TreasuryDirect.gov-Buy Your Treasury Bills Online From TreasuryDirect

Today's obscure Hot Search is TreasuryDirect or TreasuryDirect.gov, which is exactly what you think it is...a website to buy T-Bills,U.S. Savings Bonds, and the like direct.

If you have ever wanted to buy Treasury Bills or Bonds right on the internet, directly from the source, TreasuryDirect gives you the opportunity.

Why would you want to invest in an entity that is 11 Trillion Dollars or so in Debt?

I dunno either.

But, if you do, HERE is the link to TreasuryDirect.gov

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Consumer Group Claims Zhu Zhu Pets Unsafe-What Is Antimony?

Uh Oh...The hot tickets this Christmas are those cute and cuddly little Zhu Zhu Pets, but now a consumer group claims one of the Zhu Zhu Pets Hamsters has unsafe levels of Antimony.

Wait a minute...Zhu Zhu Pets toxic?

Website GoodGuide claims that Mister Squiggles, the light brown robotic hamster, is Zhu Zhu Toxic. He has unsafe levels of antimony. Antimony can cause cancer, lung and heart problems, according to GoodGuide.

What is Antimony? Read HERE

What does the Zhu Zhu Pets toy manufacturer, St. Louis, Missouri-based Cepia LLC, have to say about this?

"All our products are subjected to several levels of rigorous safety testing conducted by our own internal teams, as well as the world's leading independent quality assurance testing organization, and also by independent labs engaged by our retail partners," Russ Hornsby, CEO of Cepia, said in a written statement. "The results of every test prove that our products are in compliance with all government and industry safety standards."

Is a Zhu Zhu Pets recall in our future?

Stay tuned...but if you are buying and selling Zhu Zhu Pets for profit, you might want to think about selling your stock.

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Brittany Murphy Fired From Her Latest Movie

Here's a shocker to start your day...

Brittany Murphy Fired From Her Latest Movie!

Now what do you think the odds are/were of you ever reading about "Brittany Murphy Fired"?

You and I get fired for being hard to get along with, and just basically being Prima donnas...but NOT Brittany Murphy?!!

Well, word is out that she has, although her publicist denies it.

Really...

Do you care about Brittany Murphy Fired?

Is it really a shocker that she is hard to get along with (allegedly)?

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Cori Rist-Tiger Woods' Fifth Mistress

Tiger Woods continues to be stuck in the rough with the revelation of his fifth mistress...one Cori Rist. Ms. Cori Rist is listed as a "Manhattan Clubgoer" by The NY Daily News. She is 31 and (like the others) Blonde.

Tiger even broke this streak last night, with number 6 (A Brunette!) coming out of the woodwork and claiming an affair with Tiger, and a tryst in a Florida parking lot.

And then there is Tiger Woods' Fourth Mistress...Cocktail waitress and blonde bombshell Jamie Jungers...

Fore!!

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Robin Williams Peace Plan A Plan For Peace By Robin Williams

Robin Williams' Peace Plan

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan..'

1) 'The US / UK / AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never
'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,
South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.. No one allowed sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers..
If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough..)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' ' Please, Americans! Pass this video, or these words, or this message
in whatever way via email, twitter, snail mail, voicemail.
And thank you ..GOD BLESS us! GOD BLESS AMERICA still!! ."

~ROBIN WILLIAMS~

Pass it on people...

(By the way, Robin Williams didn't come up with this. In fact...he had nothing to do with it at all. But, it's still one hell of a plan)



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Big Bird On Google-Big Bird And Sesame Street Turn 40

Today is a red letter day...Big Bird and the entire gang at Sesame Street turn 40 today. Yep, those lovable Muppets have hit middle age and the big Four Oh.

In honor of the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street, our friends over at Google have integrated Big Bird's likeness (actually just his feet) into their Google logo for the day.

We here at Fileunderi will celebrate the Sesame Street Birthday in a different way,
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Man Claimed God Told Him To Steal A New Dodge

From the Lame Excuse File:

A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger. Fortunately, a security guard put the brakes on the 36-year-old man's plan, before he could take off on the unauthorized test drive.

