From the "Thanks For The Mammaries" File:
A California woman is on the run after using a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implants exchange. Apparently, the first set of implants weren't good enough.
Yvonne Pampellonne is accused of opening a line of credit using another person's identity and then having the procedures done. It became apparent to those at Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery that something was amiss when Yvonne didn't show up for any follow up appointments.
She is charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.
The loss is set at $12,000. Must be some nice..er..implants.
Yvonne and her breasts are still missing.