One Important Thing A Carjacker Should Be Able To Do

A 23 year old Reno, Nevada man decided he needed a car, and carjacking seemed to be the best way to get it. So, on Monday, Kent Boedicker hung around the Borders Books parking lot looking for just the right victim.

He thought he had found her when he approached a 57 year old registered nurse in her 4 door Hyundai. She was just rolling the window down when Boedicker approached, and she later said he appeared pale, ill, and had cuts on his body. She asked Boedicker if he needed help...

Boedicker then opened her door, pulled a gun, and told her he was taking her car.

Score!!!

Well, not quite. Boedicker got in her car and...and....well he just couldn't.

You see, there was one important skill our master carjacker hadn't mastered yet:

He couldn't drive a stick shift.

So, the rest of the story is pretty much what you would expect. Boedicker was caught and remains in jail in lieu of $10,000 bail. Ms. Nurse has her car. The police determined the gun was a BB gun.

Alls well, that ends well.


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The Scoot Coupe

Yes folks, here once again is the world famous Scoot Coupe! Built by Panther Motors, the Scoot Coupe is:

" the latest style of cool and power, providing everything you'd ever want in a scooter and more. Available now in 4 brilliant colors"!

Well sing us up, we want to be cool in 4 brilliant colors.

Here is the Scoot Coupe website


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Swine Flu Survival Kit-An H1N1 Virus Epidemic Survival Primer

Swine Flu Survival Kit-An H1N1 Virus Epidemic Survival Primer

Consumer Reports has issued instructions for a swine flu survival kit in the case of a serious swine flu epidemic in the near future. (like, this fall)

Like the deadly Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918, many expect the spring and summer to be just the beginning of a serious H1N1 Virus Epidemic starting late summer/early fall.

Here are instructions from consumer reports for your Swine Flu Survival Kit:

In case the second wave of swine flu is severe enough to warrant home confinement, consumers should pack an emergency kit in advance. You will need:

*A two-week supply of food and water.
*Fever reducers, such as acetaminophen, ibuprofen, or naproxen.
*Cough and cold medications containing chlorpheniramine, diphenhydramine, oxymetazoline, and pseudoephedrine and lozenges with dyclonine, glycerin, or honey can help ease symptoms.
*Electrolyte drinks, such as Gatorade or Powerade, to keep you hydrated.
*Hand sanitizer with at least 60 percent alcohol, such as Purell, to kill viruses when soap and water aren't available.
*Surgical masks with an FDA rating of at least N-95 to help prevent spreading the flu. Masks need to be replaced often and disposed of after use.


For all emergencies, Consumer Reports recommends packing at least three days worth of nonperishable food; at least one gallon of water per person, per day; a first-aid kit that includes any prescription or over-the-counter medications your family might need; as well as antihistamines for allergic reactions, pain relievers, stomach and antidiarrhea remedies, and antacids.

Let's be careful out there!


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Paula Abdul On Twitter: I Am Leaving American Idol

Woe is us! Paula Abdul has announced via Twitter that she will not return to American Idol. Here is the text:

“With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll be miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1 become an international phenomenon …

What I want to say most is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month. I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all.”

Wow. This is such a shocker, as rumors have run rampant on the www for only a few days now. This probably has nothing to do with the contract negotiations that have been going on between Paula Abdul and American Idol. Negotiations that have not come to fruition for Paula, ie. a fat daddy contract.

Our take on this?

Who cares. Ho Hum.


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The Human Dog Hybrid-Hybrids Gone Wild!

We here at Fileunderi LOVE urban legends, and here is one of the better ones to come down the pike in the last few months.

Presenting...

The Human Dog Hybrid

This little number is believed to be real by some...the apparent creation of mad scientists. Bwaaahahahaha!

Others believe the human dog hybrid to be a little photo magic and circulated around the internet to suck in those conspiracy types and others who are...shall we say...er...a few fries short of a happy meal.

The truth is, this photo is of a sculpture by Austrailian Patricia Piccinini.

And that, loyal readers, is all the truth you need to know about the human dog hybrid.


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Cash For Clunkers-The Feds Try Their Hand At Auto Incentives

Cash For Clunkers-The Feds Try Their Hand At Auto Incentives

From what we can tell, those that support the Cash For Clunkers, or CARS program, obviously have not checked the Federal Debt Total recently. If you are one of the supporters of this incentive, you have two major problems:


1. You know nothing about the automobile business. This program, like all new and "innovative" buying incentives, is doing nothing more than stealing future business. Once this program ends, and it will end, sales numbers will drop back down to 9 million annualized. Maybe less. Credit is still tight, and the economy is still bad. A few hundred thousand auto sales stolen from next year is not going to change that.

Another "outstanding benefit" from this program is that it disrupts the natural flow of an automobile's useful life. Where do you think these hundreds of thousands of clunkers would end up if they weren't destroyed? In the hands of those that are poor or lower middle class (what's left of them). The end result will be much higher prices in the "clunker market", and many of those who cannot afford anything but a vehicle near the end of it's life will not be able to own transportation.

2. You can't decide what this program is about, selling more cars or decreasing our dependence on foreign oil. If you want to decrease this dependency, you increase CAFE requirements. It doesn't cost the taxpayer anything. Of course, it doesn't buy votes either, does it?

Edmunds.com estimates that approximately 200,000 of these clunkers are traded in every quarter. Obviously, this number has been somewhat lower the last couple of quarters, but, new car sales have not stopped completely. Basically, the Feds (as new owners of a car company) decided to pay an incentive to folks to do something they would already be doing, or to do it a little sooner.

Good job!


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Mother Finds Her Baby Son Up For Adoption On Craigslist

Jenni Brennan of Abington, Massachusettes got a shock when a stranger alerted her to an ad on Craigslist that featured a photo of Jenni's son and advertised him for adoption.

Problem was, Jenni's son was in the house with her, and she placed no such ad.

Apparently the scammer pulled the photo from the family blog. The following ad accompanied it:

“A CUTE BABY BOY FOR ADOPTION HE IS VERY HEALTHY AND READY FOR ADOPTION FOR MORE YOU COME BACK TO US.”

Jenni replied to the ad and received an email back telling her the boy was Canadian and living in an African orphanage. Jenni contacted the state Attorney General and Yahoo! has removed the scammer's email address.

We're not sure how the "stranger" knew the photo was of Jenni's son or how the "stranger" knew how to contact Jenni.

Strange.

Discuss amongst yourselves....


Source: Fox News


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86 Year Old Woman Arrested For Shoplifting Anti Wrinkle Cream

Ella Orko was arrested for the first time in 1956. The charge? Petty Larceny.

Ella was arrested for the 61st time on Sunday, August 2nd. The charge? Shoplifting.

Ella, who uses 20 aliases, stuffed $252 worth of stuff in her pants at Dominick’s Finer Foods in Chicago. Her take included:

11 packs of AA batteries
5 packs of salmon
4 jars of Tasters Choice Coffee

And

Drumroll please...

Two packs of L’Oreal RevitaLift anti wrinkle cream

And

Eight jars of Oil of Olay face cream

Ella, who is pictured above, should know that it's never too late to reform her ways...but it's probably a little late to reform that face.

She is being held on $10000 bond.


Source:Chicago Sun Times


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