What excuse do you suppose he used to explain his actions to police?

When officers arrived, he told them that God had spoken to him, and ordered him to steal a 2009 Dodge Charger.

When asked his name, the man told local law enforcement that he was "Seven".

The man faces charges including criminal mischief...

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Funny Cat Pics- Because Tuesday Is A Great Day For Funny Cats

Why would dog loving bloggers put funny cat pics on a dog loving blog?

Because Tuesday is a great day for funny cat pics.

H1N1 Swine Flu Virus Vaccine Too Late To Help

The H1N1 vaccine will arrive too late to help most Americans who will be infected during this flu season, according to a study conducted by scholars at Purdue University.

The study also estimates that the H1N1 virus - commonly referred to as the swine flu bug - will infect about 60 percent of the U.S. population, although only about 25 percent of Americans will fall ill.

Read more at Washington Times.com

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Bus Driver Suspended For Wearing A Pink Tie

An Illinois bus driver said he was given a one-day, unpaid suspension for wearing a pink tie in recognition of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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Deputy Reprimanded For Making Fun Of One Armed Man

A St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy who said he made fun of a man with no arm at a softball game, and another deputy who was “discourteous” to the public each received a written reprimand, according to internal investigation records obtained Tuesday and an official.

The deputies, Thomas Johnson and Rigoberto Iglesias, were on a softball team sponsored by the jail’s food service provider during the March 8 incident, which involved two umpires.

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Bar Code Google-Why Does Google Have A Barcode In Place Of Its Logo?

Today is October 7th, 2009, and the question of the day is:

Why does Google have a barcode on it's search page in place of the normal friendly little Google logo that we all know and love?

We have to admit that, for just a few seconds, our visit to Google this morning brought on fear and horror thinking that Google may have been hacked.But, no, fearless web travelers and seekers of Google info, the Google bar code is only a celebration of that wonderful invention...the bar code. (duh)

That's right, exactly 57 years ago today, a patent was issued for the barcode.
(and you can read about it RIGHT HERE). Yes, that wonderful invention that eventually created other inventions, for example the self scan checkout, and less staff (and lower payrolls) for all retail establishments.

Shall we all sing Happy Birthday to the bar code?

Let's not.

But we can celebrate the fact that, contrary to the opinion of some conspiracy theorists over the last 5 decades, we are not yet all sporting barcodes on our foreheads.


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Toyota Recall- Toyota To Recall 3.8 Million Vehicles Because Of Floor Mats

In what has to be one of the strangest vehicle recalls on record, Toyota said Tuesday it will recall 3.8 Million vehicles in the United States to address problems with...are you sitting down?...Removable Floor Mats.

That's right, Toyota, the paragon of value and reliabilty, has manufactured almost 4 Million vehicles with a floor mat problem.

This will be Toyota's largest ever recall and includes popular and best selling models such as the Toyota Camry and the Toyota Prius.

So, what's the problem here? It seems that the design of the floorboard and the removable floor mats just aren't in sync. The floor mats can move around and possibly cause the accelerator pedal to get stuck.

Hmmm...that's isn't good.

Toyota said said it was still working with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to resolve the problem. The NHTSA has reported 102 incidents in which the Toyota involved may have had the accelerator pedal stuck. Although the NHTSA didn't say how many of the incidents led to crashes,it appears the recall was prompted by a highspeed crash in August of a Lexus barreling out of control. As the vehicle hit speeds exceeding 120 mph, family members made a frantic 911 call and said the accelerator was stuck and they couldn't stop the vehicle.

All four passenger were killed when the vehicle hit a sport utility vehicle, launched off an embankment, rolled several times and burst into flames.

Toyota spokesman Irv Miller had this to say,"A stuck open accelerator pedal may result in very high vehicle speeds and make it difficult to stop a vehicle, which could cause a crash, serious injury or death".

No kidding Irv?

Toyota will be sending notices out to owners of 2007-2010 model year Toyota Camry, 2005-2010 Toyota Avalon, 2004-2009 Toyota Prius, 2005-2010 Toyota Tacoma, 2007-2010 Toyota Tundra, 2007-2010 Lexus ES350 and 2006-2010 Lexus IS250 and IS350.

