The Fileunderi Stupid Criminal Of The Day

Meet 48-year-old Mary Gorsuch of Biddeford, Maine. Mary decided to rob Paul's Variety on Alfred Street, entered the store and told the clerk to give her all the cash or she would "blow her head off". The clerk handed over several hundred dollars to Mary and she exited via the front door to the store.

So far so good...lots of cash and a clean escape. Nobody hurt. No muss, no fuss.

And then the clerk at the store watched Mary cross the street and enter the local pizza parlor. The clerked dialed 911 and gave them a description of Mary. Police arrived on the scene and entered the pizza parlor. Was Mary robbing the pizza parlor too? No...Mary was found sitting inside the Pizza Parlor waiting on a Pepperoni Pizza she had just ordered.

She was taken into custody and charged with robbery.

Mary was already on probation for armed robbery of a bank in Bangor. Police are quite sure that probation will be revoked.

Criminals...they don't make 'em like they used to.


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