Today's Fileunderi Stupid Criminal Of The Day:
Someone stole a minivan from a Florida Water Treatment Plant on Thursday night...
By the way, why would someone steal a minivan?? Were they moving? Obviously they haven't heard of the old "test drive a used minivan from the local car lot all afternoon" trick...
Anyway, the water treatment plant workers noticed the minivan missing Friday morning.
Later that same morning, the van was located when said thief decided to top 100mph on State Route 301.
Did someone report Mario VANdretti to the local police?
The minivan had a "How's My Driving?" sticker on the back of it.
VANdretti was arrested.
The minivan was unharmed.
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