In the meantime, Toyota urges the owners of said vehicles to remove the drivers side floormat and don't replace it.

Sounds like a fix right there.

For more information, consumers can contact the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration 's hotline at (888) 327-4236, Toyota at (800) 331-4331 or Lexus at (800) 255-3987.


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Woman Sues Neighbor For Smoking-In Her Own Home

In an age when smoking has been outlawed in most public places – government buildings, bars and pool halls – a person's home is one of the few places you can puff in peace.

Until now.

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome.

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Chinese Dwarfs Start Their Own Village

A community of dwarfs in China is tired of being discriminated against and is doing something about it.

The Telegraph reports that the people of Kunming, a mountain community in southern China, have set up their own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

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Police Played Wii During Search Of Home

LAKELAND, Fla., Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said members of a Polk County drug task force were videotaped playing a bowling video game on the Nintendo Wii during a search.

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Store Launches Left Handed Underpants For Left Handed Men

From the "It's about damn time!" file:

A British store has decided it is about time to stop discrminating against left-handed men and has launched a line of left handed mens underpants.

That's right. Left Handed Underpants.

In case you are not familiar with men's underpants, the vertical slit for handy access is on the right side. Always.

Not anymore!

Now, all you left-handed Brits (and hopefully the rest of the world) can purchase underwear that has a horizontal slit designed for easy access for southpaws. Previously, boxer shorts were best suited for left-handers, but they don't have quite the...er...support that briefs provide.

A spokesman for the store claims that this is a huge step in the fight for "equality" for left handed men...AND they will spend less time at the john, as they won't have to "perform a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles..."

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Three Most Common Dog Training Mistakes

What not to do when trying to give obedience training to Fido:

Three Most Common Dog Obedience Training Mistakes

The first dog training mistake we see is owners giving the heel command and snapping or tugging the dog's leash at the same time. This is a natural action for a dog owner, you are trying to get the dog to go where you want it to go. Unfortunately, it doesn't teach the dog to heel, it teaches the dog that when she hears the heel command she is going to get her collar (and neck) jerked. This only confuses the dog, as she doesn't know what she did to deserve it.

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A Priest, An Exotic Dancer, And....Their Baby

She was an exotic dancer at a Miami strip club called Porky's. He showed up wearing a Hawaiian shirt, eager to share a night in the VIP lounge.

They began a torrid, on-and-off love affair that ended for good in January, after she gave birth to a daughter she says is his. Now, she wants child support and has filed a restraining order against him.

It might be a routine, if tawdry, court case if not for respondent David Dueppen's job: Catholic priest with the Miami Archdiocese.


Read More At The Orlando Sentinel


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Social Networking Site Twitter Is Clamping Down On Fake Celebrity Accounts

Twitter launches crackdown after millions are duped by fake accounts

The social networking site Twitter is clamping down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued in America.

Thousands of famous names have fallen victim to impostors, including Britney Spears, Foreign Secretary David Miliband, the Dalai Lama and even the Queen.


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Mayor Bans Police Chases-Even On Foot

(Wellford, SC)—The Mayor of Wellford is defending her policy which bans police officers in that city from chasing suspects. Sallie Peake says the policy also includes vehicle chases along with pursuits on foot.

A memo issued on September 2nd from Peake to all Wellford officers reads:

“As of this date, there are to be no more foot chases when a suspect runs. I do not want anyone chasing after any suspects whatsoever.“

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New York Nuclear Plant Mistakenly Blares Alarm

We included this story for it's obvious insane nature and for you to stop and think for just a moment how you would react to being within earshot of a nuclear plants alarm warning of a meltdown...

But, just for fun, visit Faux...er...Fox News and check out THEIR spelling of mistakenly in the headline:

NEW CITY, New York — A suburban New York City nuclear power plant's siren system has mistakenly blared out the warning, "Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!"

The ominous message rattled some of the residents of New City, about 30 miles north of midtown Manhattan. Auto shop worker Rudy Gaspari says the mechanical voice had an unsettling, post-apocalyptic overtone to it.

