A Saginaw Michigan man has entered a plea of no contest to charges resulting from a little escapade at a car wash back in October. Here is the original story:
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.
"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.
According to The Smoking Gun. the man's initial response when confronted by the officer was..."Oh Sh*t".
Oh Sh*t indeed.
Source: Saginaw News