 km) to the east, raising further environmental havoc.
"Guam is a very unique situation," said William Pitt, a wildlife biologist at the U.S. Agriculture Department's National Wildlife Research Center in Hawaii. "There is no other place in the world that has a snake issue like Guam."
The project is set to begin in March or April with dead newborn mice being dropped by helicopter over jungle areas where the snakes are most heavily concentrated.
One initial target will be the vicinity of Andersen Air Force Base, which is surrounded by dense vegetation and is seen as a potential starting point for snakes that might end up as stowaways aboard departing aircraft.
Stuffed into the mouth of each infant mouse will be acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol and other over-the-counter pain-relief medications, which is toxic to snakes "and not a lot of other animals," Pitt said.
In an attempt to keep the baited mice off the ground, each tiny rodent will be attached to a strand of ribbon between pieces of cardboard designed to drop in a loop and catch in the canopy of trees, he said.
The goal of the aerial assault, which will eventually involving the dropping of some 2,000 mice in all, is not to eradicate but to curtail and control the brown tree snake population on the island, Pitt said.
(Reporting by Kevin Gray; Writing by Steve Gorman; Editing by Lisa Shumaker
Jennifer Lawrence Backstage Press Conference After 2013 Oscar Win (Video)
This is the video of Jennifer Lawrence backstage after her Oscar win for Best Actress 2013.
Other than the first question...well, they say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but this video proves otherwise. By the way, Jennifer ROCKS.
Man Buys Holster, Wishes He Had Left Gun In His Glovebox
From the "They Didn't Cover Holstering In The Conceal Carry Course" File:
An Indiana man was at Bill Goodman's Gun And Knife Show in Dayton Saturday and decided to purchase a holster for his handgun. The 50-year-old, a conceal carry permit holder, proudly took his new holster out to the parking lot, got in his car, and went to holster his gun...
And promptly shot himself.
The Indiana man was rushed to a nearby hospital, where sources say the bullet fatally wounded a finger on his left hand. They will not be able to reattach the finger.
Local police say they will not file any charges. The man was not identified, for obvious reasons.
Lion Remembers His Rescuer and Gives Her A Hug
From the "Awww...That's So Sweet!" File:
Read this before watching the video:
The woman in the video found the lion, injured in the forest, on the verge of death. She took the lion home with her and nursed it back to health. Later, when the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion. Some time passed before the woman had a chance to visit the zoo. This video was taken when she walked up to the lion's cage to see how he was doing. Watch the lion's reaction when he sees her!!
Read this before watching the video:
The woman in the video found the lion, injured in the forest, on the verge of death. She took the lion home with her and nursed it back to health. Later, when the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion. Some time passed before the woman had a chance to visit the zoo. This video was taken when she walked up to the lion's cage to see how he was doing. Watch the lion's reaction when he sees her!!
How Many Days Until Game Of Thrones Season 3??
Our question of the day is: "How many days until "Game of Thrones" Season 3 and more of Emilia Clarke AKA Daenerys Targaryen.
So, how many days?
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Hit And Run Driver Posts on Facebook
From our "Did The Police "Like" This Post?" File:
Police in Oregon said a drunken driving suspect was busted after posting about his escapades on Facebook.
Astoria police said they were contacted by Facebook friends of Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, after he posted on Facebook about driving under the influence of alcohol and hitting a vehicle, The Daily Astorian reported Tuesday.
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Woman: My Boyfriend Choked Me With His Dreadlocks
From our "Now that was a hair raising experience" File:
An Oregon woman has filed a complaint against her boyfriend for assaulting her AND choking her with his dreadlocks
Read the whole story HERE
Do Not Call Group Fined For Illegal Phone Contacts
From our "The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Is Doing" File:
Service Stream Solutions, which operates the Do Not Call List, has been fined $110,000 because another division made over 6,000 illegal calls to Melbourne, Australia citizens and trying to talk them into installing low-energy light bulbs, standby power controllers and low-flow showerheads.
When contacted by us, the CEO of Service Stream Solutions said, "Dang! My bad."
An Australian Communications and Media Authority investigation found the numbers were incorrectly included on a calling list during a 10-week campaign from November, 2011.
In addition to paying the fine, the company will review its calling list processes and give staff legal training.
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Flip Number Clocks From The Eighties
Do you remember "Flip Number" Alarm Clocks?
Check out: Vintage Flip Number Alarm Clocks
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McDonalds Robber Returns For Meal
From our "Do You Want Fries With Those Handcuffs?" File:
A Michigan man who robbed his local McDonalds back in October,2012 apparently decided that 3 months was long enough to wait before returning for a Value Meal. Unfortunately for him, the employee working the drive thru recognized our mental midget hero and called police, and he was arrested.
We are assuming that she had him pull forward to wait for his fries...
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When Is Grand Theft Auto 5 GTA 5 Coming Out?
Now that the question "Will the world end in 2012?" has been answered, the next great question and mystery for mankind to ponder is "When Is Grand Theft Auto 5 GTA 5 Coming Out?"
The consensus has been March 2013, and Rockstar games has been saying Spring 2013 for quite some time now. Recently there has been runors that Rockstar was going to wait until later in the year, citing competition from other game releases. This seems to be an unfounded rumor, as a poster released recently also states a Spring 2013 release. Fear not, GTA fans, the time is almost upon us...
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Tattoo of The Day-Lady On The Arm Of A Lady
The Fileunderi Tattoo of the Day- A Beautiful Lady on the arm of A Beautiful Lady
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