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Man In Stolen Miniskirt Wanted To Impress Wife

A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

According to the River Falls Journal, police said workers caught Justin Larson leaving Shopko in River Falls wearing the women's clothing on Sunday.

Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket, as well.

Investigators said Larson told them he took the clothes to smooth things over with his estranged wife.

Police handed him a citation for shoplifting.

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Man Fined For Following His GPS To The Edge Of A Cliff

If only he had a woman with him, this wouldn't have happened...

HALIFAX, England, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A man who followed bad directions from his satellite navigation device and got his car stuck on a 100-foot-high cliff was fined $1,470 by a British court.


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Bikini Coffee Servers Could Be Forced to Cover Up in Washington

Fileunderi is wondering, why don't they have bikini coffee servers in our state?

EVERETT, Wash. — A city in Washington has been flooded with complaints about what some voluptuous coffee shop workers are wearing — or not wearing — and is considering forcing them to cover up.

Everett, Wash., has had about 50 complaints in the past six months about its bikini-clad baristas who work in drive-through coffee stands, according to Q13FOX.com and other local media.

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Woman Spanks Stranger's Toddler In A Cincinnati Store

CINCINNATI — A woman took a stranger's toddler son over her knee and spanked him three times inside a store after he said something that annoyed her, police said Wednesday.

Gloria Ballard was arrested on an assault charge in the Tuesday incident. In a court appearance Wednesday, she asked for a public defender and a not guilty plea was entered for her. She was also ordered to stay away from 2-year-old Sean Goode and his mother, Donnay Jones.

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Ohio Inmate's Execution Delayed One Week-They Couldn't Find A Vein

From the Fileunderi "Sometimes A Shotgun Is The Best Tool In This Situation" File:

53-year-old Romell Broom was scheduled to be executed in Ohio this week for the 1984 rape and murder of 14-year-old Tryna Middleton. Unfortunately, executioners struggled for more than two hours to locate suitable veins for the insertion of the Death Serum IVs into Broom. Not only did the execution team try, even Broom attempted to help the team access his veins, and after one failed attempt, he covered his face and appeared to be sobbing.

Bummer.

So, Ohio Governor Ted Strickland decided to order a week long reprieve for the inmate, the state's first such last minute reprieve since the death penalty was reinstated in Ohio in 1999.

Tim Sweeney, who is Broom's lawyer, wrote Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer asking him to end the procedure.

"Any further attempts today to carry out the execution of Mr. Broom would be cruel and unusual punishment in violation of ... the U.S. Constitution," he wrote. "They would also violate Ohio's statutory requirement that a lethal injection execution is to be quick and painless."

As the execution team struggled to find the vein, Broom asked to see Adele Shank, his other attorney. She was not allowed access to him due to policy that says the inmate cannot have contact with lawyers once the injection process begins. Shank said she was concerned because it appeared Broom "winced in pain".

Broom's victim was unavailable for comment on Broom's apparent "wincing in pain", as she currently resides 6 feet under.

Fileunderi can only suggest the following to those in Ohio that handle executions:

Firing Squad-You can always find a target.

Hanging-Necks are pretty easy to find.

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Teens Sue Baseball Team Over God Bless America Ejection

While the headline screams violation of some one's Constitutional rights, the body of the article subtly tells the story of just another lawyer looking for a quick payout.

You decide.

TRENTON, N.J. — Three teenagers who say they were tossed from a New Jersey ballpark over their refusal to stand during the song "God Bless America" are suing the minor league Newark Bears.

The boys argue that their constitutional rights were violated when they were asked to leave Newark's Bears and Eagles Riverfront Stadium on June 29 by Bears' president and co-owner Thomas Cetnar.

Cetnar acknowledged the boys were asked to leave but declined to say why. He also has denied making some statements attributed to him in the lawsuit.

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Element Bars- Make Your Own Nutritious Delicious Energy Bars

Today's Fileunderi Product Of The Day:

Element bars! Do you love energy bars, but wish you could make your own? Ha! Now you can...

That's right, Element Bars are Custom Energy Bars.

Element bars allows you to custom order your own energy bars. You control the taste. You control the consistency. There are NO preservatives. EVER!

