56-year-old Scott Gibson of Rogersville, Tennessee is the proud winner of this month's Fileunderi Supreme Moron Award.
Mr. Gibson was clocked by local police going 66 mph in a 55 mph zone. He was sent a citation.
Rather than pay the ticket, like the rest of us poor slobs are prone to do, Mr. Gibson came up with a novel ruse:
He sent back a copy of the citation with a handwritten note, claiming he wasn't subject to local speed zones because...
Wait for it...
He was the Deputy Chief of the CIA.
Police contacted the CIA, and they responded that Gibson wasn't (and never was) an employee.
So, not only does Mr. Gibson face the $75 fine for speeding (which he would have had to pay regardless of employment with the CIA), he has been arrested and charged with criminal impersonation, AND he faces pending Federal charges.
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