This is the story of Erika, who says she has a committed relationship with the Eiffel Tower.
Erika had a commitment ceremony performed with the tower two years ago and has legally changed her name to...Erika Eiffel. Not only is she romantically involved with the tower, she has a sexual attraction to it.
In her words:
"Her structure is just amazing. You know, she's got subtle, subtle curves, you know. I just, it's almost like I heard her crying out, saying, 'Somebody, notice me.'"
Erika says she is an objectum sexual...someone who is attracted to inanimate objects.
Certified sexologist Amy Marsh, of Albany, Calif., told ABC News that not many studies exist of "OS," but in her own observations, "I'm finding they're very happy, and they don't want to change. I am also finding out that quite a few of them have a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome or autism, but not everybody."
The Eiffel Tower could not be reached for comment.
And no, Erika is not from Paris. She is from San Francisco.
One bonus for Erika...if The Eiffel Tower decided to be unfaithful, everyone would know.
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