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Disney World Expansion-FantasyLand To Double In Size

In a move that is apparently designed to mimic real life, a Disney World expansion is planned by Disney executives.

Since many of our fellow citizens seem to live in Fantasyland themselves, Disney will be doubling the size of THEIR Fantasyland. The expansion will include a huge Little Mermaid ride.

Analysts predict it will re-ignite travel to Orlando, which has lagged in the global recession...

Wait a minute. A bigger Fantasyland with a Little Mermaid ride is going to "re-ignite" travel to Orlando.

Perhaps the above quoted analysts are living in Fantasyland too.

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Man Prank Calls 911- Police Arrest Him For Rape

Once again folks...cell phone calls can be traced. We repeat...cell phone calls can be traced.

MOBILE, Ala. — An 18-year-old man who police say made a prank phone call about a shooting has been arrested for statutory rape.

David Wayne McCarn II of Bay Minette was charged Friday with second-degree rape and rendering a false alarm. He was being held in the Baldwin County Corrections Center on $11,000 bail.

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Message In A Bottle Follows Girl Home

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FALMOUTH, Mass., Sept. 11 (UPI) -- The family of a girl who dropped a message in a bottle into the Atlantic Ocean near Bermuda said the bottle was found only miles from her Massachusetts home.

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Students Try To Steal Giant Chili Pepper From Chilis Rooftop

Four people were arrested on Sunday after attempting to steal a giant chili pepper from atop a Chili's Grill and Bar in Vermont.

Triggered by an alarm, cops arrived at the Chili's in Bennington, Vt., around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday to find Asher Woodworth, 23, on the roof. He had been removing the bolts that held the red and green chili pepper in place with a hacksaw and a power drill.

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The One Person You Don't Pour Your Beer On

A 22-year-old man who got into a disagreement at the Irish Fest last weekend picked the wrong person to douse with beer.

It was Kansas City Police Chief Jim Corwin, wearing plainclothes and preparing to watch a band perform with his family about 7:35 p.m. Sunday.

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Hungry Hungry Hippo- Hippopotamus Kills Poacher

KINSHASA (AFP) – A hippopotamus killed a member of Democratic Republic of Congo government forces at Virunga National Park while he was fishing illegally, a local environmental NGO said Saturday.

Bantu Lukamba of the IDPE non-governmental organisation told AFP that Private Sebagendi was killed Thursday when he was fishing along with five other people on Lake Edward in spite of a fishing ban.

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Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

Feds Change 9/11 Focus From Remembrance To Community Service

As Americans mark the eighth anniversary today of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a move to turn the day's focus from mourning to community service is being met with skepticism.

Critics see the first National Day of Service and Remembrance as an attempt to downplay the tragedy that cost nearly 3,000 Americans their lives and to push a left-wing agenda, while supporters say urging Americans to volunteer is an appropriate way to honor those who died at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and in a field in Pennsylvania.

Read the rest of the story at The Detroit News

WE thought the focus of the anniversary of 9/11 should be to remember and reflect on that day. Hmmm...

However,we would be willing to volunteer to find and bring to justice Osama Bin Laden.

You remember him, right?

6 Year Old Drives Car After Mom Smokes "That Stinky Stuff"

A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because "[mom] was sleepy" after smoking "that stinky stuff," according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. after police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

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Actually, the headline and photo says it all, don't you think?


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Uh Oh- Yet Another ACORN Undercover Video

Fox News continues their massive assault on ACORN with yet another video starring ACORN staffers, who give advice on how to deal with the Internal Revenue Service.

This is the third day in a row of bad publicity for ACORN, starting with the story of ACORN staffers registering a deceased Paul Newman to vote in Florida.

The next day, Fox broke the story and video of ACORN staffers counseling an undercover "independent film maker" posing as a pimp with his "prostitute" girlfriend.

And now, this...

Two more ACORN officials were fired Friday after a second video surfaced showing staffers in the community organizers' Washington office offering to help a man and woman posing as a pimp and prostitute acquire illegal home loans that would help them set up a brothel.

