The Green Towel Bandit And 153 Trips To The Pokey

The Fileunderi Criminals of the Week and two fine examples of the dilution of the gene pool:

Zephyrhills, Florida - Zephyrhills Police have arrested a 26-year-old man accusing him of robbing the same store, two days in a row, while trying to disguise himself by wrapping a green towel around his head.

Investigators say Jeffrey Pringle went into the Right Way Food Store Monday and threatened the clerk, demanding money and saying he was carrying a gun.

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PORTSMOUTH — Paul Baldwin was arrested for the 153rd time Sunday, a week after he completed a one-year jail sentence for stealing a $1.99 can of beer.

Arraigned June 1 by video from the Rockingham County House of Corrections, Baldwin, 49, with no fixed address, was charged with a class A misdemeanor count of simple assault alleging he hit someone in the face in Market Square.

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