Man Claimed God Told Him To Steal A New Dodge

From the Lame Excuse File:

A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger. Fortunately, a security guard put the brakes on the 36-year-old man's plan, before he could take off on the unauthorized test drive.

What excuse do you suppose he used to explain his actions to police?

When officers arrived, he told them that God had spoken to him, and ordered him to steal a 2009 Dodge Charger.

When asked his name, the man told local law enforcement that he was "Seven".

The man faces charges including criminal mischief...

And he is awarded the "Lame Excuse of the Month" Award from Fileunderi.




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Because Tuesday is a great day for funny cat pics.

H1N1 Swine Flu Virus Vaccine Too Late To Help

The H1N1 vaccine will arrive too late to help most Americans who will be infected during this flu season, according to a study conducted by scholars at Purdue University.

The study also estimates that the H1N1 virus - commonly referred to as the swine flu bug - will infect about 60 percent of the U.S. population, although only about 25 percent of Americans will fall ill.

Read more at Washington Times.com

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Bus Driver Suspended For Wearing A Pink Tie

An Illinois bus driver said he was given a one-day, unpaid suspension for wearing a pink tie in recognition of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Read more at UPI.com (Odd news)


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Deputy Reprimanded For Making Fun Of One Armed Man

A St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy who said he made fun of a man with no arm at a softball game, and another deputy who was “discourteous” to the public each received a written reprimand, according to internal investigation records obtained Tuesday and an official.

The deputies, Thomas Johnson and Rigoberto Iglesias, were on a softball team sponsored by the jail’s food service provider during the March 8 incident, which involved two umpires.

Read More At TCPalm.com

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Bar Code Google-Why Does Google Have A Barcode In Place Of Its Logo?

Today is October 7th, 2009, and the question of the day is:

Why does Google have a barcode on it's search page in place of the normal friendly little Google logo that we all know and love?

We have to admit that, for just a few seconds, our visit to Google this morning brought on fear and horror thinking that Google may have been hacked.But, no, fearless web travelers and seekers of Google info, the Google bar code is only a celebration of that wonderful invention...the bar code. (duh)

That's right, exactly 57 years ago today, a patent was issued for the barcode.
(and you can read about it RIGHT HERE). Yes, that wonderful invention that eventually created other inventions, for example the self scan checkout, and less staff (and lower payrolls) for all retail establishments.

Shall we all sing Happy Birthday to the bar code?

Let's not.

But we can celebrate the fact that, contrary to the opinion of some conspiracy theorists over the last 5 decades, we are not yet all sporting barcodes on our foreheads.


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Toyota Recall- Toyota To Recall 3.8 Million Vehicles Because Of Floor Mats

In what has to be one of the strangest vehicle recalls on record, Toyota said Tuesday it will recall 3.8 Million vehicles in the United States to address problems with...are you sitting down?...Removable Floor Mats.

That's right, Toyota, the paragon of value and reliabilty, has manufactured almost 4 Million vehicles with a floor mat problem.

This will be Toyota's largest ever recall and includes popular and best selling models such as the Toyota Camry and the Toyota Prius.

So, what's the problem here? It seems that the design of the floorboard and the removable floor mats just aren't in sync. The floor mats can move around and possibly cause the accelerator pedal to get stuck.

Hmmm...that's isn't good.

Toyota said said it was still working with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to resolve the problem. The NHTSA has reported 102 incidents in which the Toyota involved may have had the accelerator pedal stuck. Although the NHTSA didn't say how many of the incidents led to crashes,it appears the recall was prompted by a highspeed crash in August of a Lexus barreling out of control. As the vehicle hit speeds exceeding 120 mph, family members made a frantic 911 call and said the accelerator was stuck and they couldn't stop the vehicle.

All four passenger were killed when the vehicle hit a sport utility vehicle, launched off an embankment, rolled several times and burst into flames.

Toyota spokesman Irv Miller had this to say,"A stuck open accelerator pedal may result in very high vehicle speeds and make it difficult to stop a vehicle, which could cause a crash, serious injury or death".

No kidding Irv?

Toyota will be sending notices out to owners of 2007-2010 model year Toyota Camry, 2005-2010 Toyota Avalon, 2004-2009 Toyota Prius, 2005-2010 Toyota Tacoma, 2007-2010 Toyota Tundra, 2007-2010 Lexus ES350 and 2006-2010 Lexus IS250 and IS350.

In the meantime, Toyota urges the owners of said vehicles to remove the drivers side floormat and don't replace it.

Sounds like a fix right there.

For more information, consumers can contact the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration 's hotline at (888) 327-4236, Toyota at (800) 331-4331 or Lexus at (800) 255-3987.


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