The firings came less than 24 hours after another pair of ACORN officials from the group's Baltimore office were canned for instructing the "pimp" and "prostitute" how to falsify tax forms and seek illegal benefits for 13 "very young" girls from El Salvador that pair said they wanted to import to work as child prostitutes.

Read the rest of the story at FoxNews.com

We don't believe this little ACORN will be growing into a majestic oak tree any time soon...


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9/11 Anniversary

Today is 9/11 and the 8th anniversary of the terrorist attack on the people of our nation. Please take a moment to remember the victims of that day. Once you have done that, take a moment to remember this quote:

"We're going to get [Bin Laden] Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me."

George W. Bush, December 2001.

8 Years,thousands more Americans perished, and a Trillion or so later...no Bin Laden.

Record Companies Sue Ellen DeGeneres Show Over Music Copyrights

Ellen DeGeneres is back in the news today...

(Wow! Two days in a row. She is reaching Oprah status)

Today's Ellen news is not quite as positive as yesterday's announcement that she would be the next American Idol judge, although the news is music related.

You see, the production company that produces Ellen DeGeneres' show, (appropriately titled Ellen), is being sued by a gang of record companies. "For what?", you might ask yourself. Glad you asked.

Have you ever watched Ellen DeGeneres' TV show? It seems that a signature part of the show is her dancing around among the audience to various tunes. She does this every day. She has done it thousands of times. She uses oldies, and she uses current popular music.

Guess what?

She doesn't have a license to use that music.

According to the suit filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Nashville, when representatives of the recording companies asked defendants why they hadn't obtained licenses to use the songs, defendants said they didn't "roll that way."

"As sophisticated consumers of music, Defendants knew full well that, regardless of the way they rolled, under the Copyright Act, and under state law for the pre-1972 recordings, they needed a license to use the sound recordings lawfully," the suit states.

Scott Rowe, spokesman for the show's Telepictures Productions, wrote in an e-mailed statement that the company has been working with the record labels for months to resolve the issue and remains willing to resolve it on "amicable and reasonable terms."

Rowe said the issue does not involve DeGeneres, who on Wednesday was named as the fourth judge on TV's "American Idol," and whom Rowe calls "a tremendous music enthusiast and advocate."

The suit claims the daytime talk show has used copyrighted music without permission since its inception, including "recordings by virtually every major current artist of popular music." It claims the show routinely used some of the most popular songs of the day, which the record labels don't license for daytime television at any price.

Other songs cited in the lawsuit include Michael Jackson's "Thriller"; The Beach Boys'"Good Vibrations" and Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."

The suit calls the segment and the music played by the show's own disc jockey "signature elements of the show."

(Source: apmyway.com)

The poor starving record companies that filed this little number in court include Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records.

No word yet on a possible counter suit by Ellen producers for lack of compensation from the record companies for possible growth in sales of stale old songs that Ellen! reminded consumers of.

When reached at their expansive mansions, the record company execs and stars who recorded these songs would not comment, or they were too busy taping another MTV Cribs episode.


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And The Bizarre Robbery Disguise Award Goes To...

A group of robbers in the Tampa,Florida area.

How bizarre are their disguises?

One of them came to the robbery with a child's car seat on his head.

Is that bizarre enough?

TAMPA — Whatever happened to ski masks?

Detectives are searching for a group of robbers with a flair for costuming, according to a release from the Tampa Police Department.

The men have stormed into three north Tampa pawnshops in the last three weeks with creative masks. In one case, one of them was wearing a child safety seat on his head. They've also donned hospital scrubs, and in another case they wore beautician's hair-washing sinks on their heads.

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Man With Gun Arrested During Obama Address To Congress

Tomorrow we are thinking of driving to a location near Barack Obama and trying to park. We are thinking of taking along an unregistered shotgun and shells and leaving them in the trunk.

Wanna tag along?

U.S. Capitol Police have arrested a Virginia man they say tried to get into a secure area near the Capitol with a gun in his car as the president gave his health care address to Congress.

Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said Thursday that 28-year-old Joshua Bowman of Falls Church, Va., was arrested around 8 p.m. Wednesday. Bowman's intentions were unclear, police said.

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